OFFICIAL Washington vs Arizona Game Thread

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,024

  October 2023

  YellowSnow said:

  EsophagealFeces said:

  YellowSnow said:

  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  YellowSnow said:

  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  EsophagealFeces said:

  YellowSnow said:

  I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.
  
  I like the assumptive close.

  Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

  It doesnt count if it's your spouse
  
  

  Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

  I don't
  
  but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.
  
  victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.
  
  
  
  
  make sense...?
  
  DAWG sense

  Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.
  
  Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

  Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.

  I respeck @PostGameOrangeSlices for smoking kief and having threesomes with Kewgs, but he needs to walk a mile in our shoes.

  He probably wears size 9. I wish him luck.

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• LoneStarDawg Member Posts: 13,665

  October 2023

  Fuck the pac-12 network, I’m watching mariner tears on Fox

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• doogville Member Posts: 1,226

  October 2023

  5-0 and talking shit. Here we go!

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• SwisherSweetboy Member Posts: 586

  October 2023

  Fifata getting the start. Someone contact the Heisman committee
  

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• DoogmanRefund Member Posts: 991

  October 2023

  Back up QB in AZ. Doomed

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,182

  October 2023

  So we’re playing a red shit frosh QB in the desert? Doomed !!

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,028

  October 2023

  Fucking late. Not sure I’m going to make it another 30 mins.
  
  Did have a cool dawgs conversation in Walmart today. And fuck you because it’s ok to shop there in the souwf even if you’re not poor though I’m pour.
  Dude commented on my shirt and he mentioned how he was stationed in WA and blah blah blah. Didn’t think I’d find another dawg in SC. He’s also watching sling tonight though I didn’t invite him over.
  
  CSB.

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• SweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,151

  October 2023

  Something I didn't know. I drove to the Lucky Eagle to throw $ on the line. You can't bet on WA state teams in Washington. Good thing the 80 year old bartender thought I was cute, and I did kill at the Hot Stuff slot on my way out.

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• OreDawg Member Posts: 672

  October 2023

  Historically we? Don’t perform well against midget QBs that no one wants.

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• NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,754

  October 2023

  OreDawg said:

  Historically we? Don’t perform well against midget QBs that no one wants.

  Midget BACK UP freshman making their first start

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• bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,497

  October 2023

  YellowSnow said:

  So we’re playing a red shit frosh QB in the desert? Doomed !!

  You forgot to mention it's his first career start.
  
  We are fucked

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• gmo Member Posts: 3,834

  October 2023

  black AZ fan pretty hot

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• Canadawg Member Posts: 5,200

  October 2023

  De Lauras pep talk to Tafita:
  
  Win the game or I'll rape you the the shower

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• OreDawg Member Posts: 672

  October 2023

  NeGgaPlEaSe said:

  OreDawg said:

  Historically we? Don’t perform well against midget QBs that no one wants.

  Midget BACK UP freshman making their first start

  Literally the 8 scariest words in the English language if you’re a UW defensive coordinator

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 67,901

  October 2023

  Why is the warrior poet blowing Fifita and barely mentioning Penix?

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• LoneStarDawg Member Posts: 13,665

  October 2023

  Canadawg said:

  De Lauras pep talk to Tafita:
  
  Win the game or I'll rape you the the shower

  Or?

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• gmo Member Posts: 3,834

  October 2023

  Pac-12 officials. Holy fuck.

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,024

  October 2023

  Jed Fisch looks like a New York City lawyer whose last name ends in -witz.

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,024

  October 2023

  I’m shocked Trice didn’t get flagged for hitting the QB

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• bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,497

  October 2023 edited October 2023

  Arizona punter early frontrunner for their team's player of the game

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