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BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,154
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The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.
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  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2023
    DerekJohnson said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
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  • WoolleyDoogWoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,250 Swaye's Wigwam
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
    Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

    Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
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  • bisonduckbisonduck Member Posts: 714
    WoolleyDoog said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
    Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

    Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
    I was more disappointed in our offensive line on most of those 4th downs.

    What do I know though?
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  • WoolleyDoogWoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,250 Swaye's Wigwam
    bisonduck said:

    WoolleyDoog said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    A QB with 37 TD passes and 2 interceptions on a team that's 11-1 is a shrivel dick?

    wow
    Taking that way out of context. Watch the 4th quarters against UW the last two games. Gimps out of the first and his final heave travels about 20 yards when it needed to go twice that far. Throws passes into the turf on 4th down in the second game.
    Nix has been lethal in that offense in every game this year other than UW. He was good against UW but clearly was different when things were tight. Hard to assess too much since they didn't play close games, but last year he was different against UW, Oregon State, and Utah when things tight.

    Have to worry about his legs too. Now that it's basically the playoffs they won't be holding anything back.
    I was more disappointed in our offensive line on most of those 4th downs.

    What do I know though?
    With Nix and the OL there's also the difference it won't be in Husky Stadium.
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  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,163
    UWhuskytskeet said:

    If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?

    I'd prefer 81-0
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  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,950
    ExtraChrisB said:

    UWhuskytskeet said:

    If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?

    Bruener
    Have I mentioned that his Dad is from Aberdeen? Washington, that is.
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  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,154
    UWhuskytskeet said:

    If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?

    Because I want to win by 1. @46XiJCAB
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  • TheHBTheHB Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,786 Swaye's Wigwam
    creepycoug said:

    ExtraChrisB said:

    UWhuskytskeet said:

    If we're choosing fantasy ways to win the game why not a pick-6 as Oregon is driving down four?

    Bruener
    Have I mentioned that his Dad is from Aberdeen? Washington, that is.

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  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    The Oregon fellatio has gotten way too out of control and there is too much cosmic shit happening around UW right now that defies logic, analysis, and the eye test. UW has been the hunted since the first Oregon game and has taken everyone's best shot on their way out of the conference. Nix has been a shrivel dick in the 4th quarter the last two games against UW while Penix has balled out and won. UW has the mental edge and the first failed 4th down call by Lanning is going to make all the doubt rush right back into the minds of the Ducks.

    Rome bends over the Oregon secondary, Polk doesn't drop a ball, WTE/BTE are actually targeted early and often, Grubb calls a screen pass, and the defense quits committing stupid, drive extending penalties on 3rd down. This game comes down to 4th quarter Penix vs 4th quarter Nix, and I like our chances in that matchup.

    I'm in for a Dawgs win, 38 - 37. Our big dick, scholarship kicker comes through at the gun to win it.

    You don't want Furd, ASSU and the Cougs hunting you.

    You just don't!



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