Dawgman sheeple distressed over USC's interest in Cohen

Derek, can weº get a "Me no likey!" button?

bananasnblondes

I've heard that noted booster @DerekJohnson is planning to donate the proceeds from his book sales and website to make Jen an offer she can't refuse

I've heard that noted booster @DerekJohnson is planning to donate the proceeds from his book sales and website to make Jen an offer she can't refuse

AtomicDawg

Pat Haden savior 2.0

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?

SwisherSweetboy

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?

Lez Prez may start interviewing Trans AD candidates. They could be good. LIPO

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?

If she leaves, UW will promote someone as interim, spend $500k to a million and then end up naming the interim the new AD.

FireCohen

allah is about answer my prayers

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?
Lez Prez may start interviewing Trans AD candidates. They could be good. LIPO

Finally an AD with balls

2026: Jen Cohen named new president of NCAA

AEB

Chris Petersen?

gmo

I'd bet this ends up just being a Ryan Grubb situation... if they end up taking her, oh well.

Kingdome_Urinals

I can only imagine the celebratory post Kim would send to the SC board.

I'm in the oh well camp for the record. I don't like Cohen. I like to try upgrading so I'd be excited about an AD aearch.

What I do think is that she at least tries to balance competitiveness with wokeness or WTF ever it is. Her approach isn't entirely one sided like a Todd Turner, but the slow acceptance of what NIL requires, the Ramming hire, pursuit of Matt Campbell when Deboer was out there, and obviously a few other things, all make it clear that someone way better could be had.

Like I said, though, UW is capable of doing far worse and I expect they'd prove it if she left. The safer thing for now would be for her to stay.

I'm in the oh well camp for the record. I don't like Cohen. I like to try upgrading so I'd be excited about an AD aearch.

What I do think is that she at least tries to balance competitiveness with wokeness or WTF ever it is. Her approach isn't entirely one sided like a Todd Turner, but the slow acceptance of what NIL requires, the Ramming hire, pursuit of Matt Campbell when Deboer was out there, and obviously a few other things, all make it clear that someone way better could be had.

Like I said, though, UW is capable of doing far worse and I expect they'd prove it if she left. The safer thing for now would be for her to stay.

I agree with your first two paragraphs and as for your third, I hadn't thought of it that way before. It might be a good point.

I'm in the oh well camp for the record. I don't like Cohen. I like to try upgrading so I'd be excited about an AD aearch.

What I do think is that she at least tries to balance competitiveness with wokeness or WTF ever it is. Her approach isn't entirely one sided like a Todd Turner, but the slow acceptance of what NIL requires, the Ramming hire, pursuit of Matt Campbell when Deboer was out there, and obviously a few other things, all make it clear that someone way better could be had.

Like I said, though, UW is capable of doing far worse and I expect they'd prove it if she left. The safer thing for now would be for her to stay.
I agree with your first two paragraphs and as for your third, I hadn't thought of it that way before. It might be a good point.

It’s the script.jif

Fishpo31

I'm in the oh well camp for the record. I don't like Cohen. I like to try upgrading so I'd be excited about an AD aearch.

What I do think is that she at least tries to balance competitiveness with wokeness or WTF ever it is. Her approach isn't entirely one sided like a Todd Turner, but the slow acceptance of what NIL requires, the Ramming hire, pursuit of Matt Campbell when Deboer was out there, and obviously a few other things, all make it clear that someone way better could be had.

Like I said, though, UW is capable of doing far worse and I expect they'd prove it if she left. The safer thing for now would be for her to stay.

How many Brinks trucks would it take for a "Name Brand" AD to take a PAC 12 jerb right now? They are on the hook for Jimmy and staff as well, with no media deal and daily rumors of conference implosion (insert "Implosion" gif here)...If Cohen goes to SC, Pete may be the only option for "us"...that, or a new fish...not a good time to be on the market for a home run hire...

sinceredawg

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?
Lez Prez may start interviewing Trans AD candidates. They could be good. LIPO

I'd understand this asshole comment more if it brought any wit or cleverness.

Would be mildly surprised if SC took an AD that made a historically bad football hire and basketball hire within a few years of each other.

DeBoer was lucky obviously and they know that, and her supposed "strengths" don't even matter at USC in the B1G.

Would be mildly surprised if SC took an AD that made a historically bad football hire and basketball hire within a few years of each other.

DeBoer was lucky obviously and they know that, and her supposed "strengths" don't even matter at USC in the B1G.

USC isn't immune to making an AD hire as bad as or worse than Cohen either.

Would be mildly surprised if SC took an AD that made a historically bad football hire and basketball hire within a few years of each other.

DeBoer was lucky obviously and they know that, and her supposed "strengths" don't even matter at USC in the B1G.
USC isn't immune to making an AD hire as bad as or worse than Cohen either.

No, but what is their thought process? She's been objectively bad and they should be able to get someone high profile from the SEC or B1G.

Canadawg

Good luck in the B10 USC and UCLA! Rep the West!

Would be mildly surprised if SC took an AD that made a historically bad football hire and basketball hire within a few years of each other.

DeBoer was lucky obviously and they know that, and her supposed "strengths" don't even matter at USC in the B1G.
USC isn't immune to making an AD hire as bad as or worse than Cohen either.
No, but what is their thought process? She's been objectively bad and they should be able to get someone high profile from the SEC or B1G.

I can't explain it. I just enjoy it when they look stupid

Fire_Marshall_Bill

If she leaves, the replacement will be trans or something

huskyhooligan

I bet Jen takes the jerb just so she can avoid firing Mike Hopkins.

ntxduck

Usc is gonna hire a Trojan after they finally went outside the family and Bohner made them look stupid.

I bet Jen takes the jerb just so she can hire Mike Hopkins at USC after her replacement fires him.

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BleachedAnusDawg

Derek, can weº get a "Me no likey!" button?

bananasnblondes

I've heard that noted booster @DerekJohnson is planning to donate the proceeds from his book sales and website to make Jen an offer she can't refuse

I've heard that noted booster @DerekJohnson is planning to donate the proceeds from his book sales and website to make Jen an offer she can't refuse

AtomicDawg

Pat Haden savior 2.0

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?

SwisherSweetboy

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?

Lez Prez may start interviewing Trans AD candidates. They could be good. LIPO

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?

If she leaves, UW will promote someone as interim, spend $500k to a million and then end up naming the interim the new AD.

FireCohen

allah is about answer my prayers

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?
Lez Prez may start interviewing Trans AD candidates. They could be good. LIPO

Finally an AD with balls

2026: Jen Cohen named new president of NCAA

AEB

Chris Petersen?

gmo

I'd bet this ends up just being a Ryan Grubb situation... if they end up taking her, oh well.

Kingdome_Urinals

I can only imagine the celebratory post Kim would send to the SC board.

I'm in the oh well camp for the record. I don't like Cohen. I like to try upgrading so I'd be excited about an AD aearch.

What I do think is that she at least tries to balance competitiveness with wokeness or WTF ever it is. Her approach isn't entirely one sided like a Todd Turner, but the slow acceptance of what NIL requires, the Ramming hire, pursuit of Matt Campbell when Deboer was out there, and obviously a few other things, all make it clear that someone way better could be had.

Like I said, though, UW is capable of doing far worse and I expect they'd prove it if she left. The safer thing for now would be for her to stay.

I agree with your first two paragraphs and as for your third, I hadn't thought of it that way before. It might be a good point.

I'm in the oh well camp for the record. I don't like Cohen. I like to try upgrading so I'd be excited about an AD aearch.

What I do think is that she at least tries to balance competitiveness with wokeness or WTF ever it is. Her approach isn't entirely one sided like a Todd Turner, but the slow acceptance of what NIL requires, the Ramming hire, pursuit of Matt Campbell when Deboer was out there, and obviously a few other things, all make it clear that someone way better could be had.

Like I said, though, UW is capable of doing far worse and I expect they'd prove it if she left. The safer thing for now would be for her to stay.
I agree with your first two paragraphs and as for your third, I hadn't thought of it that way before. It might be a good point.

It’s the script.jif

Fishpo31

I'm in the oh well camp for the record. I don't like Cohen. I like to try upgrading so I'd be excited about an AD aearch.

What I do think is that she at least tries to balance competitiveness with wokeness or WTF ever it is. Her approach isn't entirely one sided like a Todd Turner, but the slow acceptance of what NIL requires, the Ramming hire, pursuit of Matt Campbell when Deboer was out there, and obviously a few other things, all make it clear that someone way better could be had.

Like I said, though, UW is capable of doing far worse and I expect they'd prove it if she left. The safer thing for now would be for her to stay.

sinceredawg

I don't trust UW to get an AD hire right. Does anyone here? Do you feel confident they won't downgrade?
Lez Prez may start interviewing Trans AD candidates. They could be good. LIPO

I'd understand this asshole comment more if it brought any wit or cleverness.

Would be mildly surprised if SC took an AD that made a historically bad football hire and basketball hire within a few years of each other.

DeBoer was lucky obviously and they know that, and her supposed "strengths" don't even matter at USC in the B1G.

USC isn't immune to making an AD hire as bad as or worse than Cohen either.

Would be mildly surprised if SC took an AD that made a historically bad football hire and basketball hire within a few years of each other.

DeBoer was lucky obviously and they know that, and her supposed "strengths" don't even matter at USC in the B1G.
USC isn't immune to making an AD hire as bad as or worse than Cohen either.

No, but what is their thought process? She's been objectively bad and they should be able to get someone high profile from the SEC or B1G.

Canadawg

Good luck in the B10 USC and UCLA! Rep the West!

Would be mildly surprised if SC took an AD that made a historically bad football hire and basketball hire within a few years of each other.

DeBoer was lucky obviously and they know that, and her supposed "strengths" don't even matter at USC in the B1G.
USC isn't immune to making an AD hire as bad as or worse than Cohen either.
No, but what is their thought process? She's been objectively bad and they should be able to get someone high profile from the SEC or B1G.

I can't explain it. I just enjoy it when they look stupid

Fire_Marshall_Bill

If she leaves, the replacement will be trans or something

huskyhooligan

I bet Jen takes the jerb just so she can avoid firing Mike Hopkins.

ntxduck

Usc is gonna hire a Trojan after they finally went outside the family and Bohner made them look stupid.