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bananasnblondes
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Here's the scoop on the Premium Cuntent:
All high ranking UW recruits that may have once favored UW are going elsewhere now.
Henry Roberts doesn't count because he was coming here no matter who the coach was
Gee, things sure were more fun when Sark was around
I will be collecting $10.95 from each person who reads this. Please bring the payment (dimes and nickels only) in a plastic Safeway bag and pass it through the small hole between stall #4 and stall #5 in the men's restroom at Neighbors on Capitol Hill. Knock 3 times first so I know it's you and not someone else.
All high ranking UW recruits that may have once favored UW are going elsewhere now.
Henry Roberts doesn't count because he was coming here no matter who the coach was
Gee, things sure were more fun when Sark was around
I will be collecting $10.95 from each person who reads this. Please bring the payment (dimes and nickels only) in a plastic Safeway bag and pass it through the small hole between stall #4 and stall #5 in the men's restroom at Neighbors on Capitol Hill. Knock 3 times first so I know it's you and not someone else.
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Jokes on you, bud. Those are illegal in Seattle now!bananasnblondes said:Here's the scoop on the Premium Cuntent:
All high ranking UW recruits that may have once favored UW are going elsewhere now.
Henry Roberts doesn't count because he was coming here no matter who the coach was
Gee, things sure were more fun when Sark was around
I will be collecting $10.95 from each person who reads this. Please bring the payment (dimes and nickels only) in a plastic Safeway bag and pass it through the small hole between stall #4 and stall #5 in the men's restroom at Neighbors on Capitol Hill. Knock 3 times first so I know it's you and not someone else. -
I am sure Splooge will take you up on your Glory Hole offer.
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Wouldn't be an overreaction Monday if Ektard wasn't posting a sky is falling recruiting article ...
Pretty sure that anybody losing interest in the UW after the last 2 weeks aren't OKGs that Petersen wants on his roster anyway -
FTFYIrishDawg22 said:I am sure Splooge will take you up on your discipline hole offer.
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Awesomed for the use of Tard.
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Knocking is just proper glory hole etiquette. Even noons should know
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Peterman is really blowing this mother fucker up now. We are going to get stuck with lousy two star church boys. No sizzle. Fuck.
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sizzle>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wins.Swaye said:Peterman is really blowing this mother fucker up now. We are going to get stuck with lousy two star church boys. No sizzle. Fuck.
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Hi Kim!sarktastic said:
sizzle>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wins.Swaye said:Peterman is really blowing this mother fucker up now. We are going to get stuck with lousy two star church boys. No sizzle. Fuck.
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we look crappy in the pre-season and we lose the interest of all recruits. We get plunger raped and give up 50 with an annual 3 game losing streak, and the recruits "don't really care about the score." Some of you need to learn the difference.
Ekland doesn't know shit about anything. Kids are not taking his call or twats. nigga please. -
Depends on what kind of church boys...Swaye said:Peterman is really blowing this mother fucker up now. We are going to get stuck with lousy two star church boys. No sizzle. Fuck.
Too soon?
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The fatwa is in. The streets will run red with the blood of the infidels.Swaye said:
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"And in the weather, a large cloud of radiation will continue to expand north of the Arabian Peninsula..." -
I just came.Swaye said: -
Wait, when sark was there and we were blowing away the pac12 north, we were ALWAYS still in it for the big guns. I still remember the regular posts I got deleted for ripping kim on Miles Jack. Everyone, on every site, said jack was in no way going to UW. Yet every single time a post came out everyone loved to link that it was 50/50 to drive hope and traffic. Odd, when jack went to ucla i asked kim if he was going to fess up or get new "contacts" b/c his were obviously dead fucking wrong. Of course the post got deleted. Gestapo
Why is it that when sark is around we're openly lying about recruits intentions, yet now that peterson has closed on big targets in the state early nobody is excited at dm.c? I can't remember how many threads there used to be about building a fence around WA. Somehow peterson walked in and got baker away from oregon(which sark would not have), he's already secured multiple in state players, starting with this crazy thing called the O-line which sark forgot existed. We're rebuilding credibility with local high schools and it wouldn't shock me at all if we land Eason at some point. The fence actually has a few people mending it, rather than the blow torch Sark had in his back pocket.
You know what big recruits want? Winning. Just like how oregon was nothing prior to getting a coach to build it and now the recruits come. UW is going to be in on its fair share of guys, but winning is what will always trump in recruiting. Why some still think kids born in the 90's give any shit about UW's "history" is beyond me.
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You have to remember that Sark played Kim Jong Vino and the LP Trio for recruiting propaganda as much as he could ... in Sark's world perception >>> reality.
There's no sizzle in landing the best OL in the state. It's easy to brush it to the side as saying that he'd have gone to the UW no matter what. That was also said about Budda Baker until he didn't ... and then he did.
Budda is also the poster child for how idiotic the LP Trio really are when it comes to recruiting. Budda played for Butch. Butch by all accounts is a stand-up respectable head coach that values the details. Sark's a play loose and hell with the details kind of guy. Bellevue routinely goes and plays top programs from around the country and slaughters them. But Sark was having a hard time sniffing any players from that program ... why?
It was no shock that Budda decided to go elsewhere when Sark was the coach. It was also not a shock when Budda opened up his recruitment again quickly after Petersen was named the head coach. Also not a shock when he decided to stay home.
Kim Jong Vino hates people like Petersen ... hates people that are successful through hard work and doing things the right way. KJV is all about doing things the easy way and has no clue what real hard work is all about. KJV has spent his professional life as a realtor and website operator that specializes in TBS. In other words, he's made his money off of the efforts of others (with real estate, by selling properties for other people and with TBS by the cult-like following college sports create and the desire for many to have a community to have conversations with similar people.
As a result, KJV cannot have professional experiences honed by leading organizations (and make no mistake, college football is a big business multi-million/billion dollar organization), developing others to reach levels that they otherwise have not attained, or been involved in any process that requires significant or radical change.
When you think about it in those terms, it's easy to see why KJV has the viewpoints that he has. It's also a good reason why he needs to sit down, observe, and shut the fuck up while the grownups take charge, clean house, and correct what's going on around them. -
You should really give up on this "Kim Jong Vino" thing you keep pushing. It's just awful.
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Part of kem's anger towards this staff is that CP has never been prone to giving up info on recruiting, program updates, rumors, etc. Part of the reason he was hesitant to leave Boise was that the constant microscope of a big program and his lack of transparency to those such as kem or big boosters could be problematic. I'm not entirely sure why it's his job to keep kem up to date so that kem can make money off the program.
If they want to make money of UW athletics then more power to the crew. However it shouldn't be dependent on coaches to leak info so you can then call it "insider". Then, when a coach comes in and tells you NO, CP is now the new pincushion for dm.c. -
Disagree. I giggle every time I see it.PatHadenFS said:You should really give up on this "Kim Jong Vino" thing you keep pushing. It's just awful.
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That's just the breeze from the hole in your sweatpants tickling your balls.
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If Sark was still here Roberts would be going to Stanford... But that's ok because I bet he would be slow and not athletic. Oh and also an idiot of course.
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Has horrible hips.CuntWaffle said:If Sark was still here Roberts would be going to Stanford... But that's ok because I bet he would be slow and not athletic. Oh and also an idiot of course.
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If we're bashing "cabs that taste like merlot" jokes RE: KJV, I am out.PatHadenFS said:You should really give up on this "Kim Jong Vino" thing you keep pushing. It's just awful.
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Anyone who used to argue a person is an "idiot" for going to stanford went straight to ignore. Getting a stanford degree, the connections of a stanford degree, along with being a perennial top 10 team would REALLY suck.CuntWaffle said:If Sark was still here Roberts would be going to Stanford... But that's ok because I bet he would be slow and not athletic. Oh and also an idiot of course.
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Spark got all the great recruits Peterman is now ruining, by competing for championships every year while winning at home in convincing fashion with a dynamic explosive offense.
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Who is this "SPARKS" guy? Sounds promising.sarktastic said:Spark got all the great recruits Peterman is now ruining, by competing for championships every year while winning at home in convincing fashion with a dynamic explosive offense.
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