The official excuse for the Stanford game has been released

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• CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

  October 2023

  
  

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• bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,273

  October 2023

  Now they are saying Penix has been sick for 8 straight days.
  
  
  
  
  He has covid

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• bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,273

  October 2023

  I just realized I missed a golden opportunity to say that Penix had the crud

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• PineapplePirate Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,619

  October 2023

  I heard Penix had the black plague

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• EsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,093

  October 2023

  PineapplePirate said:

  I heard Penix had the black plague

  ISAFNRC

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• OreDawg Member Posts: 656

  October 2023

  Is penix being sick why Esteen couldn’t cover a traffic cone? This team just plain sucks right, and will continue to suck until it doesn’t.

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• UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,791

  October 2023

  bananasnblondes said:

  Half the team (including Penix) had the flu
  
  
  Glad we got our flu game out of the way and got the win. Everything should be vack to normal from here on out

  This is normal. The new normal.

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• KrunkJuice Member Posts: 2,060

  October 2023

  bananasnblondes said:

  Now they are saying Penix has been sick for 8 straight days.
  
  
  
  
  He has covid

  Hopefully he didn't breath on anybody.

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• ntxduck Member Posts: 5,716

  October 2023

  bananasnblondes said:

  Now they are saying Penix has been sick for 8 straight days.
  
  
  
  
  He has covid

  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4FOQCp4K-I

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• LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,869

  October 2023

  LONG COVID

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• SkipBoyd Member Posts: 403

  October 2023

  LawDawg1 said:

  LONG COVID

  LONG DONG COVID.

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,026

  October 2023

  If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take dysentery influenza lightly!
  
  
  

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• RTD Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 836

  October 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take dysentery influenza lightly!
  
  
  

  Last time I checked it was after the 1985 Orange bowl on my cousins Apple 2e, and it was dysentery. Watch out for the bloody diarrhea.
  
  

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• 1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,629

  October 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take dysentery influenza lightly!
  
  
  

  Consumption was also a big problem on the ol' Oregon Trail. Probably what's keeping McMillan out. Needs to eat five meals per day of pure rhino cum to avoid the ol' consumption.
  
  ATBS, who are you rich kids that had multi-color Oregon Trail!? Jealouuuuuus...

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• GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165

  October 2023

  Did we rehire Ivan Lewis as team doctor? The continued injuries, and now illnesses, of this team are becoming bad comedy

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,026

  October 2023

  1to392831weretaken said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take dysentery influenza lightly!
  
  
  

  Consumption was also a big problem on the ol' Oregon Trail. Probably what's keeping McMillan out. Needs to eat five meals per day of pure rhino cum to avoid the ol' consumption.
  
  ATBS, who are you rich kids that had multi-color Oregon Trail!? Jealouuuuuus...

  My poor-ass middle school had it.
  
  Kids these days will never know the sense of accomplishment one feels making it halfway through the game and being prompted to put in a second floppy disk. 💾

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• Fire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,900

  October 2023

  I remember everyone getting excited to play that at the computer lab in 5th grade.

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• 1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,629

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  What Oregon Trail looked like when you are old and were poor like me:
  
  
  
  

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,368

  October 2023

  1to392831weretaken said:

  What Oregon Trail looked like when you are old and were poor like me:
  
  
  
  

  Bro, I was so poor growing up I didn’t even know what Oregon Trail was.

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• Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,983

  October 2023

  I was so poor that all my pc games ended with a screen like this:
  
  
  

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