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The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

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  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,279 Standard Supporter
    edited December 2023

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
  • WoolleyDoog
    WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,161 Founders Club

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
    Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

    Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
  • bisonduck
    bisonduck Member Posts: 715

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
    Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

    Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
    I was more disappointed in our offensive line on most of those 4th downs.

    What do I know though?
  • WoolleyDoog
    WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,161 Founders Club
    bisonduck said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
    Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

    Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
    I was more disappointed in our offensive line on most of those 4th downs.

    What do I know though?
    With Nix and the OL there's also the difference it won't be in Husky Stadium.
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165

    If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?

    I'd prefer 81-0
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,057

    If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?

    Bruener
    Have I mentioned that his Dad is from Aberdeen? Washington, that is.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,279 Standard Supporter

    If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?

    Because I want to win by 1. @46XiJCAB
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457

    If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?

    Bruener
    Have I mentioned that his Dad is from Aberdeen? Washington, that is.

  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    You don't want Furd, ASSU and the Cougs hunting you.

    You just don't!



  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    bisonduck said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
    Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

    Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
    I was more disappointed in our offensive line on most of those 4th downs.

    What do I know though?
    Both teams played hard. One missed a FG to tie it. It happens to the best teams.

    If Nix turns his head and spots Holden wide open at the 5, rather than forcing a tough throw to Franklin on 4th down, no FG necessary.
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
    46XiJCAB said:

    bisonduck said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
    Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

    Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
    I was more disappointed in our offensive line on most of those 4th downs.

    What do I know though?
    Both teams played hard. One missed a FG to tie it. It happens to the best teams.

    If Nix turns his head and spots Holden wide open at the 5, rather than forcing a tough throw to Franklin on 4th down, no FG necessary.
    Hypothetically speaking, true. And if UW calls a run play or two with the ball, up 29-18, the game could have been a blowout.

    Hypothetically speaking.
  • doogville
    doogville Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,231 Swaye's Wigwam
    46XiJCAB said:

    bisonduck said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
    Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

    Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
    I was more disappointed in our offensive line on most of those 4th downs.

    What do I know though?
    Both teams played hard. One missed a FG to tie it. It happens to the best teams.

    If Nix turns his head and spots Holden wide open at the 5, rather than forcing a tough throw to Franklin on 4th down, no FG necessary.
    We don’t deal in hypotheticals. Enjoy the L today.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,279 Standard Supporter
    46XiJCAB said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    You don't want Furd, ASSU and the Cougs hunting you.

    You just don't!



    Oops
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,057
    dnc said:

    If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?

    Bruener's gonna score
    Bo Nix Heisman hopes dashed by the son of a Dwag from the 1994 squad would be pretty delicious. Sign me up.
    Uh, he was on the 1991squad too.