The official excuse for the Stanford game has been released

Glad we got our flu game out of the way and got the win. Everything should be vack to normal from here on out
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Now they are saying Penix has been sick for 8 straight days.
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I just realized I missed a golden opportunity to say that Penix had the crud
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I heard Penix had the black plague
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ISAFNRCPineapplePirate said:I heard Penix had the black plague
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Is penix being sick why Esteen couldn’t cover a traffic cone? This team just plain sucks right, and will continue to suck until it doesn’t.
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This is normal. The new normal.bananasnblondes said:Half the team (including Penix) had the flu
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Hopefully he didn't breath on anybody.bananasnblondes said:Now they are saying Penix has been sick for 8 straight days.
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bananasnblondes said:
Now they are saying Penix has been sick for 8 straight days.
He has covidhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k4FOQCp4K-I
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LONG COVID
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LONG DONG COVID.LawDawg1 said:LONG COVID
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If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take
dysenteryinfluenza lightly!
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Last time I checked it was after the 1985 Orange bowl on my cousins Apple 2e, and it was dysentery. Watch out for the bloody diarrhea.Doog_de_Jour said:If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take
dysenteryinfluenza lightly!
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Consumption was also a big problem on the ol' Oregon Trail. Probably what's keeping McMillan out. Needs to eat five meals per day of pure rhino cum to avoid the ol' consumption.Doog_de_Jour said:If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take
dysenteryinfluenza lightly!
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Did we rehire Ivan Lewis as team doctor? The continued injuries, and now illnesses, of this team are becoming bad comedy
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My poor-ass middle school had it.1to392831weretaken said:
Consumption was also a big problem on the ol' Oregon Trail. Probably what's keeping McMillan out. Needs to eat five meals per day of pure rhino cum to avoid the ol' consumption.Doog_de_Jour said:If the Oregon Trail game taught me anything, you don’t take
dysenteryinfluenza lightly!
ATBS, who are you rich kids that had multi-color Oregon Trail!? Jealouuuuuus...
Kids these days will never know the sense of accomplishment one feels making it halfway through the game and being prompted to put in a second floppy disk. 💾 -
I remember everyone getting excited to play that at the computer lab in 5th grade.
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What Oregon Trail looked like when you are old and were poor like me:
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Bro, I was so poor growing up I didn’t even know what Oregon Trail was.1to392831weretaken said:What Oregon Trail looked like when you are old and were poor like me:
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I was so poor that all my pc games ended with a screen like this:
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The fact that the team had biblical level covid and UW still played the game only confirms to me that we're a football school again
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Who played DOOM? IDKFA - IYKYK
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oh no not the boogeyvirus. are we really still talking about this silly shit
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next we'll find out half the team got the dreaded COVID TOES
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they play like a bunch of pussies this week they will CAMEL TOESphineas said:next we'll find out half the team got the dreaded COVID TOES
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Dude, Wolfenstein was advanced. My entire elementary school had three computers in it, and they were monochrome Apples. Oregon Trail and Number Munchers were the big hits when you got your turn.Fenderbender123 said:I was so poor that all my pc games ended with a screen like this:
When I was in middle school, we finally got a family PC. 25 mhz beast. It wasn't until PC 2.0, a 33 mhz monster (after you press the "Turbo" button), that Wolfenstein was possible.