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Story Time Two with Uncle Race

RaceBannon
RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,188 Founders Club
It was the year 2000 and the Washington Huskies were set to play at Old Autzen Arena in a big early season game. This was the old band box with the toothless meth heads that could still afford tickets. UO had just wiped out UCLA in a game where the noise truly was a factor, unlike now.

I went to a pre game tailgate sponsored by eDuck and met Mad4, Crawly, Steve, and the gang. DuxFan, gbob, and a bunch more. Early days of the internets before hate took over.

I had an extra ticket and was supposed to meet a young AZDuck to go into the game with the extra ticket. And who knows after the game!!!!1111!!!

Anyway I never found him and controversy erupted because AZ thought I set him up and ditched him. He hates me to this day.

Comments

  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    AZDuck said:

    This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters

    How big are the seats in Autzen?
  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    AZDuck said:

    They're benches. I have sharp elbows

    Well at least you were pretty warm I imagine.

    Tell us...how many plates of Nachos did he eat?
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,106
    AZDuck said:

    This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters

    So you are saying that you got to watch the game with a giant pillow to lean on? Abundance.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    AZDuck said:

    I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

    That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

    UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out
    This is also true

    And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,188 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    AZDuck said:

    I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

    That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

    UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out
    This is also true

    And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt
    And I will always wonder what could have been......
  • mobey
    mobey Member Posts: 3,254
    AZDuck said:

    AZDuck said:

    I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

    That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

    UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out
    This is also true

    And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt
    How could you not be trying to prop up a 500 lb pile of shit the entire game.

    Surprised you're not in a wheel chair directed only by short breaths into a straw.

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    edited September 2014

    AZDuck said:

    I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

    That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

    UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out
    Until receiving lana esirpus from the Right Stoops in the title game.

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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,082
    AZDuck said:

    I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

    you don't say?

  • UWerentThereMan
    UWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    H_D said:

    AZDuck said:

    This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters

    How big are the seats in Autzen?
    Fetters was only 4 courecs back them though.

    AZDuck said:

    AZDuck said:

    I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16

    That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.

    UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out
    This is also true

    And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt
    And I will always wonder what could have been......
    Husky half brains with Race and iDuck?