Most infamous Lake Union Captain's hat wearing in UW Athletics history?




Most infamous Lake Union Captain's hat wearing in UW Athletics history? 40 votes
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KJ Ramming SpeedShout out to @dnc for being the chinspiration for my poll idear.
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Jack "Cobra" BrowingRammnig won't even be a footnote in UW history. Captain Brownsocks will forever be a legend.
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KJ Ramming Speed
Captain Brownsocks is just a goofy QB who didn't have the physical tools to overcome the talent gap vis-a-via an Alabama or Ohio State. But as @Tequilla would say to @RaceBannon , "Ana Mari Cauce doesn't pick the starting QB".dnc said:Rammnig won't even be a footnote in UW history. Captain Brownsocks will forever be a legend.
KJ Ramming on the other hand is far more symbolic of our institutional rot, and I might add: the decline in Western Civilization in general. -
Jack "Cobra" Browing
I don't disagree.YellowSnow said:
Captain Brownsocks is just a goofy QB who didn't have the physical tools to overcome the talent gap vis-a-via an Alabama or Ohio State. But as @Tequilla would say to @RaceBannon , "Ana Mari Cauce doesn't pick the starting QB".dnc said:Rammnig won't even be a footnote in UW history. Captain Brownsocks will forever be a legend.
KJ Ramming on the other hand is far more symbolic of our institutional rot, and I might add: the decline in Western Civilization in general.
Butt still, the doog world will little note, nor long remember that she was here. -
KJ Ramming SpeedThe hate for Browning is stupid. Won a shitload of games and did way more good than bad. Most of the shit he gets is for "big dick/gunslinger" reasons that are the same kind of FS as recruiting "elite" star chasing. Even with the most pessimistic rearview look at Browning, there were still a lot of ups, like 70-21 and being the QB for the Sark implosion (albeit that was a defense/Gaskin special), etc.
Ramming? ZERO upside. Browning destroyed Oregon twice. Ramming WAS Oregon, even when she worked for UW AD. -
Jack "Cobra" Browing
He was a symptom. Petersen was the issue for not bringing in any competition.1to392831weretaken said:The hate for Browning is stupid. Won a shitload of games and did way more good than bad. Most of the shit he gets is for "big dick/gunslinger" reasons that are the same kind of FS as recruiting "elite" star chasing. Even with the most pessimistic rearview look at Browning, there were still a lot of ups, like 70-21 and being the QB for the Sark implosion (albeit that was a defense/Gaskin special), etc.
Ramming? ZERO upside. Browning destroyed Oregon twice. Ramming WAS Oregon, even when she worked for UW AD. -
Jack "Cobra" Browing
The Jake Haener disrespect is unreal!DerekJohnson said:
He was a symptom. Petersen was the issue for not bringing in any competition.1to392831weretaken said:The hate for Browning is stupid. Won a shitload of games and did way more good than bad. Most of the shit he gets is for "big dick/gunslinger" reasons that are the same kind of FS as recruiting "elite" star chasing. Even with the most pessimistic rearview look at Browning, there were still a lot of ups, like 70-21 and being the QB for the Sark implosion (albeit that was a defense/Gaskin special), etc.
Ramming? ZERO upside. Browning destroyed Oregon twice. Ramming WAS Oregon, even when she worked for UW AD. -
KJ Ramming Speed
I never "hated" Browning and appreciate that he was the QB who won the Pac 12 twice for us in 4 tries.1to392831weretaken said:The hate for Browning is stupid. Won a shitload of games and did way more good than bad. Most of the shit he gets is for "big dick/gunslinger" reasons that are the same kind of FS as recruiting "elite" star chasing. Even with the most pessimistic rearview look at Browning, there were still a lot of ups, like 70-21 and being the QB for the Sark implosion (albeit that was a defense/Gaskin special), etc.
Ramming? ZERO upside. Browning destroyed Oregon twice. Ramming WAS Oregon, even when she worked for UW AD.
I did "hate" his limitations and one can only dream of what we could have done with a Big Dick QB like BPE in 2016.
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Jack "Cobra" BrowingPeak off-season, attained.
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Jack "Cobra" Browing
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KJ Ramming SpeedRamming's ass takes it
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Jack "Cobra" Browing
an ass so flat it might inverse itself and create a black holeRaceBannon said:Ramming's ass takes it
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KJ Ramming Speed
One of the great all time @MikeDamone rants!RaceBannon said:Ramming's ass takes it
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Jack "Cobra" BrowingI had a hypothetical about Browning I was going to pose on the last pod but I’ll save it for next time
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KJ Ramming Speed
I will also add that Captain Brownsocks is more "accessible" generally speaking to the average Doog. So perhaps more iconic in this respeck.dnc said:Rammnig won't even be a footnote in UW history. Captain Brownsocks will forever be a legend.
Captain Ramming takes a certain level of creepy, Insta stalking that most Doogs aren't gonna do.
But still, the level of disgust that KJ Ramming hire produced is hard to overstate. -
KJ Ramming Speed
No ass >>> no chinPostGameOrangeSlices said:
an ass so flat it might inverse itself and create a black holeRaceBannon said:Ramming's ass takes it
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KJ Ramming Speed
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Nothing else matters POTD1to392831weretaken said:The hate for Browning is stupid. Won a shitload of games and did way more good than bad. Most of the shit he gets is for "big dick/gunslinger" reasons that are the same kind of FS as recruiting "elite" star chasing. Even with the most pessimistic rearview look at Browning, there were still a lot of ups, like 70-21 and being the QB for the Sark implosion (albeit that was a defense/Gaskin special), etc.
Ramming? ZERO upside. Browning destroyed Oregon twice. Ramming WAS Oregon, even when she worked for UW AD. -
Jack "Cobra" Browing
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KJ Ramming Speed
New here?1to392831weretaken said:The hate for Browning is stupid. Won a shitload of games and did way more good than bad. Most of the shit he gets is for "big dick/gunslinger" reasons that are the same kind of FS as recruiting "elite" star chasing. Even with the most pessimistic rearview look at Browning, there were still a lot of ups, like 70-21 and being the QB for the Sark implosion (albeit that was a defense/Gaskin special), etc.
Ramming? ZERO upside. Browning destroyed Oregon twice. Ramming WAS Oregon, even when she worked for UW AD.
If I hadn't gone to Atlanta or if Bama had jumped out 28 to nothing who knows. But that pick 6 broke me. Just when I thought I was back they dragged me out again
The 2016 Cal game was legendary. The USC game raised some red flags about Browning. After Bama hate that belonged to Petersen fell on Jake
Few UW quarterbacks have 2 titles. History will be kind to him. We? probably won't -
Jack "Cobra" Browing
I hated him from USC 2016 and on. Irredeemable hate.RaceBannon said:
New here?1to392831weretaken said:The hate for Browning is stupid. Won a shitload of games and did way more good than bad. Most of the shit he gets is for "big dick/gunslinger" reasons that are the same kind of FS as recruiting "elite" star chasing. Even with the most pessimistic rearview look at Browning, there were still a lot of ups, like 70-21 and being the QB for the Sark implosion (albeit that was a defense/Gaskin special), etc.
Ramming? ZERO upside. Browning destroyed Oregon twice. Ramming WAS Oregon, even when she worked for UW AD.
If I hadn't gone to Atlanta or if Bama had jumped out 28 to nothing who knows. But that pick 6 broke me. Just when I thought I was back they dragged me out again
The 2016 Cal game was legendary. The USC game raised some red flags about Browning. After Bama hate that belonged to Petersen fell on Jake
Few UW quarterbacks have 2 titles. History will be kind to him. We? probably won't -
Browning made UW better, period.
Ramming... At a moment in history where social/digital image marketing was making huge differences for brands, we hired one of the least capable, least visionary tools I've ever seen in a marketing role. When she wasn't openly rooting for our rival from her UW platform, she was struggling to mimic late to the party established trends like food pics, wearing a silly hat as a substitute for actual charisma, and similar participant-ribbon dippy, candyass tropes. AKA she made UW look pathetic. It may still prove that DeBoer can moot her failures by winning and being a legit badass. But fuck her and the idiots who didn't fire her sooner. -
KJ Ramming Speed
I was as lit for that game than any other home game I've every attended, and there have been some big ones.BleachedAnusDawg said:
I hated him from USC 2016 and on. Irredeemable hate.RaceBannon said:
New here?1to392831weretaken said:The hate for Browning is stupid. Won a shitload of games and did way more good than bad. Most of the shit he gets is for "big dick/gunslinger" reasons that are the same kind of FS as recruiting "elite" star chasing. Even with the most pessimistic rearview look at Browning, there were still a lot of ups, like 70-21 and being the QB for the Sark implosion (albeit that was a defense/Gaskin special), etc.
Ramming? ZERO upside. Browning destroyed Oregon twice. Ramming WAS Oregon, even when she worked for UW AD.
If I hadn't gone to Atlanta or if Bama had jumped out 28 to nothing who knows. But that pick 6 broke me. Just when I thought I was back they dragged me out again
The 2016 Cal game was legendary. The USC game raised some red flags about Browning. After Bama hate that belonged to Petersen fell on Jake
Few UW quarterbacks have 2 titles. History will be kind to him. We? probably won't
Went to Game Day with @MrsSnow with special access passes (have a close buddy who works for ESPN).
Tailgated for like 3 or 4 hrs straight down at the Coniber Shellhouse with all the old row peter puffer alumns. Kegs of beer in the boat bays and handles of Jameson.
I wanted USC nuts on a fucking platter.
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As does her mouth shortly thereafter. (good luck telling them apart).RaceBannon said:Ramming's ass takes it
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Jack "Cobra" Browing
Samesies, minus the ESPN and shellhouse.YellowSnow said:
I was as lit for that game than any other home game I've every attended, and there have been some big ones.BleachedAnusDawg said:
I hated him from USC 2016 and on. Irredeemable hate.RaceBannon said:
New here?1to392831weretaken said:The hate for Browning is stupid. Won a shitload of games and did way more good than bad. Most of the shit he gets is for "big dick/gunslinger" reasons that are the same kind of FS as recruiting "elite" star chasing. Even with the most pessimistic rearview look at Browning, there were still a lot of ups, like 70-21 and being the QB for the Sark implosion (albeit that was a defense/Gaskin special), etc.
Ramming? ZERO upside. Browning destroyed Oregon twice. Ramming WAS Oregon, even when she worked for UW AD.
If I hadn't gone to Atlanta or if Bama had jumped out 28 to nothing who knows. But that pick 6 broke me. Just when I thought I was back they dragged me out again
The 2016 Cal game was legendary. The USC game raised some red flags about Browning. After Bama hate that belonged to Petersen fell on Jake
Few UW quarterbacks have 2 titles. History will be kind to him. We? probably won't
Went to Game Day with @MrsSnow with special access passes (have a close buddy who works for ESPN).
Tailgated for like 3 or 4 hrs straight down at the Coniber Shellhouse with all the old row peter puffer alumns. Kegs of beer in the boat bays and handles of Jameson.
I wanted USC nuts on a fucking platter. -
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Jack "Cobra" BrowingWhat bothered me about Ramming wasn't her appearance, it was that she'd be out inner tubing in a river on a weekday and tweeting about girl power, but not doing anything discernible to further UW football
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KJ Ramming Speed
Hey man she launched the UW tiktoksinceredawg said:Browning made UW better, period.
Ramming... At a moment in history where social/digital image marketing was making huge differences for brands, we hired one of the least capable, least visionary tools I've ever seen in a marketing role. When she wasn't openly rooting for our rival from her UW platform, she was struggling to mimic late to the party established trends like food pics, wearing a silly hat as a substitute for actual charisma, and similar participant-ribbon dippy, candyass tropes. AKA she made UW look pathetic. It may still prove that DeBoer can moot her failures by winning and being a legit badass. But fuck her and the idiots who didn't fire her sooner. -
Ramming or Browning?PurpleThrobber said: -
KJ Ramming Speed
Bad angle. Exhibit A should address said gluteal deficiencies. Though not big, it is certainly round. And let the people of the jury see that red beans and rice, in fact, did not miss her.PurpleThrobber said: