DM to Mike Seaver

Swaye said:

I’ve done the math and it would be impossible for me to embarrass myself on a website where people pay real money to read stories about someone talking to girls in bars and look at pictures of tits.

Thanks for coming by.

DerekJohnson said:

creepycoug said:

Swaye said:

When I saw @Baseman ’s Winslow picture, which was perfect, I actually laffed. The Mrs. said, “are you on that football site again?”

Yes I am dear. Yes I am.

The Mrs. said, "Don't you think after 9 years and 20,366 posts, you should send that site at least $10?"

"Yes you're right dear. I will do so."

Then I’d like everybody else Stalin. I’m special. You know that.

[downvotes incoming]

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

pay up big shot

Shut up. Nobody likes you.

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

creepycoug said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

pay up big shot

Shut up. Nobody likes you.

Flailing

Again

You just don’t have it.

Arguably as bad as Mike Seaver, except you seem to know how to control yourself, so you have that much going for you.