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I'm loving Kalen's fat combined with the off-the-rack JCPenney's sartorial choices. Fat centered primarily in the gut but still relatively athletic and trim everywhere else, except the face. Clothes are just clueless hetero-guy who hates to wear blazers and suits.Quietcowskee said:Sark’s fat body and short hair accentuates his weird shaped head. HTH.
This is a plain-spoken, likely nominally protestant Christian, BBQ-eater, with no gay thoughts, who is firmly focused on football. -
Alright, I can’t keep quiet on this any longer…I don’t think DeBoer is fat, maybe slightly overweight, typical extra padding that most middle age dudes have. Cute “dad bod”. He’s a decent looking guy.Kingdome_Urinals said:
I'm loving Kalen's fat combined with the off-the-rack JCPenney's sartorial choices. Fat centered primarily in the gut but still relatively athletic and trim everywhere else, except the face. Clothes are just clueless hetero-guy who hates to wear blazers and suits.Quietcowskee said:Sark’s fat body and short hair accentuates his weird shaped head. HTH.
This is a plain-spoken, likely nominally protestant Christian, BBQ-eater, with no gay thoughts, who is firmly focused on football.
But yeah, he’s phoning it in with the suit. Still, it’s adorkable. -
Doog_de_Jour said:
Alright, I can’t keep quiet on this any longer…I don’t think DeBoer is fat, maybe slightly overweight, typical extra padding that most middle age dudes have. Cute “dad bod”. He’s a decent looking guy.Kingdome_Urinals said:
I'm loving Kalen's fat combined with the off-the-rack JCPenney's sartorial choices. Fat centered primarily in the gut but still relatively athletic and trim everywhere else, except the face. Clothes are just clueless hetero-guy who hates to wear blazers and suits.Quietcowskee said:Sark’s fat body and short hair accentuates his weird shaped head. HTH.
This is a plain-spoken, likely nominally protestant Christian, BBQ-eater, with no gay thoughts, who is firmly focused on football.
But yeah, he’s phoning it in with the suit. Still, it’s adorkable.
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Fuck any woman (or gay man) that talks that way!PurpleBaze said:Doog_de_Jour said:
Alright, I can’t keep quiet on this any longer…I don’t think DeBoer is fat, maybe slightly overweight, typical extra padding that most middle age dudes have. Cute “dad bod”. He’s a decent looking guy.Kingdome_Urinals said:
I'm loving Kalen's fat combined with the off-the-rack JCPenney's sartorial choices. Fat centered primarily in the gut but still relatively athletic and trim everywhere else, except the face. Clothes are just clueless hetero-guy who hates to wear blazers and suits.Quietcowskee said:Sark’s fat body and short hair accentuates his weird shaped head. HTH.
This is a plain-spoken, likely nominally protestant Christian, BBQ-eater, with no gay thoughts, who is firmly focused on football.
But yeah, he’s phoning it in with the suit. Still, it’s adorkable.
If you’re gonna insult a dude you always disparage his dick. Anything else is amateur hour. -
Spoken like a true gaybob.Doog_de_Jour said:
Fuck any woman (or gay man) that talks that way!PurpleBaze said:Doog_de_Jour said:
Alright, I can’t keep quiet on this any longer…I don’t think DeBoer is fat, maybe slightly overweight, typical extra padding that most middle age dudes have. Cute “dad bod”. He’s a decent looking guy.Kingdome_Urinals said:
I'm loving Kalen's fat combined with the off-the-rack JCPenney's sartorial choices. Fat centered primarily in the gut but still relatively athletic and trim everywhere else, except the face. Clothes are just clueless hetero-guy who hates to wear blazers and suits.Quietcowskee said:Sark’s fat body and short hair accentuates his weird shaped head. HTH.
This is a plain-spoken, likely nominally protestant Christian, BBQ-eater, with no gay thoughts, who is firmly focused on football.
But yeah, he’s phoning it in with the suit. Still, it’s adorkable.
If you’re gonna insult a dude you always disparage his dick. Anything else is amateur hour. -
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach -
😡PurpleBaze said:
Spoken like a true gaybob.Doog_de_Jour said:
Fuck any woman (or gay man) that talks that way!PurpleBaze said:Doog_de_Jour said:
Alright, I can’t keep quiet on this any longer…I don’t think DeBoer is fat, maybe slightly overweight, typical extra padding that most middle age dudes have. Cute “dad bod”. He’s a decent looking guy.Kingdome_Urinals said:
I'm loving Kalen's fat combined with the off-the-rack JCPenney's sartorial choices. Fat centered primarily in the gut but still relatively athletic and trim everywhere else, except the face. Clothes are just clueless hetero-guy who hates to wear blazers and suits.Quietcowskee said:Sark’s fat body and short hair accentuates his weird shaped head. HTH.
This is a plain-spoken, likely nominally protestant Christian, BBQ-eater, with no gay thoughts, who is firmly focused on football.
But yeah, he’s phoning it in with the suit. Still, it’s adorkable.
If you’re gonna insult a dude you always disparage his dick. Anything else is amateur hour. -
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach -
I feel sorry for your family *Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
*long forgotten dawgman comeback -
Damone is the worst, he hates life and thinks we are all Doogs when someone has something positive to say. Tear down to make himself feel good. He needs to take his tiny crystal dong and shove it up his Owen ass
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Me too!RaceBannon said:
I feel sorry for your family *Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
*long forgotten dawgman comeback -
Good to see this place is still trying to figure itself out. -
he's also about 40 lb's and 15 years past the point he should be attempting "slim fit" anything.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'" -
I’m the opposite of a NegaDawg. I’m a MegaDawg. You need to understand a little bit about excellence, standards, and abundance.Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
Sven is a fag.
You’re telling me to have a drink? Are your knew?
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I love life, the huskies, winning, excellence, and high standards. I don’t have time or patience for people who accept less and make excuses. I have plenty of positive to say. Saying something positive isn’t the definition of a doog.dannarc said:Damone is the worst, he hates life and thinks we are all Doogs when someone has something positive to say. Tear down to make himself feel good. He needs to take his tiny crystal dong and shove it up his Owen ass
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Are you knew here?Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach -
*knew46XiJCAB said:
Are you new here?Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
Fuck off Quook
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I love that I could go down the street and pick up an ounce of hybrid bud
America is great -
sum statesRaceBannon said:I love that I could go down the street and pick up an ounce of hybrid bud
America is great
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The thread was cracking jokes about the coaches’ waistlines and you made it sound like we were all the staff of DM during the peak Willingham-Sark years. I don’t need my coach to have washboard abs. Fuck, Andy Reid looks like Santa Claus and he’s won a Super Bowl.MikeDamone said:
I’m the opposite of a NegaDawg. I’m a MegaDawg. You need to understand a little bit about excellence, standards, and abundance.Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
Sven is a fag.
You’re telling me to have a drink? Are your knew?
But then again I’m on record for nitpicking uniforms to death with many here, so I’ll acknowledge my hypocrisy. Not exactly the “I don’t care if they’re wearing pink tutus” mentality.
And no, I’m not knew. 😘 -
You seemed knew.Doog_de_Jour said:
The thread was cracking jokes about the coaches’ waistlines and you made it sound like we were all the staff of DM during the peak Willingham-Sark years. I don’t need my coach to have washboard abs. Fuck, Andy Reid looks like Santa Claus and he’s won a Super Bowl.MikeDamone said:
I’m the opposite of a NegaDawg. I’m a MegaDawg. You need to understand a little bit about excellence, standards, and abundance.Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
Sven is a fag.
You’re telling me to have a drink? Are your knew?
But then again I’m on record for nitpicking uniforms to death with many here, so I’ll acknowledge my hypocrisy. Not exactly the “I don’t care if they’re wearing pink tutus” mentality.
And no, I’m not knew. 😘
Sounds like you can't handle good natured ribbing.
And many of you sound like DM staff.
Imagine caring what a coach looks like. At all. Paging @louholtzdawg -
Nope. Been here since 2015.MikeDamone said:
You seemed knew.Doog_de_Jour said:
The thread was cracking jokes about the coaches’ waistlines and you made it sound like we were all the staff of DM during the peak Willingham-Sark years. I don’t need my coach to have washboard abs. Fuck, Andy Reid looks like Santa Claus and he’s won a Super Bowl.MikeDamone said:
I’m the opposite of a NegaDawg. I’m a MegaDawg. You need to understand a little bit about excellence, standards, and abundance.Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
Sven is a fag.
You’re telling me to have a drink? Are your knew?
But then again I’m on record for nitpicking uniforms to death with many here, so I’ll acknowledge my hypocrisy. Not exactly the “I don’t care if they’re wearing pink tutus” mentality.
And no, I’m not knew. 😘
Sounds like you can't handle good natured ribbing.
And many of you sound like DM staff.
Imagine caring what a coach looks like. At all. Paging @louholtzdawg
And I love a good ribbing.
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This should make the incels here lose their shit.Doog_de_Jour said:
Nope. Been here since 2015.MikeDamone said:
You seemed knew.Doog_de_Jour said:
The thread was cracking jokes about the coaches’ waistlines and you made it sound like we were all the staff of DM during the peak Willingham-Sark years. I don’t need my coach to have washboard abs. Fuck, Andy Reid looks like Santa Claus and he’s won a Super Bowl.MikeDamone said:
I’m the opposite of a NegaDawg. I’m a MegaDawg. You need to understand a little bit about excellence, standards, and abundance.Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
Sven is a fag.
You’re telling me to have a drink? Are your knew?
But then again I’m on record for nitpicking uniforms to death with many here, so I’ll acknowledge my hypocrisy. Not exactly the “I don’t care if they’re wearing pink tutus” mentality.
And no, I’m not knew. 😘
Sounds like you can't handle good natured ribbing.
And many of you sound like DM staff.
Imagine caring what a coach looks like. At all. Paging @louholtzdawg
And I love a good ribbing.
If your not knew I’d think you’d be more dialed in. Did you PM @IrishDawg22 ? -
EVERYONE.gifMikeDamone said:
This should make the incels here lose their shit.Doog_de_Jour said:
Nope. Been here since 2015.MikeDamone said:
You seemed knew.Doog_de_Jour said:
The thread was cracking jokes about the coaches’ waistlines and you made it sound like we were all the staff of DM during the peak Willingham-Sark years. I don’t need my coach to have washboard abs. Fuck, Andy Reid looks like Santa Claus and he’s won a Super Bowl.MikeDamone said:
I’m the opposite of a NegaDawg. I’m a MegaDawg. You need to understand a little bit about excellence, standards, and abundance.Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
Sven is a fag.
You’re telling me to have a drink? Are your knew?
But then again I’m on record for nitpicking uniforms to death with many here, so I’ll acknowledge my hypocrisy. Not exactly the “I don’t care if they’re wearing pink tutus” mentality.
And no, I’m not knew. 😘
Sounds like you can't handle good natured ribbing.
And many of you sound like DM staff.
Imagine caring what a coach looks like. At all. Paging @louholtzdawg
And I love a good ribbing. -
More of a bcc kinda gal?Doog_de_Jour said:
Nope. Been here since 2015.MikeDamone said:
You seemed knew.Doog_de_Jour said:
The thread was cracking jokes about the coaches’ waistlines and you made it sound like we were all the staff of DM during the peak Willingham-Sark years. I don’t need my coach to have washboard abs. Fuck, Andy Reid looks like Santa Claus and he’s won a Super Bowl.MikeDamone said:
I’m the opposite of a NegaDawg. I’m a MegaDawg. You need to understand a little bit about excellence, standards, and abundance.Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
Sven is a fag.
You’re telling me to have a drink? Are your knew?
But then again I’m on record for nitpicking uniforms to death with many here, so I’ll acknowledge my hypocrisy. Not exactly the “I don’t care if they’re wearing pink tutus” mentality.
And no, I’m not knew. 😘
Sounds like you can't handle good natured ribbing.
And many of you sound like DM staff.
Imagine caring what a coach looks like. At all. Paging @louholtzdawg
And I love a good ribbing.
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See?GrundleStiltzkin said:
More of a bcc kinda gal?Doog_de_Jour said:
Nope. Been here since 2015.MikeDamone said:
You seemed knew.Doog_de_Jour said:
The thread was cracking jokes about the coaches’ waistlines and you made it sound like we were all the staff of DM during the peak Willingham-Sark years. I don’t need my coach to have washboard abs. Fuck, Andy Reid looks like Santa Claus and he’s won a Super Bowl.MikeDamone said:
I’m the opposite of a NegaDawg. I’m a MegaDawg. You need to understand a little bit about excellence, standards, and abundance.Doog_de_Jour said:
And Negadawgs like you can spin anything to being negative. You’ve certainly taken on Sven’s mantle of being the bored’s curmudgeon. I like you Damone, but pull the stick out of your ass and have a drink. It’s the holidays.MikeDamone said:
You doogs can spin anything into an off season Natty.theknowledge said:
Sark got to Texas in shape, feeling good. He has gained weight stress eating. Not a good look. UWs fat coach has been big for years. That’s how he’s built and he loves it. No yo yo dieting there.MikeDamone said:
That's good for Texas according to Doogs. Fat coaches mean they are better.rodmansrage said:
Kinda looks like sark quit hittin the tequila and started hittin the bbq.Baseman said:
"Bubble screens?"
"Quite honestly just told Jake, 'Rip it, Bruh.'"
Our fat coach>their fat coach
Sven is a fag.
You’re telling me to have a drink? Are your knew?
But then again I’m on record for nitpicking uniforms to death with many here, so I’ll acknowledge my hypocrisy. Not exactly the “I don’t care if they’re wearing pink tutus” mentality.
And no, I’m not knew. 😘
Sounds like you can't handle good natured ribbing.
And many of you sound like DM staff.
Imagine caring what a coach looks like. At all. Paging @louholtzdawg
And I love a good ribbing. -
Christ.
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When I bumped this thread, I didn't expect this level of interest and participation.backthepack said:Christ.
Just a random thread I found while searching for something else.
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Baze brings the thread views
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@MikeSeaver would be jealous.backthepack said:Baze brings the thread views