AoG Calls An Escort Service
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That reminds me, I was coming out of the Burger King on Aurora one particular day, and some guy in a pickup was leaving with a prostitute. On the back of his rear windows, the unmistakable decal of a huge purple:
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True story. I've got nothing against prostitution, I just don't want to put on 10 rubbers at once to avoid getting herpes, aids, a yeast infection, syphilis gonorreah, warts, chlamydia, non-gonnnocacal urethritis, hepatitis A, B, C, D, E, and such. -
How can you enter the friend zone with a whore?
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ApostleofGrief said:
That reminds me, I was coming out of the
Burger King7-11 on Aurora one particular day, and some guy in a pickup was leaving with a prostitute. On the back of his rear windows, the unmistakable decal of a huge purple:
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True story. I've got nothing against prostitution, I just don't want to put on 10 rubbers at once to avoid getting herpes, aids, a yeast infection, syphilis gonorreah, warts, chlamydia, non-gonnnocacal urethritis, hepatitis A, B, C, D, E, and such. -
what happened to that guy who used to do the condom reviews on youralooser.com? Forget his name....?
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I am all for bashing aids, but if we are going to bash chlamydia then I am out.
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Green text is always the best
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I'm with AoG (for once). It's risky enough to bang sluts who fuck 3-12 other guys a yr. I'll pass on some whore who fucks hundreds.
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Huh?ApostleofGrief said:what happened to that guy who used to do the condom reviews on youralooser.com? Forget his name....?
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I think his name was Rip--- something. He's post these wild accounts of meeting slutty women, say at the Puyallup Fair, and then provide these condom reviews along with the story. Usually his stories, accounted in detail, would have the rubber breaking and then he kicks the slut out the door. Yooralooser.com was better than this, since there was hardly any serious football talk.
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What are you worried about? Mike Damone says it's safe.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I'm with AoG (for once). It's risky enough to bang sluts who fuck 3-12 other guys a yr. I'll pass on some whore who fucks hundreds.
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LOLoregonblitzkrieg said:
What are you worried about? Mike Damone says it's safe.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I'm with AoG (for once). It's risky enough to bang sluts who fuck 3-12 other guys a yr. I'll pass on some whore who fucks hundreds.
I agree that in Nevada it's probably safer overall (if there are official statistics for it). That doesn't mean it should be legal.
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Fuck you're an awful person.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
LOLoregonblitzkrieg said:
What are you worried about? Mike Damone says it's safe.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I'm with AoG (for once). It's risky enough to bang sluts who fuck 3-12 other guys a yr. I'll pass on some whore who fucks hundreds.
I agree that in Nevada it's probably safer overall (if there are official statistics for it). That doesn't mean it should be legal. -
Bitches gotta earn.
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It was Ripty, I think. He'd write these long fabricated tales of picking some chick up. They were wild fabrications but you were left wondering if there was some truth in it.
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Does this count as an AoG self-whoosh yet?
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Who?ApostleofGrief said:It was Ripty, I think. He'd write these long fabricated tales of picking some chick up. They were wild fabrications but you were left wondering if there was some truth in it.
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Ripty? I HATE that bastard!ApostleofGrief said:It was Ripty, I think.
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Never heard of himCheersWestDawg said:
Ripty? I HATE that bastard!ApostleofGrief said:It was Ripty, I think.
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Fuck. That. Guy.
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sureallpurpleallgold said:
Fuck you're an awful person.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
LOLoregonblitzkrieg said:
What are you worried about? Mike Damone says it's safe.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I'm with AoG (for once). It's risky enough to bang sluts who fuck 3-12 other guys a yr. I'll pass on some whore who fucks hundreds.
I agree that in Nevada it's probably safer overall (if there are official statistics for it). That doesn't mean it should be legal. -
And before me dig out a bitch I have ta' find a contraceptivePurpleReign said:Bitches gotta earn.
You never know she could be earnin' her man, and learnin' her man - and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it -
That's realier than Real Deal Holyfield
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And now you hookas and hos know how i feel
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Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
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That some shit that makes you feel old, realizing The Chronic was released damn near 22 years ago.
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The only difference between hookers and wives is hookers are cash-only and wives are playing the futures market.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
LOLoregonblitzkrieg said:
What are you worried about? Mike Damone says it's safe.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I'm with AoG (for once). It's risky enough to bang sluts who fuck 3-12 other guys a yr. I'll pass on some whore who fucks hundreds.
I agree that in Nevada it's probably safer overall (if there are official statistics for it). That doesn't mean it should be legal.
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And hookers leave.PurpleThrobber said:
The only difference between hookers and wives is hookers are cash-only and wives are playing the futures market.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
LOLoregonblitzkrieg said:
What are you worried about? Mike Damone says it's safe.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I'm with AoG (for once). It's risky enough to bang sluts who fuck 3-12 other guys a yr. I'll pass on some whore who fucks hundreds.
I agree that in Nevada it's probably safer overall (if there are official statistics for it). That doesn't mean it should be legal. -
Not when you're in the fren zone.allpurpleallgold said:
And hookers leave.PurpleThrobber said:
The only difference between hookers and wives is hookers are cash-only and wives are playing the futures market.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
LOLoregonblitzkrieg said:
What are you worried about? Mike Damone says it's safe.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I'm with AoG (for once). It's risky enough to bang sluts who fuck 3-12 other guys a yr. I'll pass on some whore who fucks hundreds.
I agree that in Nevada it's probably safer overall (if there are official statistics for it). That doesn't mean it should be legal.
Hi AOG!
