Is Dan Lanning the Next Jim Lambright?
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Fingers crossed!
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Great article Derek!
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Mario Cristobal didn't win a natty.
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We can only hope
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Dan Lanning is Karl Urban on meth
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Great Article Derek. Lanning has pissed 3 games away through his 1st 18 b/c he's too SEC "tuff" to do the smart thing.
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Thanks Taft!
The only line I disagreed with was saying Oregon joined CFB’s elite. I reserve that word for teams that win natties and there’s no natty for Oregon. -
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Few important things.
First, that was some technically gifted writing of the first order.
Second, the FREE PUB I gathered in that article will sustain me through the long dark winter that approaches.
Lastly, I am legally changing my name to Swaye so that anyone who reads that will know it was me who said it. -
Print it out and give it to your Orkin customers so they know you’re not just a big killer but a big time celebrity as well.Swaye said:Few important things.
First, that was some technically gifted writing of the first order.
Second, the FREE PUB I gathered in that article will sustain me through the long dark winter that approaches.
Lastly, I am legally changing my name to Swaye so that anyone who reads that will know it was me who said it. -
I had no idea this separate site existed. What else are you hiding from us, Derek? (If that is your real name.)
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Apparently there really is a front page.Doog_de_Jour said:I had no idea this separate site existed. What else are you hiding from us, Derek? (If that is your real name.)
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There are some similarities except Lambo was a puss. Lanning is just retarded.
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Lambright was a puss??????TheHB said:There are some similarities except Lambo was a puss. Lanning is just retarded.
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I say no because Ol’ Lambo played tight and Ol’ Lannbo plays dumb and wreckless. But any reason to call him Lannbo I’m all for it
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Blitzing Akili Smith every play wasn't dumb and reckless?JoeEDangerously said:I say no because Ol’ Lambo played tight and Ol’ Lannbo plays dumb and wreckless. But any reason to call him Lannbo I’m all for it
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Yes. Playing for a fucking tie against USC at home qualifies as elite puss status.DerekJohnson said:
Lambright was a puss??????TheHB said:There are some similarities except Lambo was a puss. Lanning is just retarded.
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I guess you’re right on that gameDerekJohnson said:
Blitzing Akili Smith every play wasn't dumb and reckless?JoeEDangerously said:I say no because Ol’ Lambo played tight and Ol’ Lannbo plays dumb and wreckless. But any reason to call him Lannbo I’m all for it
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Didn't read the article. Maybe I should before asking, did Dimbright ever turn in a series of three buttfuckery retard calls in a game that big? I just don't recall. Tar and feather me if you covered it.
While we're at it on Lan, let me help my Duck friends with a little simple math:
Mario 3, UW 0
Danning 0, UW 2
Danning didn't inherit a dumpster fire either. Oh, sure, he's improved Oregon here and there. But in the BWNEM category, he sucks. Whatever Mario is or is not doing at Miami doens't help the foregoing stat.
Some more basic math:
You lost by 3 points, and you volunteered to not take 6 points. As for the painfully stupid rationale, nobody at the P5 level coaches assuming the other team is going to score a TD on every single possession. Nobody. And, in fact, after slapping the Penix around in the second half a bit (recall my post?), Washington was not, in fact, scoring TDs on every single drive. Just Dumb.
3rd and whatever. Let's see. 2 min and change, UW 1 TO, and give Penix a short field, or 2 min and change, UW 1 TO, and make him drive it, in a situation where your D has been pinning their ears back and making him hurry and miss. What to do? You miss it with some shit play calling I might add and now momentum goes to the other team and their ace all of sudden doesn't feel as much pain anymore.
Whoever he is, he's not the guy but will win enough games to prevent his firing. -
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danny lanning has won the hearts of husky nation.RaceBannon said:Buff fan didn't forget
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Oregon has let the universe know Dan Lanning is a national champion. So there's that.rodmansrage said:
danny lanning has won the hearts of husky nation.RaceBannon said:Buff fan didn't forget
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AtomicDawg said:
Oregon has let the universe know Dan Lanning is a national champion. So there's that.rodmansrage said:
danny lanning has won the hearts of husky nation.RaceBannon said:Buff fan didn't forget
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Is Stanbach the next Locker?
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Anyone saying taking the 6 points when he had the chance would have won the game is a simpleton that has never watched Back to the Future. The space time continuum is altered by different decisions so there's no way to know what those decisions could have led to
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The canuck is correct.Canadawg said:Anyone saying taking the 6 points when he had the chance would have won the game is a simpleton that has never watched Back to the Future. The space time continuum is altered by different decisions so there's no way to know what those decisions could have led to
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If you go back in time and kill Hitler in 1930, Oregon wins that gameCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
The canuck is correct.Canadawg said:Anyone saying taking the 6 points when he had the chance would have won the game is a simpleton that has never watched Back to the Future. The space time continuum is altered by different decisions so there's no way to know what those decisions could have led to
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Wouldn't that actually mean half of the population of Oregon never exists?DerekJohnson said:
If you go back in time and kill Hitler in 1930, Oregon wins that gameCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
The canuck is correct.Canadawg said:Anyone saying taking the 6 points when he had the chance would have won the game is a simpleton that has never watched Back to the Future. The space time continuum is altered by different decisions so there's no way to know what those decisions could have led to
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Lambright was a good DC
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Thank you, Mr. Sagan.Canadawg said:Anyone saying taking the 6 points when he had the chance would have won the game is a simpleton that has never watched Back to the Future. The space time continuum is altered by different decisions so there's no way to know what those decisions could have led to
