OFFICIAL Washington vs Texas Alamo Bowl Game Thread

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early
My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff

My wife relieved me of emergency vet duty so I’d be able to watch us get blatantly fucked, deep in the heart of Texas

PurpleSmoke

Smalls best play of his life

Savell’s first play ever

Boo’s gaining momentum.

What a sequence of just total shit football to watch, from the actual football to the clock management fuckups to the home-cooked officiating.

hardhat

Are these Pac 12 refs?

NorwegianHusky

Smalls sighting

The throw the flag guy there is my hero.
Looks baked and drunk. Made it to San Antonio. Old school Dawgs gear.

alumni94

These refs are the worst.

“That was not a penalty, y’all”

I SMELL HOME COOKIN

three plays in the last 5 minutes where refs missed blatantly obvious penalties. what is going on?

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early
My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff

Is your wife hot?

Okay, so you can just run over a guy after a fair catch now?

This game opened with the announcer calling this game "the next challenge for Texas."

THAT guy just asked why there wasn't a flag.

Laocoön

That was PI but he went up sawft.

Kind of hard to go up tuff when you are basically being horse colored b4 the ball arrives

flatus

How many opt-outs on Texas?

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early
My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff
Is your wife hot?

Hotter than Sark’s credit card at the bar at Joey

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early
My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff

Is your wife hot?

How many opt-outs on Texas?

Including Sark?

three plays in the last 5 minutes where refs missed blatantly obvious penalties. what is going on?

ITS DIFFICULT TO MAKE THE RIGHT CALLS WHEN SO MUCH MONEY IS ON THE LINE

Big dick Newton let’s go

How many opt-outs on Texas?

They’ll probably have 3-4 more opt out at halftime.

Neighbor2972

Quentin Moore just obliterated someone on a block. Why did he not play more this year

Keep running against Cocaine Boy's gimmick D

Penix having a rough game.
Defensive battle, who knew?!

That's OK, this game will break open.

Sark must be these refs' candy man

Doogles

Kwat butt fucking the 2 million dollar man

christ this fucking punter is ass

We’re playing kinda retarded, and the wefs are fucking us, but we’re still up, and our defense is looking pretty solid so far. And more importantly, 34-17 is still on the table.

KrunkJuice

Nice touch by our punter. What the fuck have you been doing the last month?

Kwat butt fucking the 2 million dollar man

He’s Sarking. It’s there between the tackles. Run some PA off it.

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We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early
My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff

My wife relieved me of emergency vet duty so I’d be able to watch us get blatantly fucked, deep in the heart of Texas

PurpleSmoke

Smalls best play of his life

Savell’s first play ever

Boo’s gaining momentum.

What a sequence of just total shit football to watch, from the actual football to the clock management fuckups to the home-cooked officiating.

hardhat

Are these Pac 12 refs?

NorwegianHusky

Smalls sighting

The throw the flag guy there is my hero.
Looks baked and drunk. Made it to San Antonio. Old school Dawgs gear.

alumni94

These refs are the worst.

“That was not a penalty, y’all”

I SMELL HOME COOKIN

three plays in the last 5 minutes where refs missed blatantly obvious penalties. what is going on?

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early
My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff

Is your wife hot?

Okay, so you can just run over a guy after a fair catch now?

This game opened with the announcer calling this game "the next challenge for Texas."

THAT guy just asked why there wasn't a flag.

Laocoön

That was PI but he went up sawft.

Kind of hard to go up tuff when you are basically being horse colored b4 the ball arrives

flatus

How many opt-outs on Texas?

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early
My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff
Is your wife hot?

Hotter than Sark’s credit card at the bar at Joey

We’ve reached the screaming at the TV portion of the game fairly early
My wife and baby are sleeping next to me, so I have to keep it in check. I’m pissed, but I keep reminding myself we’re playing against Sark. He’s not done doing Sark stuff

Is your wife hot?

How many opt-outs on Texas?

Including Sark?

three plays in the last 5 minutes where refs missed blatantly obvious penalties. what is going on?

ITS DIFFICULT TO MAKE THE RIGHT CALLS WHEN SO MUCH MONEY IS ON THE LINE

Big dick Newton let’s go

How many opt-outs on Texas?

They’ll probably have 3-4 more opt out at halftime.

Neighbor2972

Quentin Moore just obliterated someone on a block. Why did he not play more this year

Keep running against Cocaine Boy's gimmick D

Penix having a rough game.
Defensive battle, who knew?!

That's OK, this game will break open.

Sark must be these refs' candy man

Doogles

Kwat butt fucking the 2 million dollar man

christ this fucking punter is ass

We’re playing kinda retarded, and the wefs are fucking us, but we’re still up, and our defense is looking pretty solid so far. And more importantly, 34-17 is still on the table.

KrunkJuice

Nice touch by our punter. What the fuck have you been doing the last month?