OFFICIAL Washington vs Texas Alamo Bowl Game Thread

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GrundleStiltzkin

I always love the appearance of middle aged men hot talk on this forum

Christ
It's simply not possible to go overkill on making fun of middle aged Sark. He's a total tool.
I don't hate Sark. He was an overgrown frat bro masquerading as a football coach for a while. Not sure why he thought he was in a good place to get married to wife #1 but hey that's life.

Now he seems like he has taken a walk on the beach and gained a perspective or two.

Can he now coach football? Year 3 will be telling, I guess

Plus I have a soft spot for Armenian...women

Been a long tim on that one.

PurpleBaze

I always love the appearance of middle aged men hot talk on this forum

Christ
It's simply not possible to go overkill on making fun of middle aged Sark. He's a total tool.
I don't hate Sark. He was an overgrown frat bro masquerading as a football coach for a while. Not sure why he thought he was in a good place to get married to wife #1 but hey that's life.

Now he seems like he has taken a walk on the beach and gained a perspective or two.

Can he now coach football? Year 3 will be telling, I guess

Plus I have a soft spot for Armenian...women

Been a long tim on that one.

It's always chambered in my gif gun.

Canadawg

Washington should win by double digits in this game. It's an away game so I won't be devastated by a close win but I'm tired of ending seasons in a deflated fashion.

I want 37-27 and victory formation. This is the team that's winning it all next year after all.

HHBruh

Justice?!

SwisherSweetboy

Texas will come out flat at the start, because they don't give a shit. Dawgs have all the momentum right now and will score first 2 poss

ntxduck

Since sark got with his new black gf, he has some big Kip in Napoleon dynamite vibes after he meets Lawanda
LaFawnduh

Fucking autocorrect.

Doogles

Just touched down in Austin, not as much Purple as I'd expect. Also dead on campus.

WOOF!

DerekJohnson

Texas will come out flat at the start, because they don't give a shit. Dawgs have all the momentum right now and will score first 2 poss

It's Sark. They will score a TD on their opening drive, making it look easy

RaceBannon

Ewers must go down and he must go down hard

haie

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/UW_Football/status/1608462923147497473?t=ViwCa8P7QSPbYaTXyEzufg&s=19

LoneStarDawg

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.

It’s nothing out of the ordinary, Texas is USC with less self awareness

whatshouldicareabout

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.
It’s nothing out of the ordinary, Texas is USC with less self awareness

Explains how they hired Sark

Mitch_Cumsteen

I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.

As far as the actual game goes, there really isn't much buzz about it from the Texas side. There's a better than zero chance they come out flat. Ultimately, I think it comes down to how Ewers plays. His play has ranged from downright shitty to very average over the last half of the season. Notwithstanding any turnover or special teams shenanigans, if Ewers can put together a good game, then I think Texas wins a close one. Or if our third string running back Brooks (who I think is going to be a stud) can control the game, then Texas wins. Otherwise, I think that the Dawgs take it. I kinda have it as a coin flip. Good luck and hook 'em.

LoneStarDawg

I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.

As far as the actual game goes, there really isn't much buzz about it from the Texas side. There's a better than zero chance they come out flat. Ultimately, I think it comes down to how Ewers plays. His play has ranged from downright shitty to very average over the last half of the season. Notwithstanding any turnover or special teams shenanigans, if Ewers can put together a good game, then I think Texas wins a close one. Or if our third string running back Brooks (who I think is going to be a stud) can control the game, then Texas wins. Otherwise, I think that the Dawgs take it. I kinda have it as a coin flip. Good luck and hook 'em.

Brooks 2023 Heisman campaign starts tonight when he runs for 150yrds in the first half, then gets 3 touches in the second half when Sark plays hero ball #ScriptsColliding

haie

JC all these longhorns are fat as fuck and look like they don't shower.

RaceBannon

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.
It’s nothing out of the ordinary, Texas is USC with less self awareness
Explains how they hired Sark

Like UW hiring Gilby because we? are better than Cal where he failed

FireTheJanitor

I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.

Quite honestly Mitch, Sark has never complained about a longer Happy Hour and neither should you.

RaceBannon

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190?t=1cHMpEISlYRCB4mBn3rLaQ&s=19

GrundleStiltzkin

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190

The Central part?

Oh, yes, quite right.

dannarc

JC all these longhorns are fat as fuck and look like they don't shower.

Give 'em hell @haie!

We are severely outnumbered but I know you will do your absolute best to defend our honor and bring the trophy back to the great state of Washington, if not, go down swinging!!1!!

MelloDawg

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190?t=1cHMpEISlYRCB4mBn3rLaQ&s=19

Good eye, but my fellow mello in the picture is using a trumpet mouthpiece. I used a French horn mouthpiece.

RaceBannon

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190?t=1cHMpEISlYRCB4mBn3rLaQ&s=19
Good eye, but my fellow mello in the picture is using a trumpet mouthpiece. I used a French horn mouthpiece.

Unlike pup I googled to make sure

EsophagealFeces

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.
It’s nothing out of the ordinary, Texas is USC with less self awareness

This. Texas fans are known for their unwarranted confidence.

EsophagealFeces

I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.

As far as the actual game goes, there really isn't much buzz about it from the Texas side. There's a better than zero chance they come out flat. Ultimately, I think it comes down to how Ewers plays. His play has ranged from downright shitty to very average over the last half of the season. Notwithstanding any turnover or special teams shenanigans, if Ewers can put together a good game, then I think Texas wins a close one. Or if our third string running back Brooks (who I think is going to be a stud) can control the game, then Texas wins. Otherwise, I think that the Dawgs take it. I kinda have it as a coin flip. Good luck and hook 'em.

OKG

RaceBannon

They don't suck though

Space wouldn't allow to get to 34 and Oregon

MelloDawg

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190?t=1cHMpEISlYRCB4mBn3rLaQ&s=19
Good eye, but my fellow mello in the picture is using a trumpet mouthpiece. I used a French horn mouthpiece.
Unlike pup I googled to make sure

Sounds like you thought AND cared. That said, there’s nothing worse sounding in music than a mellophone with a trumpet mouthpiece.

DerekJohnson

Mitch_Cumsteen

I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.
Quite honestly Mitch, Sark has never complained about a longer Happy Hour and neither should you.

Not complaining. Just preparing myself for the inevitable Friday hangover.

Mitch_Cumsteen

They don't suck though

Space wouldn't allow to get to 34 and Oregon

Used to be at #3 (I think) when Texas played Bama for the national title. The last 12 years have been a repeated kick to the junk. I don't think Sark is necessarily the guy to get us back (Jesus I hate the Texas is back talk), but he seems like an upgrade over the last two clowns and whatever the fuck Mack Brown was doing his last few years in Austin.

Comments

GrundleStiltzkin

I always love the appearance of middle aged men hot talk on this forum

Christ
It's simply not possible to go overkill on making fun of middle aged Sark. He's a total tool.
I don't hate Sark. He was an overgrown frat bro masquerading as a football coach for a while. Not sure why he thought he was in a good place to get married to wife #1 but hey that's life.

Now he seems like he has taken a walk on the beach and gained a perspective or two.

Can he now coach football? Year 3 will be telling, I guess

Plus I have a soft spot for Armenian...women

Been a long tim on that one.

PurpleBaze

I always love the appearance of middle aged men hot talk on this forum

Christ
It's simply not possible to go overkill on making fun of middle aged Sark. He's a total tool.
I don't hate Sark. He was an overgrown frat bro masquerading as a football coach for a while. Not sure why he thought he was in a good place to get married to wife #1 but hey that's life.

Now he seems like he has taken a walk on the beach and gained a perspective or two.

Can he now coach football? Year 3 will be telling, I guess

Plus I have a soft spot for Armenian...women

Been a long tim on that one.

It's always chambered in my gif gun.

Canadawg

HHBruh

Justice?!

SwisherSweetboy

Texas will come out flat at the start, because they don't give a shit. Dawgs have all the momentum right now and will score first 2 poss

ntxduck

Since sark got with his new black gf, he has some big Kip in Napoleon dynamite vibes after he meets Lawanda
LaFawnduh

Fucking autocorrect.

Doogles

Just touched down in Austin, not as much Purple as I'd expect. Also dead on campus.

WOOF!

DerekJohnson

Texas will come out flat at the start, because they don't give a shit. Dawgs have all the momentum right now and will score first 2 poss

It's Sark. They will score a TD on their opening drive, making it look easy

RaceBannon

Ewers must go down and he must go down hard

haie

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/UW_Football/status/1608462923147497473?t=ViwCa8P7QSPbYaTXyEzufg&s=19

LoneStarDawg

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.

It’s nothing out of the ordinary, Texas is USC with less self awareness

whatshouldicareabout

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.
It’s nothing out of the ordinary, Texas is USC with less self awareness

Explains how they hired Sark

Mitch_Cumsteen

LoneStarDawg

I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.

As far as the actual game goes, there really isn't much buzz about it from the Texas side. There's a better than zero chance they come out flat. Ultimately, I think it comes down to how Ewers plays. His play has ranged from downright shitty to very average over the last half of the season. Notwithstanding any turnover or special teams shenanigans, if Ewers can put together a good game, then I think Texas wins a close one. Or if our third string running back Brooks (who I think is going to be a stud) can control the game, then Texas wins. Otherwise, I think that the Dawgs take it. I kinda have it as a coin flip. Good luck and hook 'em.

Brooks 2023 Heisman campaign starts tonight when he runs for 150yrds in the first half, then gets 3 touches in the second half when Sark plays hero ball #ScriptsColliding

haie

JC all these longhorns are fat as fuck and look like they don't shower.

RaceBannon

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.
It’s nothing out of the ordinary, Texas is USC with less self awareness
Explains how they hired Sark

Like UW hiring Gilby because we? are better than Cal where he failed

FireTheJanitor

I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.

Quite honestly Mitch, Sark has never complained about a longer Happy Hour and neither should you.

RaceBannon

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190?t=1cHMpEISlYRCB4mBn3rLaQ&s=19

GrundleStiltzkin

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190

The Central part?

Oh, yes, quite right.

dannarc

JC all these longhorns are fat as fuck and look like they don't shower.

MelloDawg

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190?t=1cHMpEISlYRCB4mBn3rLaQ&s=19

Good eye, but my fellow mello in the picture is using a trumpet mouthpiece. I used a French horn mouthpiece.

RaceBannon

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190?t=1cHMpEISlYRCB4mBn3rLaQ&s=19
Good eye, but my fellow mello in the picture is using a trumpet mouthpiece. I used a French horn mouthpiece.

Unlike pup I googled to make sure

EsophagealFeces

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.

The Texas fans down here are acting like they're playing West Virginia's backup quarterback, at home.
It’s nothing out of the ordinary, Texas is USC with less self awareness

This. Texas fans are known for their unwarranted confidence.

EsophagealFeces

I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.

As far as the actual game goes, there really isn't much buzz about it from the Texas side. There's a better than zero chance they come out flat. Ultimately, I think it comes down to how Ewers plays. His play has ranged from downright shitty to very average over the last half of the season. Notwithstanding any turnover or special teams shenanigans, if Ewers can put together a good game, then I think Texas wins a close one. Or if our third string running back Brooks (who I think is going to be a stud) can control the game, then Texas wins. Otherwise, I think that the Dawgs take it. I kinda have it as a coin flip. Good luck and hook 'em.

OKG

RaceBannon

They don't suck though

Space wouldn't allow to get to 34 and Oregon

MelloDawg

Doxing @MelloDawg

http://twitter.com/huskyband/status/1608493667060445190?t=1cHMpEISlYRCB4mBn3rLaQ&s=19
Good eye, but my fellow mello in the picture is using a trumpet mouthpiece. I used a French horn mouthpiece.
Unlike pup I googled to make sure

Sounds like you thought AND cared. That said, there’s nothing worse sounding in music than a mellophone with a trumpet mouthpiece.

DerekJohnson

Mitch_Cumsteen

I have no idea what to expect tonight, other than I'm going to be shitfaced at the game. That 8 o'clock start isn't going to be kind to my liver.
Quite honestly Mitch, Sark has never complained about a longer Happy Hour and neither should you.

Not complaining. Just preparing myself for the inevitable Friday hangover.

Mitch_Cumsteen

They don't suck though

Space wouldn't allow to get to 34 and Oregon