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WoolleyDoog
WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,109 Founders Club
This has to be a Husky fan doing an Andy Kaufman-level long bit making fun of Duck fans, right? What kind of grown men eat hot dogs with just ketchup on them?

https://mobile.twitter.com/DuckZone503/status/1592358104620240896?cxt=HHwWgMDU0c3QmJksAAAA
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    Scarftards gonna scarftard
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,678 Swaye's Wigwam
    From a frying pan.

    I think it was catsup.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,072
    chuck said:

    From a frying pan.

    I think it was catsup.

    Ketchup
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,404 Founders Club

    The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

    The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,404 Founders Club

    The dubs down thing is stupid enough but how clever this guy seems to think it is makes it 10 times worse. The only thing maybe worse than it is Husk The Fuskies, which I think even Cougs realized was lame.

    Forget about hand signals and just win.

    But some of the stupid stuff I've seen on Hardcore Husky this week from UW posters shows we're no better
  • WoolleyDoog
    WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,109 Founders Club

    The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

    The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.
    Bundy was a Husky is 100x more clever and comical than dubs down of Huck The Fuskies. I'm pretty sure the Cougs invented it though.

    Let's be honest, if Ted could play ball and was out of prison, Washington would have given him a scholly before the mid-2000s and Oregon still.
  • WoolleyDoog
    WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,109 Founders Club

    The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

    The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.
    Ted bundy was also a Ute. People forget that.
    This is so true.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    The dubs down thing is stupid enough but how clever this guy seems to think it is makes it 10 times worse. The only thing maybe worse than it is Husk The Fuskies, which I think even Cougs realized was lame.

    Forget about hand signals and just win.

    But some of the stupid stuff I've seen on Hardcore Husky this week from UW posters shows we're no better
    Examples?
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

    The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.
    Bundy was a Husky is 100x more clever and comical than dubs down of Huck The Fuskies. I'm pretty sure the Cougs invented it though.

    Let's be honest, if Ted could play ball and was out of prison, Washington would have given him a scholly before the mid-2000s and Oregon still.
    I was first exposed to Huck the Fuskies at the 1982 Apple Cup. I was given a free painters type hat with it on it. I actually thought it was funny and displayed it in my room for a while. Anywhoooo…
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    The dubs down thing is cringe level stupid. It doesn’t move the needle. When I went to pee I saw a shirt “Ted buddy was a Husky”. It was getting big belly laughs in the bathroom. Seems like it was the first time most had heard that one.

    The last time I was in Autzen was 2004, and I was seated at the 40-yard line surrounded by Ducks as far as the eye could see. Some slob walked up the aisle wearing the "Bundy was a Husky" shirt and several people were laughing out loud, they thought it was so clever.
    Bundy was a Husky is 100x more clever and comical than dubs down of Huck The Fuskies. I'm pretty sure the Cougs invented it though.

    Let's be honest, if Ted could play ball and was out of prison, Washington would have given him a scholly before the mid-2000s and Oregon still.
    Wouldn’t have been the only player who did time to play for UW.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    chuck said:

    From a frying pan.

    I think it was catsup.

    @UW_Doog_Bot cooks hots dogs in a frying pan!
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,090 Founders Club

    chuck said:

    From a frying pan.

    I think it was catsup.

    @UW_Doog_Bot cooks hots dogs in a frying pan!
    A griddle top, and they have bacon, which the griddle becomes a fryer when you have accumulated enough bacon grease.

    If we are bashing deep frying things in bacon grease then I am out!
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    From Gresham. Enough said on that.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

    I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

    I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.

    For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.

    Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
    Going to the game Saturday I saw a personalize license “DUXHAWK”. Seahawk license plate frame. Oregon bumper stickers.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    edited November 2022

    Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

    I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.

    For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.

    Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
    Going to the game Saturday I saw a personalize license “DUXHAWK”. Seahawk license plate frame. Oregon bumper stickers.
    I don’t know how ppl watch pro sports, major corporations - redacted - while convincing men that the masculine thing to do is watch other men compete in a silly game.

    Bread & circuses designed to dilute our awareness.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

    I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.

    For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.

    Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
    Going to the game Saturday I saw a personalize license “DUXHAWK”. Seahawk license plate frame. Oregon bumper stickers.
    I don’t know how ppl watch pro sports, major corporations - redacted - while convincing men that the masculine thing to do is watch other men compete in a silly game.

    Bread & circuses designed to dilute our awareness.
    And wear shirts with other guys names on them. While wearing cargo shorts and crocs.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

    I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.

    For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.

    Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
    I tend to agree. On this side of the Cascades in Oregon it's hick AF (even in large chunks of Bend).
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

    I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.

    For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.

    Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
    I tend to agree. On this side of the Cascades in Oregon it's hick AF (even in large chunks of Bend).
    Is that why you never go on the other side of the Deshuttes?
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

    I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.

    For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.

    Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
    I tend to agree. On this side of the Cascades in Oregon it's hick AF (even in large chunks of Bend).
    Is that why you never go on the other side of the Deshuttes?
    I have to cross the Deschutes all the time to run errands, take the kids to the grandparents, drink beer, etc. I just prefer the amenities and housing on the West bank.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

    Having lived down in Ducktard land now for a few years, I'm astounded by the number of passionate Jack Quook fans.

    I know we? have more than our fair share of Jack Doogs including folks in this space. But the percentage seems to be much higher in Oregon.

    For better or worse, Oregon is the South of the West Coast, and southern Oregon is specifically the Alabama/Mississippi. Is that why they've been good at college football, maybe? I'm always shocked when I go there how most places in Oregon are more bizarro fucktarded than rural western Washington and rural Northern California, even in places that have smaller populations than where I am in Oregon.

    Also, for better or worse, they have no NFL team there so a lot of people who would be 12s if they had the Portland Meth Addicts in the NFL instead become Duck fans. As much as it would suck to have more 12 type Husky fans, it would help fill the stadium and get it loud on third down.
    Going to the game Saturday I saw a personalize license “DUXHAWK”. Seahawk license plate frame. Oregon bumper stickers.
    I don’t know how ppl watch pro sports, major corporations - redacted - while convincing men that the masculine thing to do is watch other men compete in a silly game.

    Bread & circuses designed to dilute our awareness.
    And wear shirts with other guys names on them. While wearing cargo shorts and crocs.
    Probably socks with Crocs, too.