Holly Rowe sideline report on Alphonso
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Yep. Got those crazy Hope Solo eyes👌CheersWestDawg said:
She totally looks like she knows how to take a dickTheHB said:
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So Klarissa tells how the sausage is made. Making up coach quotes
I mean the whole idea of a sideline reporter is fake. They won't report anything that they aren't allowed to. They have a script before the game of the malarkey bullshit they are going to report. It's all Tom Rinaldi bullshit anyway
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Has anyone anywhere ever heard a coach say anything that was not some kind of "duh" cliche during one of these halftime interviews? I mean, there may have been a few -- Mike Leach probably did some decent ones -- but they are pretty much a waste of everyone's time. Hell, they could sell some more beers in the time it takes to do those stupid things.
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I use the tim between plays to shitpoast in the gamethread and rarely even hear the malarkey anymore. It's better that way.
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The 15 or 30 second jump is the greatest technological invention of our lifetimeGrundleStiltzkin said:I use the tim between plays to shitpoast in the gamethread and rarely even hear the malarkey anymore. It's better that way.
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Update
Fowler wishes he were calling the Pac 12 title game
Says Oregon is a 7 point favorite and he expects then to win
Says Husky fans are going to light him up
Dan Patrick Show
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Fowler not relishing that UW-AZ rematch, huh?RaceBannon said:Update
Fowler wishes he were calling the Pac 12 title game
Says Oregon is a 7 point favorite and he expects then to win
Says Husky fans are going to light him up
Dan Patrick Show
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It's also worth mentioning that the ball hit the receiver right around the knees or shins. It wasn't that fucking far behind him.Fenderbender123 said:I like Fowler and Herbstreit, but I wasn't a fan of their analysis of the DPI call in the endzone and then calling the ensuing TD "penalty assisted". Tried to say the ball landed well short of Odunze, but that was because the defender grabbed him so he couldn't come back to the ball and make a play.
Fowler also made a big deal about the punter kicking the ball out of the endzone. "You can't do that! You can't blatantly kick the ball out of the endzone!" even though that's what every team is coached to do in that situation. Didn't bother me, though. Thought it was funny.
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What carpet?PurpleThrobber said: -
Fuck you Race!RaceBannon said:So Klarissa tells how the sausage is made. Making up coach quotes
I mean the whole idea of a sideline reporter is fake. They won't report anything that they aren't allowed to. They have a script before the game of the malarkey bullshit they are going to report. It's all Tom Rinaldi bullshit anyway -
The Throbber imagines a tasteful landing strip.TheHB said:
What carpet?PurpleThrobber said:
As opposed to Oh god...oh god...it's shaved.
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My personal favorite sideline report is the “well, the QB came off the field after the shitty play and is now encouraging his team, telling them ‘we got this, keep your heads up, we got this’”
Those are the best.
