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Favorite Hollywood QB
CFetters_Nacho_Lover
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Who is your favorite Hollywood QB? Who do you want leading a fictional offense down the field, down by 5 with 2 minutes to go?
And yes, I probably left off a couple good choices but it's my pole so fuck off.
And yes, I probably left off a couple good choices but it's my pole so fuck off.
Favorite Hollywood QB 18 votes
Jimmy Dix - The Last Boyscout
0%
Johnny Utah - Point Break
11%
2 votes
John Moxon/Lance Harbor - Varsity Blues
0%
Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)
27%
5 votes
Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass - Remember the Titans)
27%
5 votes
Shane Falco - The Replacements
5%
1 vote
Johnny Walker - Johnny Be Good
0%
Willie Beamen - Any Given Sunday
11%
2 votes
Reno Hightower - Best of Times
0%
You Fat Fuck, how dare you omit...
16%
3 votes
Comments
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)Jimmy Dix - The Last Boyscout
He had the strongest arm in the league but got hooked on pain meds after his wife died delivering his baby.
Also suffers from having no gif options.
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)Johnny Utah - Point Break
Rose Bowl winning QB. FBI Agent. Surfer.
Lack of football scene gif options as well.
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)John Moxon/Lance Harbor - Varsity Blues
Moxon was an emo bitch before being an emo bitch was cool. Harbor was on his way to FSU before his career ending knee injury.
You vote for one, you vote for both.
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)
Another FSU connection (see above). Wore a weird number for a QB. The odds were stacked against him but he's a fucking winner. -
Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass - Remember the Titans
New kid from California comes into the heart of the Confederacy and helps unite everyone.
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)Shane Falco - The Replacements
Second appearance for Mr Reeves. -
Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)Johnny Walker - Johnny Be Good
His #1 WR was Robert Downey Jr so you know they were doing some great drugs and his coach was the no nonsense Paul Gleason. Never panned out in college though.
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)Willie Beamen - Any Given Sunday
Another backup QB who became the starter (see John Moxon) but wasn't an emo bitch (see John Moxon). Ahead of his time calling his own plays. -
Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)Reno Hightower - Best of Times
One of the better names for a QB but was handicapped by throwing the ball to Robin Williams. -
Coach ended up as a janitor at a Midwest high school stuck with Saturday detention dutyCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Johnny Walker - Johnny Be Good
His #1 WR was Robert Downey Jr so you know they were doing some great drugs and his coach was the no nonsense Paul Gleason. Never panned out in college though. -
You Fat Fuck, how dare you omit...Junior Floyd from Little Giants
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)
Huh?DerekJohnson said:Junior Floyd from Little Giants
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Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass - Remember the Titans)
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You Fat Fuck, how dare you omit...Jesus tittay fucking Christ @coronabruin ....
Clearly you can't demonstrate REAL California leadership like Yella.
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You Fat Fuck, how dare you omit..."You Fat Fuck, How Dare You!" is the pour man's "Fuck Off Row Peter Puffer, you left off"
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)FORPP…Mac Davis as Seth Maxwell in North Dallas Forty
https://youtu.be/PrEEiQ5JEC8 -
Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass - Remember the Titans)Jerry likes bimmers
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Football movies suck more often than not.
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)
I wasn’t gonna plagiarism your shit on your bored.YellowSnow said:"You Fat Fuck, How Dare You!" is the pour man's "Fuck Off Row Peter Puffer, you left off"
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You Fat Fuck, how dare you omit...
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)
There is no other choice.
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)
No love for Joe Kane? -
Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass - Remember the Titans)
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Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)coronabruin said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svFxtuRRabg&t=32s
Nega please. Ronnie Bass wasn't even the man on the Titans until he Wally Pipp'd his way in. People forget Rev was the starter.
Rev houses it for the game winning TD to save that surfer boy's ass.
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You Fat Fuck, how dare you omit...
I'm guessing I've said "back in '82 I could huck a pigskin over a quarter mile" in the Uncle Rico to various friends, at least, a 100 times.1to392831weretaken said: -
Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)
The ultimate case of what coulda been.1to392831weretaken said: -
Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)
TYFYSYellowSnow said:
I'm guessing I've said "back in '82 I could huck a pigskin over a quarter mile" in the Uncle Rico to various friends, at least, a 100 times.1to392831weretaken said: -
Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)
I had to go with QBs I remembered, we’re easy to find or in movies in which the QB stood out.JoeEDangerously said:
No love for Joe Kane?
I guess you could put him in the “You Fat Fuck, How Dare You Omit” category. -
Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass - Remember the Titans)Randall “Pink” Floyd. Just keep Livin.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls_8cFgBUj4 -
Paul Crewe - The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds version)I didn't vote on this for a while. Then the other night I was watching Archer reruns and Reynolds was on there as himself. It was pretty damn funny. Next time I logged in here and remembered this pole I immediately voted.
Edit...more importantly, that was the best movie of the bunch by a wide margin.
