Attention Douchelips: Important Announcement
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WARPATH MODE
For those of you who have not donated, go look in the mirror. Is a useless cunt staring back at you? If so, then keep doing your thing as a broke dick poor. If not, then donate. None of this beer is free.
25 bucks is nothing. Go donate blood if you have to, unless you have AIDS. If you do have AIDS then steal something and find a pawn shop. Where there's a will there's a way.
Pretty much nobody is so down on their luck they can't come up with 25 bucks a year to help out. And, if you are so damn broke that you cannot come up with 25 bucks then stop being a dumb donkey and wasting your time posting here. Get a job you fucking layabout clown. There is still a solution even if you are a layabout clown. Start an OnlyFans account and show dudes like Sven your asshole and @GrundleStiltzkin for money. Then donate.
If you are morally opposed to donating for whatever reason, then fuck off. LEAVE! I mean if something about this place bothers you so much that you get indignant at the thought of chipping in a few bucks, then do not post here. Nobody will miss you. Believe me.
For over a decade this place has been chugging along through some major highs and lows with the program. Posters come and go, but Hardcore Husky just keeps on rolling. We need your support to keep this place humming. Please consider helping out, or kill yourself. This choice is binary. Unlike many of the Ducks in the Tug who are almost assuredly non-binary.
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We are headed to the B1G. Our Coach is fat and mostly has Boner in his name. Our QB is a Heisman hopeful named Penis. We just got rid of The Leopard. CUOG has imploded completely and will probably be playing a team of midgets next year at the Skagit County Fair. This is the greatest time in recent memory to be a Husky- fan, so help us keep the good tims going around here.
Later.
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I was thinking of not donating but this really inspired me to stop being cheap and pour. Thanks chief!
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Have ‘em big medicine. Make ‘em good sales pitch.
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I'm just here to inquire as to the value of my asshole.
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I'd pay big money to see that starfish.chuck said:I'm just here to inquire as to the value of my asshole.
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@Swaye happy now?dirtysouwfdawg said:I was thinking of not donating but this really inspired me to stop being cheap and pour. Thanks chief!
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I am super happy. You inspire me.dirtysouwfdawg said:
@Swaye happy now?dirtysouwfdawg said:I was thinking of not donating but this really inspired me to stop being cheap and pour. Thanks chief!
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I’ve never been scalped and I wasn’t about to startSwaye said:
I am super happy. You inspire me.dirtysouwfdawg said:
@Swaye happy now?dirtysouwfdawg said:I was thinking of not donating but this really inspired me to stop being cheap and pour. Thanks chief!
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Guessing his wife's boyfriend handles his financesPostGameOrangeSlices said: -
My understanding is he usually does but requests not to have a the donation avatar attached to his handle.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Just my understanding. I could be wrong. Don’t twist.
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This pairing is deeply and excruciatingly hurtful, but today's beer money in the mail irregardless.Swaye said:Start an OnlyFans account and show dudes like Sven your asshole and @GrundleStiltzkin for money. Then donate.
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Is it filth and bad for your brand?GrundleStiltzkin said:
This pairing is deeply and excruciatingly hurtful, but today's beer money in the mail irregardless.Swaye said:Start an OnlyFans account and show dudes like Sven your asshole and @GrundleStiltzkin for money. Then donate.
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A few years ago you sent cash with a return address that ended up being Wrigley Field. I look forward to which edifice is claimed this tim!GrundleStiltzkin said:
This pairing is deeply and excruciatingly hurtful, but today's beer money in the mail irregardless.Swaye said:Start an OnlyFans account and show dudes like Sven your asshole and @GrundleStiltzkin for money. Then donate.
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I believe he's donated three times over the years. Always appreciated.pawz said:
My understanding is he usually does but requests not to have a the donation avatar attached to his handle.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
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Think moar mobileDerekJohnson said:
A few years ago you sent cash with a return address that ended up being Wrigley Field. I look forward to which edifice is claimed this tim!GrundleStiltzkin said:
This pairing is deeply and excruciatingly hurtful, but today's beer money in the mail irregardless.Swaye said:Start an OnlyFans account and show dudes like Sven your asshole and @GrundleStiltzkin for money. Then donate.
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Our tainty friend is a very hard target.DerekJohnson said:
A few years ago you sent cash with a return address that ended up being Wrigley Field. I look forward to which edifice is claimed this tim!GrundleStiltzkin said:
This pairing is deeply and excruciatingly hurtful, but today's beer money in the mail irregardless.Swaye said:Start an OnlyFans account and show dudes like Sven your asshole and @GrundleStiltzkin for money. Then donate.