World's Saddest Tailgate
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Going to the game Saturday I saw a personalize license “DUXHAWK”. Seahawk license plate frame. Oregon bumper stickers.WoolleyDoog said:
For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.YellowSnow said:Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.
I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.
Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down. -
I don’t know how ppl watch pro sports, major corporations - redacted - while convincing men that the masculine thing to do is watch other men compete in a silly game.MikeDamone said:
Going to the game Saturday I saw a personalize license “DUXHAWK”. Seahawk license plate frame. Oregon bumper stickers.WoolleyDoog said:
For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.YellowSnow said:Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.
I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.
Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
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And wear shirts with other guys names on them. While wearing cargo shorts and crocs.YellowSnow said:
I don’t know how ppl watch pro sports, major corporations - redacted - while convincing men that the masculine thing to do is watch other men compete in a silly game.MikeDamone said:
Going to the game Saturday I saw a personalize license “DUXHAWK”. Seahawk license plate frame. Oregon bumper stickers.WoolleyDoog said:
For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.YellowSnow said:Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.
I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.
Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
Bread & circuses designed to dilute our awareness. -
I tend to agree. On this side of the Cascades in Oregon it's hick AF (even in large chunks of Bend).WoolleyDoog said:
For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.YellowSnow said:Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.
I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.
Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down. -
DerekJohnson said:
The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.MikeDamone said:The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.
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Is that why you never go on the other side of the Deshuttes?YellowSnow said:
I tend to agree. On this side of the Cascades in Oregon it's hick AF (even in large chunks of Bend).WoolleyDoog said:
For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.YellowSnow said:Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.
I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.
Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down. -
I have to cross the Deschutes all the time to run errands, take the kids to the grandparents, drink beer, etc. I just prefer the amenities and housing on the West bank.MikeDamone said:
Is that why you never go on the other side of the Deshuttes?YellowSnow said:
I tend to agree. On this side of the Cascades in Oregon it's hick AF (even in large chunks of Bend).WoolleyDoog said:
For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.YellowSnow said:Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.
I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.
Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down. -
Probably socks with Crocs, too.MikeDamone said:
And wear shirts with other guys names on them. While wearing cargo shorts and crocs.YellowSnow said:
I don’t know how ppl watch pro sports, major corporations - redacted - while convincing men that the masculine thing to do is watch other men compete in a silly game.MikeDamone said:
Going to the game Saturday I saw a personalize license “DUXHAWK”. Seahawk license plate frame. Oregon bumper stickers.WoolleyDoog said:
For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.YellowSnow said:Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.
I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.
Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
Bread & circuses designed to dilute our awareness. -
Something something 25 years in law enforcement and some things never being something something
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I met this guy in the pavilion thing where they have their version of the dreaded Zone. Nice guy. I told him Bundy was a Ute as well. He sounded excited. Then my wife and I told him the story about her and WoolleyDoogs uncle convincing a friend of his that she would love Ellensburg and Central Washington only to be murdered by Bundy within a year. He’s always had some guilt about the recommendation. The guys heart sank a little but not enough to remove the shirt I guess. True story. I know, a little dark. There’s a little more but that’s the readers digest version of it. Shit like this and Cougar fans cheering when Locker looked like he broke his neck is why I’ll never root for those two teams.RTD said:DerekJohnson said:
The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.MikeDamone said:The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.
Shirt / Wig combo all time classic bad look.
