Early Signing Day Thread

I had no idea signing day was today, and this whole thread makes me realize how little I follow recruiting anymore. I think I've heard of one of these guysm.

Doog_de_Jour

So did we? secure the off season natty, or what?

Doog_de_Jour

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g

In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?

theknowledge

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?

Treatise is too close to treaty. As a closeted married gay man I'm triggered by these insensitive near words of violence. I'm shaking and about to vomit.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?
Treatise is too close to treaty. As a closeted married gay man I'm triggered by these insensitive near words of violence. I'm shaking and about to vomit.

You need to check your closeted gay cisgender white male privelege at the door while you think of the harm done to our noble savage @Swaye with your callous use of a harmful word like treaty.

Think of all the treaties your kind wrongly inflicted on his people!

Please. Do better.

NoWarningJustDawg

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?
Treatise is too close to treaty. As a closeted married gay man I'm triggered by these insensitive near words of violence. I'm shaking and about to vomit.
You need to check your closeted gay cisgender white male privelege at the door while you think of the harm done to our noble savage @Swaye with your callous use of a harmful word like treaty.

Think of all the treaties your kind wrongly inflicted on his people!

Please. Do better.

Damn, you are really on the warpath.
Well before anyone gets scalped, let's circle the wagons. Perhaps whomever is low man on the totem pole could set up a powwow on the matter; its tim to bury the hatchet and break out the peace pipe.
It is clear you have several reservations but please lay out your chief concerns.

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680

DerekJohnson

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680

This is the most exciting news

EsophagealFeces

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680
This is the most exciting news

Agreed. It's nice to see the coaches recognize the holes Jimmy left in the roster, and they're throwing the kitchen sick at fixing them.

theknowledge

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?
Treatise is too close to treaty. As a closeted married gay man I'm triggered by these insensitive near words of violence. I'm shaking and about to vomit.
You need to check your closeted gay cisgender white male privelege at the door while you think of the harm done to our noble savage @Swaye with your callous use of a harmful word like treaty.

Think of all the treaties your kind wrongly inflicted on his people!

Please. Do better.

Damn, you are really on the warpath.
Well before anyone gets scalped, let's circle the wagons. Perhaps whomever is low man on the totem pole could set up a powwow on the matter; its tim to bury the tomahawk and break out the peace pipe.
It is clear you have several reservations but please lay out your chief concerns.

DerekJohnson

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680
This is the most exciting news
Agreed. It's nice to see the coaches recognize the holes Jimmy left in the roster, and they're throwing the kitchen sick at fixing them.

Still need a B+ running back

NoWarningJustDawg

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680

Went to a couple of their gaymes this season and quipped that "I think #7 has defended more passes today than the UW secondary has this season"
He even seemed to play safety at times.
Seems like a great get; can't wait to hate him next year!
Cheers--

Swaye

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?

The kind I want to make sweet sweet love to.

Swaye

Are any of these kids good? Can someone who follows this shit make a thread on how all these kids hips look?

CuntWaffle

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605579958343999489

GRUNDLE is right, these are pretty cool

Sounds like he ALREADY started thinking about his family. He will probably declare for the NFL draft then soon.

Comments

biak1

TYFYS @GrundleStiltzkin

theknowledge

I’m worried about Bryant. He reminds me of Nick Bolton. Hopefully USC and UCLA aren’t attempting to B1G dick UW right now.

backthepack

Oregon money hissy fit.

backthepack

I heard Lyons might wait till February

whatever

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605602376315916289
Diesel? Wither the sustainability natty.

IN THIS ECONOMY!!!

BleachedAnusDawg

https://twitter.com/UW_Football/status/1605562409719996416?s=20&t=E1Bc1HuD6c4MuIzxdbML8g

What about Larry and Moe?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TYFYS @GrundleStiltzkin

BleachedAnusDawg

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g

He's already my favorite kid on the team.

whatshouldicareabout

TYFYS @GrundleStiltzkin

Mods? Can you modify this to say "please chin" to be more appropriate for HH?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

https://twitter.com/UW_Football/status/1605645338056200192

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605645793285001216

chuck

Lyons the only committed guy yet to sign?

dannarc

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605579958343999489

GRUNDLE is right, these are pretty cool

Sign Pops up! Can he play DB?

HHBruh

Imagine being pissed you tuned into a commitment presser and the kid blathers on and on keeping you on the edge of your seat

GrundleStiltzkin

TYFYS @GrundleStiltzkin

Mods? Can you modify this to say "please chin" to be more appropriate for HH?

@Fire_Marshall_Bill says TIA

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

https://twitter.com/UW_Football/status/1605660053066874881

1to392831weretaken

I had no idea signing day was today, and this whole thread makes me realize how little I follow recruiting anymore. I think I've heard of one of these guysm.

Doog_de_Jour

So did we? secure the off season natty, or what?

Doog_de_Jour

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g

theknowledge

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?

Treatise is too close to treaty. As a closeted married gay man I'm triggered by these insensitive near words of violence. I'm shaking and about to vomit.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?
Treatise is too close to treaty. As a closeted married gay man I'm triggered by these insensitive near words of violence. I'm shaking and about to vomit.

NoWarningJustDawg

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?
Treatise is too close to treaty. As a closeted married gay man I'm triggered by these insensitive near words of violence. I'm shaking and about to vomit.
You need to check your closeted gay cisgender white male privelege at the door while you think of the harm done to our noble savage @Swaye with your callous use of a harmful word like treaty.

Think of all the treaties your kind wrongly inflicted on his people!

Please. Do better.

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680

DerekJohnson

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680

This is the most exciting news

EsophagealFeces

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680
This is the most exciting news

Agreed. It's nice to see the coaches recognize the holes Jimmy left in the roster, and they're throwing the kitchen sick at fixing them.

theknowledge

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?
Treatise is too close to treaty. As a closeted married gay man I'm triggered by these insensitive near words of violence. I'm shaking and about to vomit.
You need to check your closeted gay cisgender white male privelege at the door while you think of the harm done to our noble savage @Swaye with your callous use of a harmful word like treaty.

Think of all the treaties your kind wrongly inflicted on his people!

Please. Do better.

Damn, you are really on the warpath.
Well before anyone gets scalped, let's circle the wagons. Perhaps whomever is low man on the totem pole could set up a powwow on the matter; its tim to bury the tomahawk and break out the peace pipe.
It is clear you have several reservations but please lay out your chief concerns.

DerekJohnson

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680
This is the most exciting news
Agreed. It's nice to see the coaches recognize the holes Jimmy left in the roster, and they're throwing the kitchen sick at fixing them.

Still need a B+ running back

NoWarningJustDawg

https://twitter.com/UWonSBN/status/1605965111063367680

Swaye

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605581431773794309?s=20&t=lAJydVWMUiRE9VITsfuo3g
In one of @Swaye’s earliest attempts to woo me he would invite me out for pancakes. He wrote a long treatise on you could tell a lot about a woman by what type they order.

So @Swaye, based off of the two plates of dollar flapjacks, what type of offensive lineman will Zachary Henning be?

The kind I want to make sweet sweet love to.

Swaye

Are any of these kids good? Can someone who follows this shit make a thread on how all these kids hips look?

CuntWaffle

https://twitter.com/KalenDeBoer/status/1605579958343999489

GRUNDLE is right, these are pretty cool

Sounds like he ALREADY started thinking about his family. He will probably declare for the NFL draft then soon.