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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,293
    edited September 2022

    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.

    Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.
    It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tampon
    Bro, youโ€™re made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.

    On your bike toots.
    Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?
    Change the record you boring tart.

    Or maybe quit again.
    So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladies
    Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.

    I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.
    You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโ€™ll feel better?
    Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.
    Whoโ€™s upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโ€™s 40. Okay.
    Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?
    I didnโ€™t. But I also thought theyโ€™d lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.

    Beating Ohio State didnโ€™t matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโ€™t matter.

    Except to you.
    Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.

    This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.

    Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.

    Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
    You just care more than me I guess.
    Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.
    MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.

    I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.

    I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
    Youโ€™re infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.

    I retract my immediately preceding post.

    Badly rattled.

    Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
    Iโ€™m sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโ€™t actually that hard. Iโ€™m just being nice so you stop.
    You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโ€™t quit you even though he thinks youโ€™re following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โ€˜I hurt your feelings.โ€™ Lolz.

    Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.

    Rattled. Badly. Still.
    Youโ€™re very boring and see your own ass frequently.

    Everyone knows this.
    And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโ€™t have the history we have.

    My worry for you is that you donโ€™t realize that you donโ€™t come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.

    And take a few beats here. Youโ€™re still clearly rattled.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    edited September 2022

    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.

    Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.
    It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tampon
    Bro, youโ€™re made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.

    On your bike toots.
    Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?
    Change the record you boring tart.

    Or maybe quit again.
    So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladies
    Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.

    I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.
    You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโ€™ll feel better?
    Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.
    Whoโ€™s upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโ€™s 40. Okay.
    Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?
    I didnโ€™t. But I also thought theyโ€™d lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.

    Beating Ohio State didnโ€™t matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโ€™t matter.

    Except to you.
    Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.

    This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.

    Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.

    Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
    You just care more than me I guess.
    Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.
    MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.

    I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.

    I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
    Youโ€™re infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.

    I retract my immediately preceding post.

    Badly rattled.

    Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
    Iโ€™m sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโ€™t actually that hard. Iโ€™m just being nice so you stop.
    You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโ€™t quit you even though he thinks youโ€™re following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โ€˜I hurt your feelings.โ€™ Lolz.

    Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.

    Rattled. Badly. Still.
    Youโ€™re very boring and see your own ass frequently.

    Everyone knows this.
    And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโ€™t have the history we have.

    My worry for you is that you donโ€™t realize that you donโ€™t come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.

    And take a few beats here. Youโ€™re still clearly rattled.
    Iโ€™m sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.

    Some of your โ€œMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ€ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.

  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,293

    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.

    Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.
    It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tampon
    Bro, youโ€™re made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.

    On your bike toots.
    Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?
    Change the record you boring tart.

    Or maybe quit again.
    So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladies
    Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.

    I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.
    You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโ€™ll feel better?
    Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.
    Whoโ€™s upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโ€™s 40. Okay.
    Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?
    I didnโ€™t. But I also thought theyโ€™d lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.

    Beating Ohio State didnโ€™t matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโ€™t matter.

    Except to you.
    Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.

    This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.

    Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.

    Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
    You just care more than me I guess.
    Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.
    MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.

    I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.

    I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
    Youโ€™re infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.

    I retract my immediately preceding post.

    Badly rattled.

    Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
    Iโ€™m sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโ€™t actually that hard. Iโ€™m just being nice so you stop.
    You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโ€™t quit you even though he thinks youโ€™re following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โ€˜I hurt your feelings.โ€™ Lolz.

    Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.

    Rattled. Badly. Still.
    Youโ€™re very boring and see your own ass frequently.

    Everyone knows this.
    And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโ€™t have the history we have.

    My worry for you is that you donโ€™t realize that you donโ€™t come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.

    And take a few beats here. Youโ€™re still clearly rattled.
    Iโ€™m sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.

    Some of your โ€œMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ€ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.

    Still worried about you.

    If by midnight PT youโ€™re still this rattled, call for help.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.

    Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.
    It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tampon
    Bro, youโ€™re made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.

    On your bike toots.
    Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?
    Change the record you boring tart.

    Or maybe quit again.
    So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladies
    Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.

    I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.
    You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโ€™ll feel better?
    Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.
    Whoโ€™s upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโ€™s 40. Okay.
    Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?
    I didnโ€™t. But I also thought theyโ€™d lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.

    Beating Ohio State didnโ€™t matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโ€™t matter.

    Except to you.
    Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.

    This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.

    Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.

    Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
    You just care more than me I guess.
    Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.
    MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.

    I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.

    I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
    Youโ€™re infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.

    I retract my immediately preceding post.

    Badly rattled.

    Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
    Iโ€™m sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโ€™t actually that hard. Iโ€™m just being nice so you stop.
    You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโ€™t quit you even though he thinks youโ€™re following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โ€˜I hurt your feelings.โ€™ Lolz.

    Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.

    Rattled. Badly. Still.
    Youโ€™re very boring and see your own ass frequently.

    Everyone knows this.
    And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโ€™t have the history we have.

    My worry for you is that you donโ€™t realize that you donโ€™t come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.

    And take a few beats here. Youโ€™re still clearly rattled.
    Iโ€™m sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.

    Some of your โ€œMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ€ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.

    Still worried about you.

    If by midnight PT youโ€™re still this rattled, call for help.
    Youโ€™re upset with yourself. I get it. Youโ€™re in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโ€™s your choice.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,293

    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.

    Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.
    It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tampon
    Bro, youโ€™re made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.

    On your bike toots.
    Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?
    Change the record you boring tart.

    Or maybe quit again.
    So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladies
    Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.

    I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.
    You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโ€™ll feel better?
    Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.
    Whoโ€™s upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโ€™s 40. Okay.
    Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?
    I didnโ€™t. But I also thought theyโ€™d lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.

    Beating Ohio State didnโ€™t matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโ€™t matter.

    Except to you.
    Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.

    This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.

    Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.

    Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
    You just care more than me I guess.
    Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.
    MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.

    I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.

    I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
    Youโ€™re infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.

    I retract my immediately preceding post.

    Badly rattled.

    Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
    Iโ€™m sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโ€™t actually that hard. Iโ€™m just being nice so you stop.
    You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโ€™t quit you even though he thinks youโ€™re following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โ€˜I hurt your feelings.โ€™ Lolz.

    Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.

    Rattled. Badly. Still.
    Youโ€™re very boring and see your own ass frequently.

    Everyone knows this.
    And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโ€™t have the history we have.

    My worry for you is that you donโ€™t realize that you donโ€™t come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.

    And take a few beats here. Youโ€™re still clearly rattled.
    Iโ€™m sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.

    Some of your โ€œMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ€ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.

    Still worried about you.

    If by midnight PT youโ€™re still this rattled, call for help.
    Youโ€™re upset with yourself. I get it. Youโ€™re in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโ€™s your choice.
    Mikeseaver meltdown mode in full throttle. This is bad Mike. Really bad.

    But Iโ€™m sure you donโ€™t care.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.

    Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.
    It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tampon
    Bro, youโ€™re made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.

    On your bike toots.
    Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?
    Change the record you boring tart.

    Or maybe quit again.
    So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladies
    Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.

    I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.
    You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโ€™ll feel better?
    Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.
    Whoโ€™s upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโ€™s 40. Okay.
    Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?
    I didnโ€™t. But I also thought theyโ€™d lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.

    Beating Ohio State didnโ€™t matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโ€™t matter.

    Except to you.
    Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.

    This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.

    Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.

    Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
    You just care more than me I guess.
    Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.
    MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.

    I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.

    I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
    Youโ€™re infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.

    I retract my immediately preceding post.

    Badly rattled.

    Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
    Iโ€™m sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโ€™t actually that hard. Iโ€™m just being nice so you stop.
    You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโ€™t quit you even though he thinks youโ€™re following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โ€˜I hurt your feelings.โ€™ Lolz.

    Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.

    Rattled. Badly. Still.
    Youโ€™re very boring and see your own ass frequently.

    Everyone knows this.
    And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโ€™t have the history we have.

    My worry for you is that you donโ€™t realize that you donโ€™t come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.

    And take a few beats here. Youโ€™re still clearly rattled.
    Iโ€™m sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.

    Some of your โ€œMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ€ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.

    Still worried about you.

    If by midnight PT youโ€™re still this rattled, call for help.
    Youโ€™re upset with yourself. I get it. Youโ€™re in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโ€™s your choice.
    Mikeseaver meltdown mode in full throttle. This is bad Mike. Really bad.

    But Iโ€™m sure you donโ€™t care.
    Youโ€™re not a husky or a Duck. What are you even doing here beside felating a TUFF ACC coach who canโ€™t beat Utah?
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,293

    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.

    Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.
    It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tampon
    Bro, youโ€™re made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.

    On your bike toots.
    Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?
    Change the record you boring tart.

    Or maybe quit again.
    So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladies
    Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.

    I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.
    You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโ€™ll feel better?
    Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.
    Whoโ€™s upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโ€™s 40. Okay.
    Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?
    I didnโ€™t. But I also thought theyโ€™d lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.

    Beating Ohio State didnโ€™t matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโ€™t matter.

    Except to you.
    Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.

    This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.

    Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.

    Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
    You just care more than me I guess.
    Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.
    MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.

    I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.

    I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
    Youโ€™re infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.

    I retract my immediately preceding post.

    Badly rattled.

    Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
    Iโ€™m sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโ€™t actually that hard. Iโ€™m just being nice so you stop.
    You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโ€™t quit you even though he thinks youโ€™re following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โ€˜I hurt your feelings.โ€™ Lolz.

    Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.

    Rattled. Badly. Still.
    Youโ€™re very boring and see your own ass frequently.

    Everyone knows this.
    And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโ€™t have the history we have.

    My worry for you is that you donโ€™t realize that you donโ€™t come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.

    And take a few beats here. Youโ€™re still clearly rattled.
    Iโ€™m sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.

    Some of your โ€œMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ€ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.

    Still worried about you.

    If by midnight PT youโ€™re still this rattled, call for help.
    Youโ€™re upset with yourself. I get it. Youโ€™re in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโ€™s your choice.
    Mikeseaver meltdown mode in full throttle. This is bad Mike. Really bad.

    But Iโ€™m sure you donโ€™t care.
    Youโ€™re not a husky or a Duck. What are you even doing here beside felating a TUFF ACC coach who canโ€™t beat Utah?
    Meltdown cycle complete. โ€œWhy are you even here?โ€ is the bottom in case youโ€™re wondering.

    ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.

    Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.
    It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tampon
    Bro, youโ€™re made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.

    On your bike toots.
    Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?
    Change the record you boring tart.

    Or maybe quit again.
    So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladies
    Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.

    I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.
    You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโ€™ll feel better?
    Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.
    Whoโ€™s upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโ€™s 40. Okay.
    Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?
    I didnโ€™t. But I also thought theyโ€™d lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.

    Beating Ohio State didnโ€™t matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโ€™t matter.

    Except to you.
    Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.

    This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.

    Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.

    Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
    You just care more than me I guess.
    Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.
    MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.

    I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.

    I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
    Youโ€™re infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.

    I retract my immediately preceding post.

    Badly rattled.

    Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
    Iโ€™m sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโ€™t actually that hard. Iโ€™m just being nice so you stop.
    You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโ€™t quit you even though he thinks youโ€™re following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โ€˜I hurt your feelings.โ€™ Lolz.

    Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.

    Rattled. Badly. Still.
    Youโ€™re very boring and see your own ass frequently.

    Everyone knows this.
    And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโ€™t have the history we have.

    My worry for you is that you donโ€™t realize that you donโ€™t come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.

    And take a few beats here. Youโ€™re still clearly rattled.
    Iโ€™m sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.

    Some of your โ€œMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ€ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.

    Still worried about you.

    If by midnight PT youโ€™re still this rattled, call for help.
    Youโ€™re upset with yourself. I get it. Youโ€™re in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโ€™s your choice.
    Mikeseaver meltdown mode in full throttle. This is bad Mike. Really bad.

    But Iโ€™m sure you donโ€™t care.
    Youโ€™re not a husky or a Duck. What are you even doing here beside felating a TUFF ACC coach who canโ€™t beat Utah?
    Meltdown cycle complete. โ€œWhy are you even here?โ€ is the bottom in case youโ€™re wondering.

    ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Are you ready to answer Mrs. Cristobal?
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.

    Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.
    It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tampon
    Bro, youโ€™re made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.

    On your bike toots.
    Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?
    Change the record you boring tart.

    Or maybe quit again.
    So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladies
    Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.

    I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.
    You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโ€™ll feel better?
    Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.
    Whoโ€™s upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโ€™s 40. Okay.
    Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?
    I didnโ€™t. But I also thought theyโ€™d lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.

    Beating Ohio State didnโ€™t matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโ€™t matter.

    Except to you.
    Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.

    This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.

    Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.

    Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
    You just care more than me I guess.
    Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.
    MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.

    I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.

    I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
    Youโ€™re infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.

    I retract my immediately preceding post.

    Badly rattled.

    Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
    Iโ€™m sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโ€™t actually that hard. Iโ€™m just being nice so you stop.
    You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโ€™t quit you even though he thinks youโ€™re following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โ€˜I hurt your feelings.โ€™ Lolz.

    Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.

    Rattled. Badly. Still.
    Youโ€™re very boring and see your own ass frequently.

    Everyone knows this.
    And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโ€™t have the history we have.

    My worry for you is that you donโ€™t realize that you donโ€™t come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.

    And take a few beats here. Youโ€™re still clearly rattled.
    Iโ€™m sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.

    Some of your โ€œMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ€ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.

    Still worried about you.

    If by midnight PT youโ€™re still this rattled, call for help.
    Youโ€™re upset with yourself. I get it. Youโ€™re in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโ€™s your choice.
    12 hours later Seaver is still responding to "Bo Pix". But he doesn't care.

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