Story Time Two with Uncle Race


I went to a pre game tailgate sponsored by eDuck and met Mad4, Crawly, Steve, and the gang. DuxFan, gbob, and a bunch more. Early days of the internets before hate took over.
I had an extra ticket and was supposed to meet a young AZDuck to go into the game with the extra ticket. And who knows after the game!!!!1111!!!
Anyway I never found him and controversy erupted because AZ thought I set him up and ditched him. He hates me to this day.
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This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters
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How big are the seats in Autzen?AZDuck said:This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters
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They're benches. I have sharp elbows
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Well at least you were pretty warm I imagine.AZDuck said:They're benches. I have sharp elbows
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So you are saying that you got to watch the game with a giant pillow to lean on? Abundance.AZDuck said:This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters
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I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16
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That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.AZDuck said:I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16
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This is also trueRaceBannon said:
That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.AZDuck said:I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16
UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out
And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt -
And I will always wonder what could have been......AZDuck said:
This is also trueRaceBannon said:
That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.AZDuck said:I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16
UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out
And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt -
How could you not be trying to prop up a 500 lb pile of shit the entire game.AZDuck said:
This is also trueRaceBannon said:
That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.AZDuck said:I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16
UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out
And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt
Surprised you're not in a wheel chair directed only by short breaths into a straw.
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Until receiving lana esirpus from the Right Stoops in the title game.RaceBannon said:
That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.AZDuck said:I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16
UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out -
you don't say?AZDuck said:I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16
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Fetters was only 4 courecs back them though.H_D said:
How big are the seats in Autzen?AZDuck said:This story is entirely true. The funny part is that I ended up sitting next to Fatters
Husky half brains with Race and iDuck?RaceBannon said:
And I will always wonder what could have been......AZDuck said:
This is also trueRaceBannon said:
That was the worst kind of away game to attend. Oregon had the ball all day and only Mike Bellotti could have kept it as close as it wasn't. Tui woke up in the 4th quarter and UW actually had the ball down 7 but he hadn't perfected his miracle shit yet.AZDuck said:I mostly remember him being a condescending douchebag (yes, even then) that did not handle my shit-talking very well when the Ducks won rather easily, say 23-16
UW could have been the worst undefeated team in history if they had pulled it out
And Race, I'm still angry, sad and a little hurt