5 words why I should win contesht trip to Artzhen.

I shopkeeper in China. I learn of Hardcore Harsky contesht to win duck and arso take trip to Artzhen. I give 5 words why I win.

1.) I big fan of duck. Peking Duck. Shanghai Duck. Shenzhen duck. Duck sers reary well.

2.) I tark to gaijan from Warshingzton who likes harsky darks. He try to tell me darks are better to ducks. I argue with stoopid gaijan
for long minutes. I tell him dark meat no good. I cant sell dark meat. Customer no buy.

3.) I tell stoopid gaijan about trip I try to win to land of Artzhen where ducks are parpular. He tell me no ducks are
in Artzhen. Mound Lark in Warshingzton he says. What is this mound lark? Do gaijins eat? We no sell mound lark in Peking.

4.) I only enter contesht to go to Artzhen. I hear story it never rains in land of Artzhen. Warshingzton rains.
Warshingzton has harsky darks. I have no use for darks.

5.) Land of Artzhen has movie starsh. I love carboy Eashtwood. I hear many story about Kip Kinker. Ish he a
carboy like Eashtwood?

This 5 reashons why you give me trip to Artzhen.