Massive Doog Boner

LongDukDong · December 2022

After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

pawz · December 2022

Awkward. Even for this place.

Quietcowskee · December 2022

pawz said:
Awkward. Even for this place.

Disagree.

DerekJohnson · December 2022

LongDukDong said:
After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

gmo · December 2022

DerekJohnson said:

LongDukDong said:
After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

yeah that's exactly where it got weird... and gay. Even for this place.

Swaye · December 2022

Might need to pump the brakes on putting Boner in the same zip code as Don James for now.

GreenRiverGatorz · December 2022

Alright settle the fuck down. 11-2 with an Alamo win doesn't even top any of Pete's NY6/CFP losses. It also of course doesn't beat Rick's Rose Bowl. 10-3 with an Alamo loss will see the offseason natty vanish and head to Colorado.

Deboer looks good and I too have a sweatpants boner, but it's way too early to crown his ass.

EwaDawg · December 2022

DerekJohnson said:

LongDukDong said:
After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

You can? Now you tell us.

Doogles · December 2022

Someone start a Go Huskies chant at longduk's funeral.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · December 2022

DerekJohnson said:

LongDukDong said:
After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

WilburHooksHands · December 2022

deboer season 1 and 2:

dannarc · December 2022

I remember Sark beating USC and the we're back bullshit, Dawgfather2.0. I really like the trajectory and what Deboners done so far, but James name needs to be omitted until we win a natty and pop off

TheHB · December 2022

dannarc said:
I remember Sark beating USC and the we're back bullshit, Dawgfather2.0. I really like the trajectory and what Deboners done so far, but James name needs to be omitted until we win a natty and pop off

We all would have been calling for James to be fired at this point in his UW tenure if HH existed back then. Point: We're all a bunch of retards. Extra point: This is not news.

Motown · December 2022

LongDukDong said:
After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

I mean if his doog boner is 90 degrees while standing and pointing up, he might have more serious issues

TheHB · December 2022

Motown said:

LongDukDong said:
After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody
I mean if his doog boner is 90 degrees while standing and pointing up, he might have more serious issues

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DerekJohnson · December 2022

@priapism! True??

WoolleyDoog · December 2022

LongDukDong said:
After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

Said some of this on the podcast. This is very fun time and after a few years of a bad news train it feels like it's a good news train. One of the players said they don't think they close the way they do if they don't lose to UCLA and ASU. While, I don't love that, there's truth to those losses taking all the pressure off, lowering the bar, and then having things get really good down the stretch.

Next year is going to be different though much in the way 2017 was different and less fun than 2016 and not just because 16 team was better. the pressure is going to be on from game one, the schedule is going to be tougher, and they're going to get everyone's very best shot.

I think it's going to be fun though. WE have the best QB since Tui and a guy who has a legit chance to be the best ever at UW and a Heisman candidate. The coach has a legit offensive scheme that's impressive and fun after decades of coaches who came in with a lot of culture and shit supposedly but no XS and os. I feel like the defense has to get better and, outside of USC, I think most of the Pac-12 programs have the potential to be above average at best, with USC being the only good one not coming to Husky Stadium.

huskyhooligan · December 2022

LongDukDong said:
After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

Pics?

GreenRiverGatorz · December 2022

dannarc said:
I remember Sark beating USC and the we're back bullshit, Dawgfather2.0. I really like the trajectory and what Deboners done so far, but James name needs to be omitted until we win a natty and pop off

It's funny how fast people forget 2016, 12-2 conference champs. Hottest coaching hire ever who clearly built something and by year three had everything firing on all cylinders. Better talent was coming down the pipeline. Clemson of the west.

A complete implosion by Deboer would be unremarkable given the nosedive we all just lived through.

RaceBannon · December 2022

GreenRiverGatorz said:

dannarc said:
I remember Sark beating USC and the we're back bullshit, Dawgfather2.0. I really like the trajectory and what Deboners done so far, but James name needs to be omitted until we win a natty and pop off
It's funny how fast people forget 2016, 12-2 conference champs. Hottest coaching hire ever who clearly built something and by year three had everything firing on all cylinders. Better talent was coming down the pipeline. Clemson of the west.

A complete implosion by Deboer would be unremarkable given the nosedive we all just lived through.

Watching Rick hold the Rose Bowl trophy for the 3rd place in the nation DAWGS thinking of many many return trips for the Florida State of the west with our Joe Paterno of UW coach

Narrator

Within 8 years UW would be 0-12

PostGameOrangeSlices · December 2022

RaceBannon said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

dannarc said:
I remember Sark beating USC and the we're back bullshit, Dawgfather2.0. I really like the trajectory and what Deboners done so far, but James name needs to be omitted until we win a natty and pop off
It's funny how fast people forget 2016, 12-2 conference champs. Hottest coaching hire ever who clearly built something and by year three had everything firing on all cylinders. Better talent was coming down the pipeline. Clemson of the west.

A complete implosion by Deboer would be unremarkable given the nosedive we all just lived through.
Watching Rick hold the Rose Bowl trophy for the 3rd place in the nation DAWGS thinking of many many return trips for the Florida State of the west with our Joe Paterno of UW coach

Narrator

Within 8 years UW would be 0-12

Dying. Free shoes of the west

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