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I'm not your buddy, guy pole (aka which offends you the most?)

YellowSnow
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I'm not your buddy, guy pole (aka which offends you the most?) 31 votes

Friend
0%
Chief
9%
YouKnowItSaracendirtysouwfdawg 3 votes
Pal
6%
DerekJohnsonBleachedAnusDawg 2 votes
Boss
16%
CFetters_Nacho_LoverwhlinderhaieYellowSnowcoronabruin 5 votes
Buddy (or bud)
12%
chuckLawrence_of_a_LabiaJoeyukdawg 4 votes
Bro (or bruh)
19%
TequillaCougzzLebamDawgdannarc1to392831weretakenbooker14 6 votes
Guy
6%
Williams3El_K 2 votes
Champ
6%
creepycougspuden 2 votes
Sport
9%
RoadDawg55Mad_Sonalumni94 3 votes
F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...
12%
dncPurpleThrobberpawzDoog_de_Jour 4 votes
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,232 Founders Club
    Boss
    These Ducktard, methheads pump jockeys love to call me "boss". I can't fuck stand it.

    The repeal of the "Pump, My Gas Duck" law has done little to help. Stations are still required to have both Full and Self Service, and the attendants are still trying to pump your gas even in the Self Service islands.
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  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,184 Standard Supporter
    Pal
    I think "pal" is always used sarcastically as a "fuck off" thing. If someone calls me Pal I am challenging them to a meet-up at 7/11 on Aurora.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,674 Swaye's Wigwam
    Buddy (or bud)
    Most of the time when someone says bud or buddy they are trying to establish a kind of dominance. Not always, but you know when it happens.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,325 Founders Club
    Pal
    @coronabruin
    @PurpleJ
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  • coronabruin
    coronabruin Member Posts: 1,491
    Boss
    YellowSnow said:

    These Ducktard, methheads pump jockeys love to call me "boss". I can't fuck stand it.

    The repeal of the "Pump, My Gas Duck" law has done little to help. Stations are still required to have both Full and Self Service, and the attendants are still trying to pump your gas even in the Self Service islands.

    Fucktard: “That’ll be $12.50 boss”

    Me: “Fuck off pal”
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,232 Founders Club
    Boss
    JoeEDangerously said:

    If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


    Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,325 Founders Club
    Pal
    YellowSnow said:

    JoeEDangerously said:

    If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


    Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.

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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,325 Founders Club
    Pal
    YellowSnow said:

    JoeEDangerously said:

    If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


    Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,232 Founders Club
    Boss
    coronabruin said:

    YellowSnow said:

    These Ducktard, methheads pump jockeys love to call me "boss". I can't fuck stand it.

    The repeal of the "Pump, My Gas Duck" law has done little to help. Stations are still required to have both Full and Self Service, and the attendants are still trying to pump your gas even in the Self Service islands.

    Fucktard: “That’ll be $12.50 boss”

    Me: “Fuck off pal”
    Mein J gets it!
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  • El_K
    El_K Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,488 Swaye's Wigwam
    Guy
    They are all shitty. But the winner is Guy for me and it isn’t even close. Calling someone guy was big thing like in the 90’s and possibly to this day and to me it was a big fuck you by whomever said it.

    Like, “hey Guy”. Or “what’s going on guy.” One of my biggest pet peeves ever. It was a bigger pet peeve when the person calling you guy knew your name!

    My friends and I would talk about how we all hated it and we always prepared ourselves with a comeback with a few of the options above. Sport. Champ. Pal. Chief. Boss. Captain. Skipper. Mixed all those in when we were called guy.
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  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    Bro (or bruh)
    My son says the "bruh" variant once every .81 seconds.
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  • Joey
    Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,256 Founders Club
    edited August 2023
    Buddy (or bud)
    YellowSnow said:

    JoeEDangerously said:

    If you’re younger then I am DO NOT call me Bud. It will come to blows. Even if you are older than I am you better be someone I’m related to or have deep love and affection towards.


    Thin Lizzy had a few excellent albums, Bud, but I think you overstate their greatness.
    Nice try. I found out the other day you’re older than me. I respect you here. Sounds like you found a loophole Boss.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...
    None of these offend me, boss.

    I am not a pussy.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,232 Founders Club
    Boss
    dnc said:

    None of these offend me, boss.

    I am not a pussy.

    But I say unto you @dnc , That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...
    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    None of these offend me, boss.

    I am not a pussy.

    But I say unto you @dnc , That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
    Real talk none of these terms bother me in and of themselves. With a certain inflection or tone most of them can be annoying but I try not to expend too much energy worrying about what people call me. I save my angst for "bet" "sus" "bussin" and "send me".
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,325 Founders Club
    Pal
    El_K said:

    They are all shitty. But the winner is Guy for me and it isn’t even close. Calling someone guy was big thing like in the 90’s and possibly to this day and to me it was a big fuck you by whomever said it.

    Like, “hey Guy”. Or “what’s going on guy.” One of my biggest pet peeves ever. It was a bigger pet peeve when the person calling you guy knew your name!

    My friends and I would talk about how we all hated it and we always prepared ourselves with a comeback with a few of the options above. Sport. Champ. Pal. Chief. Boss. Captain. Skipper. Mixed all those in when we were called guy.

    If you'd call someone "guy" while walking the hallways of Woodinville High School in 1987, you'd likely have your ass handed to you.
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  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...
    I probably wouldn’t appreciate being called any of these except “boss”, but even that doesn’t completely sit right.

    The preferred way to address me is “yes, mistress.”
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,232 Founders Club
    Boss
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    I probably wouldn’t appreciate being called any of these except “boss”, but even that doesn’t completely sit right.

    The preferred way to address me is “yes, mistress.”

    Notice that I left off "Mister". Fuck that.


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  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    edited August 2023
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...
    YellowSnow said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    I probably wouldn’t appreciate being called any of these except “boss”, but even that doesn’t completely sit right.

    The preferred way to address me is “yes, mistress.”

    Notice that I left off "Mister". Fuck that.


    ISWYDT for Derek.

    “Mister” is pretty lame. You better be a kid in a 1950s sitcom if you’re gonna be throwing that term around…and it probably should have a lead in of “golly” or “geez”.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,325 Founders Club
    Pal
    YellowSnow said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    I probably wouldn’t appreciate being called any of these except “boss”, but even that doesn’t completely sit right.

    The preferred way to address me is “yes, mistress.”

    Notice that I left off "Mister". Fuck that.


    That's the moment where IU's character realizes that Park Dong-hoon is standing at the Han River Bridge and is thinking about jumping. Pretty dramatic scene as she goes running to him.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,325 Founders Club
    Pal
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    I probably wouldn’t appreciate being called any of these except “boss”, but even that doesn’t completely sit right.

    The preferred way to address me is “yes, mistress.”

    Notice that I left off "Mister". Fuck that.


    ISWYDT for Derek.

    “Mister” is pretty lame. You better be a kid in a 1950s sitcom if you’re gonna be throwing that term around…and it probably should have a lead in of “golly” or “geez”.
    It was a poor translation into English but there's simply no near equivalent in Korean-to-English for "ahjussi"
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  • El_K
    El_K Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,488 Swaye's Wigwam
    Guy
    DerekJohnson said:

    El_K said:

    They are all shitty. But the winner is Guy for me and it isn’t even close. Calling someone guy was big thing like in the 90’s and possibly to this day and to me it was a big fuck you by whomever said it.

    Like, “hey Guy”. Or “what’s going on guy.” One of my biggest pet peeves ever. It was a bigger pet peeve when the person calling you guy knew your name!

    My friends and I would talk about how we all hated it and we always prepared ourselves with a comeback with a few of the options above. Sport. Champ. Pal. Chief. Boss. Captain. Skipper. Mixed all those in when we were called guy.

    If you'd call someone "guy" while walking the hallways of Woodinville High School in 1987, you'd likely have your ass handed to you.
    I wouldn’t throw down, but a serious wtf look would be shown their way and still to this day. Like some ultra popular guy calling you guy. Like WTF? I have known you since 5th grade! Call me by my name. Not the gay Timmy Chalamet version, but just have some respect.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,674 Swaye's Wigwam
    Buddy (or bud)
    I was getting new tires on my commuter the other day, in ducktard land, and the manager dude kept calling me boss.

    It started when the tire change dudes, techs I guess they're called, stripped my lug key after removing the keyed stud from 3/4 wheels. They had fully changed the two rear but only removed lugs from one of the front at that point.

    So he comes and tells me all about it, calling me boss in virtually every sentence, and informing me the following: they can put my new, rear tires on with four studs only, leave my old right front on with 4, and that I'll have to go find another matching key for the left front and to finish the project. Or they can throw the unmounted new tires in back, refund half of the fee I payed for mounting and balancing, and I can leave that way. "It should be pretty safe with 4 studs per wheel, boss," he tells me repeatedly.

    I ended up finding one at a dealership only a few miles away and came back with it. "Oh great boss," he says. "I'll put you back at the top of the list when a bay opens.". "Oh, hey boss did you get a receipt for that key? I can refund you for it boss".

    Yeah, boss is irritating too and it's definitely a gas pumping, tire changing type of crowd who uses it. It doesn't bug me like being called bud or buddy though. Those are usually intentional insults. He was just trying to be personable.
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  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,626
    edited August 2023
    I had a "supervisor" drop 3 "Buddys" on me a couple of months ago, and upon hearing the third one, I just snapped. "Don't call me Buddy. I'm not your Buddy. I'm old enough to be your father"...A co-worker (unfortunately) overheard it, and almost shit himself, then told several others, and I became a "Legend"...

    I went to the big Boss (Hardy-har) and told him it was disrespeckful, and I would not be taking shit from anyone, him included. He agreed...

    Things you can say when you are about to retire for $200, Alex...

    EDIT: The only Bros I have ever uttered are to my bro-in-laws...it's our thing
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,232 Founders Club
    Boss
    chuck said:

    I was getting new tires on my commuter the other day, in ducktard land, and the manager dude kept calling me boss.

    It started when the tire change dudes, techs I guess they're called, stripped my lug key after removing the keyed stud from 3/4 wheels. They had fully changed the two rear but only removed lugs from one of the front at that point.

    So he comes and tells me all about it, calling me boss in virtually every sentence, and informing me the following: they can put my new, rear tires on with four studs only, leave my old right front on with 4, and that I'll have to go find another matching key for the left front and to finish the project. Or they can throw the unmounted new tires in back, refund half of the fee I payed for mounting and balancing, and I can leave that way. "It should be pretty safe with 4 studs per wheel, boss," he tells me repeatedly.

    I ended up finding one at a dealership only a few miles away and came back with it. "Oh great boss," he says. "I'll put you back at the top of the list when a bay opens.". "Oh, hey boss did you get a receipt for that key? I can refund you for it boss".

    Yeah, boss is irritating too and it's definitely a gas pumping, tire changing type of crowd who uses it. It doesn't bug me like being called bud or buddy though. Those are usually intentional insults. He was just trying to be personable.

    Nailed it. "Boss" is the purview of pump jockeys and tire change bros. Also, what are you doing not going to Discount Tire? I've bought like 10 sets of tires from those guysm in the past 20 years and never had a fuck up.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,674 Swaye's Wigwam
    Buddy (or bud)
    YellowSnow said:

    chuck said:

    I was getting new tires on my commuter the other day, in ducktard land, and the manager dude kept calling me boss.

    It started when the tire change dudes, techs I guess they're called, stripped my lug key after removing the keyed stud from 3/4 wheels. They had fully changed the two rear but only removed lugs from one of the front at that point.

    So he comes and tells me all about it, calling me boss in virtually every sentence, and informing me the following: they can put my new, rear tires on with four studs only, leave my old right front on with 4, and that I'll have to go find another matching key for the left front and to finish the project. Or they can throw the unmounted new tires in back, refund half of the fee I payed for mounting and balancing, and I can leave that way. "It should be pretty safe with 4 studs per wheel, boss," he tells me repeatedly.

    I ended up finding one at a dealership only a few miles away and came back with it. "Oh great boss," he says. "I'll put you back at the top of the list when a bay opens.". "Oh, hey boss did you get a receipt for that key? I can refund you for it boss".

    Yeah, boss is irritating too and it's definitely a gas pumping, tire changing type of crowd who uses it. It doesn't bug me like being called bud or buddy though. Those are usually intentional insults. He was just trying to be personable.

    Nailed it. "Boss" is the purview of pump jockeys and tire change bros. Also, what are you doing not going to Discount Tire? I've bought like 10 sets of tires from those guysm in the past 20 years and never had a fuck up.
    Haha that was Discount Tire in Gresham.

    I'm done with Les Schwab. I'll keep my account open but I never intend to buy tires from them again. I would've payed over $800 there for shittier tires. I got out of discount tire for under $600 and had my choice of a number of good sets in that range from the likes of Toyo, Goodyear, Michelin, and Continental. Whatever Schwab is selling has names like Pride, Battle tech, and some even gayer names than that...for all season passenger tires.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,232 Founders Club
    edited August 2023
    Boss
    chuck said:

    YellowSnow said:

    chuck said:

    I was getting new tires on my commuter the other day, in ducktard land, and the manager dude kept calling me boss.

    It started when the tire change dudes, techs I guess they're called, stripped my lug key after removing the keyed stud from 3/4 wheels. They had fully changed the two rear but only removed lugs from one of the front at that point.

    So he comes and tells me all about it, calling me boss in virtually every sentence, and informing me the following: they can put my new, rear tires on with four studs only, leave my old right front on with 4, and that I'll have to go find another matching key for the left front and to finish the project. Or they can throw the unmounted new tires in back, refund half of the fee I payed for mounting and balancing, and I can leave that way. "It should be pretty safe with 4 studs per wheel, boss," he tells me repeatedly.

    I ended up finding one at a dealership only a few miles away and came back with it. "Oh great boss," he says. "I'll put you back at the top of the list when a bay opens.". "Oh, hey boss did you get a receipt for that key? I can refund you for it boss".

    Yeah, boss is irritating too and it's definitely a gas pumping, tire changing type of crowd who uses it. It doesn't bug me like being called bud or buddy though. Those are usually intentional insults. He was just trying to be personable.

    Nailed it. "Boss" is the purview of pump jockeys and tire change bros. Also, what are you doing not going to Discount Tire? I've bought like 10 sets of tires from those guysm in the past 20 years and never had a fuck up.
    Haha that was Discount Tire in Gresham.

    I'm done with Les Schwab. I'll keep my account open but I never intend to buy tires from them again. I would've payed over $800 there for shittier tires. I got out of discount tire for under $600 and had my choice of a number of good sets in that range from the likes of Toyo, Goodyear, Michelin, and Continental. Whatever Schwab is selling has names like Pride, Battle tech, and some even gayer names than that...for all season passenger tires.
    As a proud Bendite it's sacrilege to shit talk Les Schwab (their HQ is here) but they only carry the shit brands. Yella only runs premium tire brands.

    Big O Tires sucks ass too, Boss.
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