I'm not your buddy, guy pole (aka which offends you the most?)

I'm not your buddy, guy pole (aka which offends you the most?) 31 votes
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BossThese Ducktard, methheads pump jockeys love to call me "boss". I can't fuck stand it.
The repeal of the "Pump, My Gas Duck" law has done little to help. Stations are still required to have both Full and Self Service, and the attendants are still trying to pump your gas even in the Self Service islands. -
PalI think "pal" is always used sarcastically as a "fuck off" thing. If someone calls me Pal I am challenging them to a meet-up at 7/11 on Aurora.
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Buddy (or bud)Most of the time when someone says bud or buddy they are trying to establish a kind of dominance. Not always, but you know when it happens.
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Buddy (or bud)If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.

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Boss
Fucktard: “That’ll be $12.50 boss”YellowSnow said:These Ducktard, methheads pump jockeys love to call me "boss". I can't fuck stand it.
The repeal of the "Pump, My Gas Duck" law has done little to help. Stations are still required to have both Full and Self Service, and the attendants are still trying to pump your gas even in the Self Service islands.
Me: “Fuck off pal” -
Boss
Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.JoeEDangerously said:If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.

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PalYellowSnow said:
Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.JoeEDangerously said:If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


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PalYellowSnow said:
Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.JoeEDangerously said:If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


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Boss
Mein J gets it!coronabruin said:
Fucktard: “That’ll be $12.50 boss”YellowSnow said:These Ducktard, methheads pump jockeys love to call me "boss". I can't fuck stand it.
The repeal of the "Pump, My Gas Duck" law has done little to help. Stations are still required to have both Full and Self Service, and the attendants are still trying to pump your gas even in the Self Service islands.
Me: “Fuck off pal”



























