Hire Caple

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

whatshouldicareabout

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

He could operate under the Derek Johnson Books LLC, so that way a future employer doesn't need to look up this place

NeGgaPlEaSe

$100 pledge if you get him

$100 pledge if you get him

Ditto

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.
He could operate under the Derek Johnson Books LLC, so that way a future employer doesn't need to look up this place

He could even poast under the handle @FakeChristianCaple

I like it.

rodmansrage

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

he writes about a team in the pac-12/10, not sure how much worse it could get.

Baseman

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

Who wouldn't leap at the chance to pen the uncovering of @trublue's depredations

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.
Who wouldn't leap at the chance to pen the uncovering of @trublue's depredations

Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.
Who wouldn't leap at the chance to pen the uncovering of @trublue's depredations

If only I could chin “ depredations” 81 tims.

coronabruin

I am sure you would love to associate your name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

Couple of small tweaks and this is a new board motto!

Canadawg

He would get run faster than @Sandra3

BleachedAnusDawg

Stalin's silence soaks volumes. I'm hearing that he's working out the final terms and will announce Caple's commitment tomorrow. 8" crystal dong from me. Please respect his decision.

Doogles

A spinoff podcast called "Doogs N Caple BullShit"

haie

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

The Oregon podcast here >>>> listening to what's his name talk about watching UW from New York City while drinking a non alcoholic beer.

BennyBeaver

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.
Who wouldn't leap at the chance to pen the uncovering of @trublue's depredations
Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context

“law enforcement”

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news

With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

@whatshouldicareabout

whlinder

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

New bored motto?

PurpleThrobber

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

When the Throbber hears that in a business meeting, it translates to "fuck you"

And then its on like donkey kong.

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality
When the Throbber hears that in a business meeting, it translates to "fuck you"

And then its on like donkey kong.

Unlike business meetings, at Hardcore Husky when you want to say Fuck You, you can say Fuck You

dannarc

"Fuck you" just means more in a business meeting

pawz

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality
When the Throbber hears that in a business meeting, it translates to "fuck you"

And then its on like donkey kong.

~~Unlike business meetings~~ With all due respect, at Hardcore Husky when you want to say Fuck You, you can say Fuck You

chuck

With all due respect, hardcore husky better get Caple or another beat writer on board, or I'll reduce my support to $128.99.

TheHB

Come on Derek. You’ve got a leopard print jacket in your closet just gathering dust right?

“Let’s go get a reporter.”

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

You don’t find it realistic that Fetters could shit his pants?

Sources

Sounds like Derek is threatened by a technically gifted writer

I thought my first post made it clear, but I guess it needs elaboration. If Hardcore Husky does not have access to conduct interviews with players and coaches, then what good does it serve to have Christian here? (Assuming I could find the capital to pay him). It would be a horrible career move for him. Unless he wanted to live a Jimmy Buffet lifestyle and just hang out on the boards every day.

The only way I could see a situation where I was working with Christian would be if Christian, Danny O'Neil, Jim Moore and I banded together to form a site that covered the Huskies/Cuog. But even then, I would not be granted access by UW. (Jeff Bechtold always treated me respectfully but he is no fan of this site).

I don't know Christian. I've never spoken to Danny but I heard him discuss me on his old KIRO show a couple times. (And he wondered aloud on air why Jim Moore would agree to be interviewed by Hardcore Husky). And I do know Jim Moore a little bit, from talking with him a handful of times.

Come on Derek. You’ve got a leopard print jacket in your closet just gathering dust right?

“Let’s go get a reporter.”

HuskyJW

Jim Moore likes dogs

He’s a pussy

HHBruh

Fetters shitting his pants would not surprise anyone

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news

Comments

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

whatshouldicareabout

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

He could operate under the Derek Johnson Books LLC, so that way a future employer doesn't need to look up this place

NeGgaPlEaSe

$100 pledge if you get him

$100 pledge if you get him

Ditto

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.
He could operate under the Derek Johnson Books LLC, so that way a future employer doesn't need to look up this place

He could even poast under the handle @FakeChristianCaple

I like it.

rodmansrage

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

he writes about a team in the pac-12/10, not sure how much worse it could get.

Baseman

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

Who wouldn't leap at the chance to pen the uncovering of @trublue's depredations

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.
Who wouldn't leap at the chance to pen the uncovering of @trublue's depredations

Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.
Who wouldn't leap at the chance to pen the uncovering of @trublue's depredations

If only I could chin “ depredations” 81 tims.

coronabruin

I am sure you would love to associate your name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

Couple of small tweaks and this is a new board motto!

Canadawg

He would get run faster than @Sandra3

BleachedAnusDawg

Stalin's silence soaks volumes. I'm hearing that he's working out the final terms and will announce Caple's commitment tomorrow. 8" crystal dong from me. Please respect his decision.

Doogles

A spinoff podcast called "Doogs N Caple BullShit"

haie

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.

The Oregon podcast here >>>> listening to what's his name talk about watching UW from New York City while drinking a non alcoholic beer.

BennyBeaver

I am sure he would love to associate his name with this craphole. Would be a great career move.
Who wouldn't leap at the chance to pen the uncovering of @trublue's depredations
Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context

“law enforcement”

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news

With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

@whatshouldicareabout

whlinder

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

New bored motto?

PurpleThrobber

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

When the Throbber hears that in a business meeting, it translates to "fuck you"

And then its on like donkey kong.

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality
When the Throbber hears that in a business meeting, it translates to "fuck you"

And then its on like donkey kong.

Unlike business meetings, at Hardcore Husky when you want to say Fuck You, you can say Fuck You

dannarc

"Fuck you" just means more in a business meeting

pawz

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality
When the Throbber hears that in a business meeting, it translates to "fuck you"

And then its on like donkey kong.

~~Unlike business meetings~~ With all due respect, at Hardcore Husky when you want to say Fuck You, you can say Fuck You

chuck

With all due respect, hardcore husky better get Caple or another beat writer on board, or I'll reduce my support to $128.99.

TheHB

Come on Derek. You’ve got a leopard print jacket in your closet just gathering dust right?

“Let’s go get a reporter.”

Not kidding.

See what it takes DJ.

Guarantee there's a shitload of readers here who would chip in $9.99 per month to have Caple covering UW Football for this site.

Added bonus: Griswold would pee down his leg and Fetters would shit his pants upon hearing the news
With all due respect, some folks here don't have a full grasp on reality

You don’t find it realistic that Fetters could shit his pants?

Sources

Sounds like Derek is threatened by a technically gifted writer