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DerekJohnson · November 2023

Funny thing about this play. Ever since the '95 Sun Bowl when the Husky center snapped the ball 40 feet over the punter's head and out of the end zone, my dad and I have had a tradition of sorts. Whenever the other team is lining up to punt, we will sometimes yell "Hike it over his head!"

When the Beavs lined up to punt last week, I yelled "Hike it over his head!"

I called him at halftime and told him I had yelled it and damn if the Beavs didn't do it. He had seen the play.

Dad said, "So it finally worked after 30 years, huh son?

CSB

TheHB · November 2023

I always yell, “drop it!” when the opposing returner is about to receive a punt.

I do that.

Mad_Son · November 2023

I always yell "block that kick" when we're on defense against Stanford and it's 3rd down because in 2006 they punted on 3rd down once.

Edit: yes, everyone thinks I'm an idiot. Jokes on both of us.

RaceBannon · November 2023

We would yell FUMBLE from the stands at old Husky Stadium. The one with a track

Sometimes the other team would fumble

PurpleThrobber · November 2023

TheHB said:
I always yell, “drop it!” when the opposing returner is about to receive a punt.

I do that.

Mrs Throbber v2.0 says the exact same thing when asked about sexy time.

Weird.

flatus · November 2023

My dad and I say "we're going to fucking lose" before every Duck game. Then, after the game, we talk on the phone to recap all the ways we? fucked up, regardless of the outcome.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

GrundleStiltzkin · November 2023

flatus said:
My dad and I say "we're going to fucking lose" before every Duck game. Then, after the game, we talk on the phone to recap all the ways we? fucked up, regardless of the outcome.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Which dad?

flatus · November 2023

GrundleStiltzkin said:

flatus said:
My dad and I say "we're going to fucking lose" before every Duck game. Then, after the game, we talk on the phone to recap all the ways we? fucked up, regardless of the outcome.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Which dad?

My other dad transitioned so now I have a mum. I like to call her "mum".

Quietcowskee · November 2023

Yelling “Noonan!” also works every once in a while👌

SonnyShackelford · November 2023

Mad_Son said:
I always yell "block that kick" when we're on defense against Stanford and it's 3rd down because in 2006 they punted on 3rd down once.

Edit: yes, everyone thinks I'm an idiot. Jokes on both of us.

I was there

alumni94 · November 2023

My brother reminds me of my “knock his dick in the dirt” days.

Mad_Son · November 2023

SonnyShackelford said:

Mad_Son said:
I always yell "block that kick" when we're on defense against Stanford and it's 3rd down because in 2006 they punted on 3rd down once.

Edit: yes, everyone thinks I'm an idiot. Jokes on both of us.
I was there

You probably saw the play from a different angle than I did though.

dirtysouwfdawg · November 2023

Not college ball but every Super Bowl Sunday I text my sister while I’m taking a shit and tell her the browns just won my Super Bowl.

HuskyJW · November 2023

RaceBannon said:
We would yell FUMBLE from the stands at old Husky Stadium. The one with a track

Sometimes the other team would fumble

“Fumble damnit fumble”
Repeat over and over before the play

Works everytime

TheHB · November 2023

dirtysouwfdawg said:
Not college ball but every Super Bowl Sunday I text my sister while I’m taking a shit and tell her the browns just won my Super Bowl.

PurpleJ · November 2023

I yell KURT COBAIN when the other team lines up in the shotgun. Hasn’t worked yet.

dflea · November 2023

I use body English to assist our backs and WR corps to pick up a couple extra yards. I do that.

TheHB · November 2023

dflea said:
I use body English to assist our backs and WR corps to pick up a couple extra yards. I do that.

I do that to help the defense tackle better.

It doesn’t help, but …

I do that.

Canadawg · November 2023

PurpleJ said:
I yell KURT COBAIN when the other team lines up in the shotgun. Hasn’t worked yet.

The hilinski family lawyer will be in touch soon

LebamDawg · November 2023

rubenstein, goldstein, and @trublue Family Law since 2022

FireCohen · November 2023

is it true that racebannon used read bedtime stories to stalin seniro?

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