A hard hitting Christmas present for your HH wife or girlfriend


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What size do they go up to?
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I'm confused. The website said that was a kids shirt. Is this some kind of pedo joke?
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Wife? GF?
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If you have a size zero wife they can wear kids shirts and look sexy. After heaten numero uno TOF could wear some of his clothes. He’s 15 now and they again wear the same size clothes.
Side note. Homefields shit runs big. I normally wear larges to hide the dad bod but these larges were to big in the neck. -
HuskyJW said:
Wife? GF?
Ew
The perfect gift for your main bitch and your side chicks -
The neck thing with homefield is absurd. I look like a girl from an 80s tv show, I can almost get my shoulder out of one side of the crewneck sweatshirt I havedirtysouwfdawg said:If you have a size zero wife they can wear kids shirts and look sexy. After heaten numero uno TOF could wear some of his clothes. He’s 15 now and they again wear the same size clothes.
Side note. Homefields shit runs big. I normally wear larges to hide the dad bod but these larges were to big in the neck. -
Try to keep up, bud.HuskyJW said:Wife? GF?
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Probably works for nacho and the jolly green giant but not skinny people without linebacker necks.FireTheJanitor said:
The neck thing with homefield is absurd. I look like a girl from an 80s tv show, I can almost get my shoulder out of one side of the crewneck sweatshirt I havedirtysouwfdawg said:If you have a size zero wife they can wear kids shirts and look sexy. After heaten numero uno TOF could wear some of his clothes. He’s 15 now and they again wear the same size clothes.
Side note. Homefields shit runs big. I normally wear larges to hide the dad bod but these larges were to big in the neck. -
I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
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A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.Doog_de_Jour said:I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
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Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!YellowSnow said:
A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.Doog_de_Jour said:I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
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nothing wrong with dimples. give yourself some credit
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Keep going....Doog_de_Jour said:
Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!YellowSnow said:
A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.Doog_de_Jour said:I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
Just what I'm hearing.
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A little stinky and dimply is fine. Can't get behind saggy thoughDoog_de_Jour said:
Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!YellowSnow said:
A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.Doog_de_Jour said:I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
Just what I'm hearing. -
How do you look in blue sequins?Doog_de_Jour said:
Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!YellowSnow said:
A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.Doog_de_Jour said:I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
Just what I'm hearing.
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FABULOUS!!!!!1!RaceBannon said:
How do you look in blue sequins?Doog_de_Jour said:
Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!YellowSnow said:
A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.Doog_de_Jour said:I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
Just what I'm hearing. -
USC hires cohen and suddenly turns into San Jose State
Im embarrassed I defended her....
but she did hire KDB so it is what it is.
Christ, Im defending her again. -
PostGameOrangeSlices said:
USC hires cohen and suddenly turns into San Jose State
Im embarrassed I defended her....
but she did hire KDB so it is what it is.
Christ, Im defending her again.
We all went through our "guess I think Cohen is doing a good job" phase. I did.
File it under "even a broken clock is right twice a day". -
At the end of the day, she popped off and hired a top 5 coach nationally.Doog_de_Jour said:PostGameOrangeSlices said:USC hires cohen and suddenly turns into San Jose State
Im embarrassed I defended her....
but she did hire KDB so it is what it is.
Christ, Im defending her again.
We all went through our "guess I think Cohen is doing a good job" phase. I did.
File it under "even a broken clock is right twice a day".
Winners win.
She will do a good job leading SJSU into the B1G, no doubt. Or not. -
Either way, it will be interesting.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
At the end of the day, she popped off and hired a top 5 coach nationally.Doog_de_Jour said:PostGameOrangeSlices said:USC hires cohen and suddenly turns into San Jose State
Im embarrassed I defended her....
but she did hire KDB so it is what it is.
Christ, Im defending her again.
We all went through our "guess I think Cohen is doing a good job" phase. I did.
File it under "even a broken clock is right twice a day".
Winners win.
She will do a good job leading SJSU into the B1G, no doubt. Or not. -
Congrats on the new bundle of joy!Doog_de_Jour said:
FABULOUS!!!!!1!RaceBannon said:
How do you look in blue sequins?Doog_de_Jour said:
Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!YellowSnow said:
A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.Doog_de_Jour said:I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
Just what I'm hearing. -
Right. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.SkipBoyd said:
Congrats on the new bundle of joy!Doog_de_Jour said:
FABULOUS!!!!!1!RaceBannon said:
How do you look in blue sequins?Doog_de_Jour said:
Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!YellowSnow said:
A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.Doog_de_Jour said:I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
Just what I'm hearing. -
So about these punching bags....Doog_de_Jour said:
Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!YellowSnow said:
A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.Doog_de_Jour said:I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.
Just what I'm hearing. -
Look at everyone’s expression.
she’s in the middle of forcibly screwing over every guy in that program -
Nooot exactly what I’m seeing though I think you have the screwing part correct.LoneStarDawg said:
Look at everyone’s expression.
she’s in the middle of forcibly screwing over every guy in that program