Parents that drive their kids trick or treating
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Got a bowl of treats ready
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Gazan Halloween?RaceBannon said:Got a bowl of treats ready
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I live in a top 10 trick or treat hood in the US. The pours drive in from all across Bend to hit us up. But they do go on foot after finding a parking spot.PurpleJ said:Grow a fuckin pair, will ya? Your fat fucking pussy kids could use the exercise while they stuff their faces with chocolate made by less fortunate children.
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It’s good to out in the country. No one is walking/driving miles on a gravel road for a few houses.
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Also trick or treating in HS is shit as fuck.
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Do strollers count? ‘Cause I saw a Dad dressed up as Robin pushing his preschool son (who was dressed as Batman) around.
It was cute as hell because that Baby Jogger was decorated like the Batmobile. -
J lives in Tac Tow, is Tac Town Tuff, and is likely referring to Tac Town.alumni94 said:It’s good to out in the country. No one is walking/driving miles on a gravel road for a few houses.
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What I cannot stand is kids who walk up to the door and just hold open their bag. Say the words!
Trick or Treat! Don't stare at me like you are catatonic.
Also, if you leave a bowl out and expect kids to take just one, you are an idiot. I can remember to this day, I was 8. Some family left a stainless-steel bowl of Kraft caramels out. I can still picture the whole bowl of them sliding smoothly into my pillow case. -
No that qualifies as adorable. I’m talkin bigger kids in the formerly TUFF neighborhood I reside in.Doog_de_Jour said:Do strollers count? ‘Cause I saw a Dad dressed up as Robin pushing his preschool son (who was dressed as Batman) around.
It was cute as hell because that Baby Jogger was decorated like the Batmobile. -
Don’t feel like doxing myself but I had to take 3 photos with parents while trick or treating with the heathens and won the contest at work. My kids costumes were stupid but they were happy.
I was pee-wee herman… bring whatever comment you feel necessary. I probably deserve it.
Made out like bandits. Just covered the neighborhood, on foot, in an hr. Kids already gave me my favorites. Trained the little devils well.
On to the next money suck of a holiday followed by the worst of all. Throw in two birthdays and this time of year is fucking awesome.
Bah humbug. -
To hell with the kids. This is how the pros do it:dirtysouwfdawg said:Don’t feel like doxing myself but I had to take 3 photos with parents while trick or treating with the heathens and won the contest at work. My kids costumes were stupid but they were happy.
I was pee-wee herman… bring whatever comment you feel necessary. I probably deserve it.
Made out like bandits. Just covered the neighborhood, on foot, in an hr. Kids already gave me my favorites. Trained the little devils well.
On to the next money suck of a holiday followed by the worst of all. Throw in two birthdays and this time of year is fucking awesome.
Bah humbug.
1. Grab a bag of mini Reese's at the market for yourself
2. Tell them to go do homework and go to bed
3. Buy yourself a few nice things online with the savings from cancelling Christmas
4. Profit -
Great plan Chuck. I’ll report back on the success or failure of this one.chuck said:
To hell with the kids. This is how the pros do it:dirtysouwfdawg said:Don’t feel like doxing myself but I had to take 3 photos with parents while trick or treating with the heathens and won the contest at work. My kids costumes were stupid but they were happy.
I was pee-wee herman… bring whatever comment you feel necessary. I probably deserve it.
Made out like bandits. Just covered the neighborhood, on foot, in an hr. Kids already gave me my favorites. Trained the little devils well.
On to the next money suck of a holiday followed by the worst of all. Throw in two birthdays and this time of year is fucking awesome.
Bah humbug.
1. Grab a bag of mini Reese's at the market for yourself
2. Tell them to go do homework and go to bed
3. Buy yourself a few nice things online with the savings from cancelling Christmas
4. Profit -
5. Fuck the wife in the ass and grab the frozen asparagus and wet soapy rag afterwards.chuck said:
To hell with the kids. This is how the pros do it:dirtysouwfdawg said:Don’t feel like doxing myself but I had to take 3 photos with parents while trick or treating with the heathens and won the contest at work. My kids costumes were stupid but they were happy.
I was pee-wee herman… bring whatever comment you feel necessary. I probably deserve it.
Made out like bandits. Just covered the neighborhood, on foot, in an hr. Kids already gave me my favorites. Trained the little devils well.
On to the next money suck of a holiday followed by the worst of all. Throw in two birthdays and this time of year is fucking awesome.
Bah humbug.
1. Grab a bag of mini Reese's at the market for yourself
2. Tell them to go do homework and go to bed
3. Buy yourself a few nice things online with the savings from cancelling Christmas
4. Profit
