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I don't want to see your 59 year old ball busting wife who hit the wall 20 years ago, but still wears a bunch of purple beads and probably makes your sorry cuck ass sit on the seat to pee, and can't name four players. Control your fucking woman.

Daughters: yes if they're hot

trophy wives: yes, but not too fake

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FireCohen

Try to get some head dude, I hear head skills is the last thing to go for women

YellowSnow

You should put this on your Match,com or Tinder profile, Billy.

Canadawg

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?

PurpleJ

Try to get some head dude, I hear head skills is the last thing to go for women

Actually it improves exponentially when the dentures come out.

LawDawg1

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?

Did she have the bottom surgery yet?

YellowSnow

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?

Depends. I like being happily married, but hell hath no furry like a bitchy wife.

HuskyJW

I don't want to see your 59 year old ball busting wife who hit the wall 20 years ago, but still wears a bunch of purple beads and probably makes your sorry cuck ass sit on the seat to pee, and can't name four players. Control your fucking woman.

Daughters: yes if they're hot

trophy wives: yes, but not too fake

Beards?

backthepack

Maybe get laid yourself?

dirtysouwfdawg

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
Depends. I like being happily married, but hell hath no furry like a bitchy wife.

Facts.

EsophagealFeces

Try to get some head dude, I hear head skills is the last thing to go for women
Actually it improves exponentially when the dentures come out.

Gummer hummer superiority guy heard from

AtomicDawg

I actually prefer that my wife is more concerned about how a purple and gold outfit looks on her than worrying about the actual roster or x's o's. Looking forward to keeping it that way.

gmo

what a truly bizarre thread all around.

called it... we're all losing our minds waiting this long with this much anticipation.

SECDAWG

PurpleJ

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
Depends. I like being happily married, but hell hath no furry like a bitchy wife.

Idk man that sounds pretty gay

dirtysouwfdawg

I don't want to see your 59 year old ball busting wife who hit the wall 20 years ago, but still wears a bunch of purple beads and probably makes your sorry cuck ass sit on the seat to pee, and can't name four players. Control your fucking woman.

Daughters: yes if they're hot

trophy wives: yes, but not too fake

I just don’t like fat people.

YellowSnow

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
Depends. I like being happily married, but hell hath no furry like a bitchy wife.
Idk man that sounds pretty gay

Hurtful, pal.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I don't want to see your 59 year old ball busting wife who hit the wall 20 years ago, but still wears a bunch of purple beads and probably makes your sorry cuck ass sit on the seat to pee, and can't name four players. Control your fucking woman.

Daughters: yes if they're hot

trophy wives: yes, but not too fake
I just don’t like fat people.

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FireCohen

Try to get some head dude, I hear head skills is the last thing to go for women

YellowSnow

You should put this on your Match,com or Tinder profile, Billy.

Canadawg

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?

PurpleJ

Try to get some head dude, I hear head skills is the last thing to go for women

Actually it improves exponentially when the dentures come out.

LawDawg1

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?

Did she have the bottom surgery yet?

YellowSnow

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?

Depends. I like being happily married, but hell hath no furry like a bitchy wife.

HuskyJW

I don't want to see your 59 year old ball busting wife who hit the wall 20 years ago, but still wears a bunch of purple beads and probably makes your sorry cuck ass sit on the seat to pee, and can't name four players. Control your fucking woman.

Daughters: yes if they're hot

trophy wives: yes, but not too fake

Beards?

backthepack

Maybe get laid yourself?

dirtysouwfdawg

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
Depends. I like being happily married, but hell hath no furry like a bitchy wife.

Facts.

EsophagealFeces

Try to get some head dude, I hear head skills is the last thing to go for women
Actually it improves exponentially when the dentures come out.

Gummer hummer superiority guy heard from

AtomicDawg

I actually prefer that my wife is more concerned about how a purple and gold outfit looks on her than worrying about the actual roster or x's o's. Looking forward to keeping it that way.

gmo

what a truly bizarre thread all around.

called it... we're all losing our minds waiting this long with this much anticipation.

SECDAWG

PurpleJ

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
Depends. I like being happily married, but hell hath no furry like a bitchy wife.

Idk man that sounds pretty gay

dirtysouwfdawg

I don't want to see your 59 year old ball busting wife who hit the wall 20 years ago, but still wears a bunch of purple beads and probably makes your sorry cuck ass sit on the seat to pee, and can't name four players. Control your fucking woman.

Daughters: yes if they're hot

trophy wives: yes, but not too fake

I just don’t like fat people.

YellowSnow

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
Depends. I like being happily married, but hell hath no furry like a bitchy wife.
Idk man that sounds pretty gay

Hurtful, pal.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I don't want to see your 59 year old ball busting wife who hit the wall 20 years ago, but still wears a bunch of purple beads and probably makes your sorry cuck ass sit on the seat to pee, and can't name four players. Control your fucking woman.

Daughters: yes if they're hot

trophy wives: yes, but not too fake
I just don’t like fat people.