We'll be podding at 9am tomorrow

DerekJohnson · November 2023

PurpleJ said:

Did BowDowntoInsertPenix hijack your account, bud?

EsophagealFeces · November 2023

DerekJohnson said:

EsophagealFeces said:
Everyone on the bored seems to think either Bruener or Muhammad was the POG last night. I say it’s Tuli. He’s the reason Beav averaged 3.7 YPC on the ground last night, which prevented Babushka from employing his never pass again offensive strategy and pink socking our defense and our playoff hopes. If you don’t know what a pink sock is, I can’t in good conscience recommend you google it.
Don't forget the 40-yard loss on the snap that went over the punter's head.

Shit. I keep forgetting about that lol. Irregardless, Martinez ran for under 130, which is a thanksgiving miracle. I did the maff, and they rushed for 4.7 per carry, which is lower than quite a few teams against us this year. Maybe I need to rewatch the game, but I felt like Tuli was blowing up 1st down plays all night. I really don’t want to rewatch the game. If I do, I’ll skip the offensive possessions so I don’t have a fucking aneurysm.

SwisherSweetboy · November 2023

Not to be a Debbie Downer in light of 11-0, but how the fuck have we won all these game with the amount of penalties we seem to get? Trying to watch games through that mess is infuriating. Sark's teams had more discipline.

SpoonieLuv · November 2023

Does regularly “going for it” on “fourth down” stink of “desperation” or do you see it as a “show of confidence”.

A secondary q for the pods; I’ll be at the “Outlaws” for Thanksgiving (hardy har har) this year. Is it good house manners to close the door while you’re peeing in the sink or are under Urinal Rules for a #1? Back would be to the door if that was NOT obvious from the question. I’ll take my answer on the toilet.

dirtysouwfdawg · November 2023

EsophagealFeces said:

DerekJohnson said:

EsophagealFeces said:
Everyone on the bored seems to think either Bruener or Muhammad was the POG last night. I say it’s Tuli. He’s the reason Beav averaged 3.7 YPC on the ground last night, which prevented Babushka from employing his never pass again offensive strategy and pink socking our defense and our playoff hopes. If you don’t know what a pink sock is, I can’t in good conscience recommend you google it.
Don't forget the 40-yard loss on the snap that went over the punter's head.
Shit. I keep forgetting about that lol. Irregardless, Martinez ran for under 130, which is a thanksgiving miracle. I did the maff, and they rushed for 4.7 per carry, which is lower than quite a few teams against us this year. Maybe I need to rewatch the game, but I felt like Tuli was blowing up 1st down plays all night. I really don’t want to rewatch the game. If I do, I’ll skip the offensive possessions so I don’t have a fucking aneurysm.

Did you see that play where tuli submarined the linemen and made the tackle? It was pretty sweet.

GrundleStiltzkin · November 2023

If I were dooging—and let's be clear I am not—but if I were, I might point how remarkable it is for DeBoer to produces wins, even in such a slapdash fashion, whilst absorbing all the injuries the team has incurred.