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And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโt have the history we have.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre very boring and see your own ass frequently.creepycoug said:
You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโt quit you even though he thinks youโre following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โI hurt your feelings.โ Lolz.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโt actually that hard. Iโm just being nice so you stop.creepycoug said:
I retract my immediately preceding post.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.creepycoug said:
MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.MikeSeaver said:
You just care more than me I guess.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.MikeSeaver said:
I didnโt. But I also thought theyโd lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?46XiJCAB said:
Whoโs upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโs 40. Okay.MikeDamone said:
Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.46XiJCAB said:
You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโll feel better?MikeDamone said:
I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.MikeSeaver said:
Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.MikeDamone said:
So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladiesMikeSeaver said:
Change the record you boring tart.MikeDamone said:
Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?MikeSeaver said:
Bro, youโre made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.MikeDamone said:
It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tamponMikeSeaver said:
Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.MikeDamone said:Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.
On your bike toots.
Or maybe quit again.
Beating Ohio State didnโt matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโt matter.
Except to you.
This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.
Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.
Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.
I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
Badly rattled.
Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.
Rattled. Badly. Still.
Everyone knows this.
My worry for you is that you donโt realize that you donโt come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.
And take a few beats here. Youโre still clearly rattled. -
Iโm sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.creepycoug said:
And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโt have the history we have.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre very boring and see your own ass frequently.creepycoug said:
You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโt quit you even though he thinks youโre following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โI hurt your feelings.โ Lolz.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโt actually that hard. Iโm just being nice so you stop.creepycoug said:
I retract my immediately preceding post.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.creepycoug said:
MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.MikeSeaver said:
You just care more than me I guess.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.MikeSeaver said:
I didnโt. But I also thought theyโd lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?46XiJCAB said:
Whoโs upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโs 40. Okay.MikeDamone said:
Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.46XiJCAB said:
You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโll feel better?MikeDamone said:
I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.MikeSeaver said:
Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.MikeDamone said:
So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladiesMikeSeaver said:
Change the record you boring tart.MikeDamone said:
Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?MikeSeaver said:
Bro, youโre made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.MikeDamone said:
It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tamponMikeSeaver said:
Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.MikeDamone said:Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.
On your bike toots.
Or maybe quit again.
Beating Ohio State didnโt matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโt matter.
Except to you.
This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.
Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.
Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.
I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
Badly rattled.
Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.
Rattled. Badly. Still.
Everyone knows this.
My worry for you is that you donโt realize that you donโt come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.
And take a few beats here. Youโre still clearly rattled.
Some of your โMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.
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Still worried about you.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.creepycoug said:
And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโt have the history we have.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre very boring and see your own ass frequently.creepycoug said:
You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโt quit you even though he thinks youโre following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โI hurt your feelings.โ Lolz.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโt actually that hard. Iโm just being nice so you stop.creepycoug said:
I retract my immediately preceding post.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.creepycoug said:
MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.MikeSeaver said:
You just care more than me I guess.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.MikeSeaver said:
I didnโt. But I also thought theyโd lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?46XiJCAB said:
Whoโs upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโs 40. Okay.MikeDamone said:
Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.46XiJCAB said:
You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโll feel better?MikeDamone said:
I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.MikeSeaver said:
Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.MikeDamone said:
So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladiesMikeSeaver said:
Change the record you boring tart.MikeDamone said:
Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?MikeSeaver said:
Bro, youโre made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.MikeDamone said:
It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tamponMikeSeaver said:
Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.MikeDamone said:Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.
On your bike toots.
Or maybe quit again.
Beating Ohio State didnโt matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโt matter.
Except to you.
This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.
Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.
Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.
I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
Badly rattled.
Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.
Rattled. Badly. Still.
Everyone knows this.
My worry for you is that you donโt realize that you donโt come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.
And take a few beats here. Youโre still clearly rattled.
Some of your โMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.
If by midnight PT youโre still this rattled, call for help. -
Youโre upset with yourself. I get it. Youโre in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโs your choice.creepycoug said:
Still worried about you.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.creepycoug said:
And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโt have the history we have.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre very boring and see your own ass frequently.creepycoug said:
You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโt quit you even though he thinks youโre following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โI hurt your feelings.โ Lolz.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโt actually that hard. Iโm just being nice so you stop.creepycoug said:
I retract my immediately preceding post.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.creepycoug said:
MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.MikeSeaver said:
You just care more than me I guess.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.MikeSeaver said:
I didnโt. But I also thought theyโd lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?46XiJCAB said:
Whoโs upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโs 40. Okay.MikeDamone said:
Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.46XiJCAB said:
You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโll feel better?MikeDamone said:
I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.MikeSeaver said:
Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.MikeDamone said:
So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladiesMikeSeaver said:
Change the record you boring tart.MikeDamone said:
Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?MikeSeaver said:
Bro, youโre made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.MikeDamone said:
It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tamponMikeSeaver said:
Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.MikeDamone said:Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.
On your bike toots.
Or maybe quit again.
Beating Ohio State didnโt matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโt matter.
Except to you.
This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.
Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.
Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.
I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
Badly rattled.
Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.
Rattled. Badly. Still.
Everyone knows this.
My worry for you is that you donโt realize that you donโt come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.
And take a few beats here. Youโre still clearly rattled.
Some of your โMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.
If by midnight PT youโre still this rattled, call for help. -
Mikeseaver meltdown mode in full throttle. This is bad Mike. Really bad.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre upset with yourself. I get it. Youโre in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโs your choice.creepycoug said:
Still worried about you.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.creepycoug said:
And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโt have the history we have.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre very boring and see your own ass frequently.creepycoug said:
You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโt quit you even though he thinks youโre following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โI hurt your feelings.โ Lolz.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโt actually that hard. Iโm just being nice so you stop.creepycoug said:
I retract my immediately preceding post.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.creepycoug said:
MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.MikeSeaver said:
You just care more than me I guess.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.MikeSeaver said:
I didnโt. But I also thought theyโd lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?46XiJCAB said:
Whoโs upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโs 40. Okay.MikeDamone said:
Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.46XiJCAB said:
You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโll feel better?MikeDamone said:
I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.MikeSeaver said:
Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.MikeDamone said:
So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladiesMikeSeaver said:
Change the record you boring tart.MikeDamone said:
Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?MikeSeaver said:
Bro, youโre made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.MikeDamone said:
It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tamponMikeSeaver said:
Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.MikeDamone said:Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.
On your bike toots.
Or maybe quit again.
Beating Ohio State didnโt matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโt matter.
Except to you.
This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.
Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.
Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.
I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
Badly rattled.
Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.
Rattled. Badly. Still.
Everyone knows this.
My worry for you is that you donโt realize that you donโt come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.
And take a few beats here. Youโre still clearly rattled.
Some of your โMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.
If by midnight PT youโre still this rattled, call for help.
But Iโm sure you donโt care.
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Youโre not a husky or a Duck. What are you even doing here beside felating a TUFF ACC coach who canโt beat Utah?creepycoug said:
Mikeseaver meltdown mode in full throttle. This is bad Mike. Really bad.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre upset with yourself. I get it. Youโre in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโs your choice.creepycoug said:
Still worried about you.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.creepycoug said:
And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโt have the history we have.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre very boring and see your own ass frequently.creepycoug said:
You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโt quit you even though he thinks youโre following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โI hurt your feelings.โ Lolz.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโt actually that hard. Iโm just being nice so you stop.creepycoug said:
I retract my immediately preceding post.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.creepycoug said:
MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.MikeSeaver said:
You just care more than me I guess.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.MikeSeaver said:
I didnโt. But I also thought theyโd lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?46XiJCAB said:
Whoโs upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโs 40. Okay.MikeDamone said:
Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.46XiJCAB said:
You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโll feel better?MikeDamone said:
I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.MikeSeaver said:
Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.MikeDamone said:
So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladiesMikeSeaver said:
Change the record you boring tart.MikeDamone said:
Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?MikeSeaver said:
Bro, youโre made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.MikeDamone said:
It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tamponMikeSeaver said:
Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.MikeDamone said:Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.
On your bike toots.
Or maybe quit again.
Beating Ohio State didnโt matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโt matter.
Except to you.
This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.
Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.
Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.
I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
Badly rattled.
Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.
Rattled. Badly. Still.
Everyone knows this.
My worry for you is that you donโt realize that you donโt come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.
And take a few beats here. Youโre still clearly rattled.
Some of your โMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.
If by midnight PT youโre still this rattled, call for help.
But Iโm sure you donโt care. -
Meltdown cycle complete. โWhy are you even here?โ is the bottom in case youโre wondering.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre not a husky or a Duck. What are you even doing here beside felating a TUFF ACC coach who canโt beat Utah?creepycoug said:
Mikeseaver meltdown mode in full throttle. This is bad Mike. Really bad.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre upset with yourself. I get it. Youโre in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโs your choice.creepycoug said:
Still worried about you.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.creepycoug said:
And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโt have the history we have.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre very boring and see your own ass frequently.creepycoug said:
You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโt quit you even though he thinks youโre following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โI hurt your feelings.โ Lolz.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโt actually that hard. Iโm just being nice so you stop.creepycoug said:
I retract my immediately preceding post.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.creepycoug said:
MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.MikeSeaver said:
You just care more than me I guess.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.MikeSeaver said:
I didnโt. But I also thought theyโd lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?46XiJCAB said:
Whoโs upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโs 40. Okay.MikeDamone said:
Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.46XiJCAB said:
You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโll feel better?MikeDamone said:
I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.MikeSeaver said:
Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.MikeDamone said:
So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladiesMikeSeaver said:
Change the record you boring tart.MikeDamone said:
Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?MikeSeaver said:
Bro, youโre made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.MikeDamone said:
It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tamponMikeSeaver said:
Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.MikeDamone said:Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.
On your bike toots.
Or maybe quit again.
Beating Ohio State didnโt matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโt matter.
Except to you.
This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.
Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.
Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.
I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
Badly rattled.
Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.
Rattled. Badly. Still.
Everyone knows this.
My worry for you is that you donโt realize that you donโt come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.
And take a few beats here. Youโre still clearly rattled.
Some of your โMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.
If by midnight PT youโre still this rattled, call for help.
But Iโm sure you donโt care.
๐ -
Are you ready to answer Mrs. Cristobal?creepycoug said:
Meltdown cycle complete. โWhy are you even here?โ is the bottom in case youโre wondering.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre not a husky or a Duck. What are you even doing here beside felating a TUFF ACC coach who canโt beat Utah?creepycoug said:
Mikeseaver meltdown mode in full throttle. This is bad Mike. Really bad.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre upset with yourself. I get it. Youโre in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโs your choice.creepycoug said:
Still worried about you.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.creepycoug said:
And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโt have the history we have.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre very boring and see your own ass frequently.creepycoug said:
You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโt quit you even though he thinks youโre following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โI hurt your feelings.โ Lolz.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโt actually that hard. Iโm just being nice so you stop.creepycoug said:
I retract my immediately preceding post.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.creepycoug said:
MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.MikeSeaver said:
You just care more than me I guess.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.MikeSeaver said:
I didnโt. But I also thought theyโd lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?46XiJCAB said:
Whoโs upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโs 40. Okay.MikeDamone said:
Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.46XiJCAB said:
You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโll feel better?MikeDamone said:
I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.MikeSeaver said:
Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.MikeDamone said:
So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladiesMikeSeaver said:
Change the record you boring tart.MikeDamone said:
Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?MikeSeaver said:
Bro, youโre made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.MikeDamone said:
It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tamponMikeSeaver said:
Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.MikeDamone said:Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.
On your bike toots.
Or maybe quit again.
Beating Ohio State didnโt matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโt matter.
Except to you.
This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.
Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.
Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.
I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
Badly rattled.
Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.
Rattled. Badly. Still.
Everyone knows this.
My worry for you is that you donโt realize that you donโt come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.
And take a few beats here. Youโre still clearly rattled.
Some of your โMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.
If by midnight PT youโre still this rattled, call for help.
But Iโm sure you donโt care.
๐ -
12 hours later Seaver is still responding to "Bo Pix". But he doesn't care.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre upset with yourself. I get it. Youโre in a shame spiral. If you stop posting everyone will forget. Take my advice now. Itโs your choice.creepycoug said:
Still worried about you.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I upset you. Please stop responding with what I wrote and come up with your own material.creepycoug said:
And you are repetitive and predictable. If I were boring, we wouldnโt have the history we have.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre very boring and see your own ass frequently.creepycoug said:
You can tell when Mike gets badly rattled because he canโt quit you even though he thinks youโre following him around. And when his shit gets to nuclear levels of bad, as it inevitably does, he makes up some other dumb rookie shit like โI hurt your feelings.โ Lolz.MikeSeaver said:
Iโm sorry I hurt your feeling but it isnโt actually that hard. Iโm just being nice so you stop.creepycoug said:
I retract my immediately preceding post.MikeSeaver said:
Youโre infatuation with a guy who got his head kicked (twice) by a team playing a game he thought he was playing is duly noted. Many times.creepycoug said:
MIke's professed indifference is well established. He's been telling me, here, for years.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting on the dawg board about how you don't care. It's so believable.MikeSeaver said:
You just care more than me I guess.MikeDamone said:
Keep posting and telling us how ok you are with getting your ass beat silly on National TV.MikeSeaver said:
I didnโt. But I also thought theyโd lose to Ohio State and beat Utah at least once.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Did you also have Oregon scoring 3 and giving up nearly 600 yards of offense?46XiJCAB said:
Whoโs upset. I had UGA by 20. So itโs 40. Okay.MikeDamone said:
Nah. I like seeing you ladies post here during your game and get upset like little girls.46XiJCAB said:
You should have a talk with Derek. Maybe he can shit can this bored so youโll feel better?MikeDamone said:
I remember the time my team was getting embarrassed on National TV and I went on a rivals message board during the game and cried like a bitch that they were teasing me. Actually, I don't remember that. Because I've never done that.MikeSeaver said:
Very creative. You combined your last two posts into one.MikeDamone said:
So the tampon change didn't help. How about the vibrator on your clit. I here that relaxes the ladiesMikeSeaver said:
Change the record you boring tart.MikeDamone said:
Calm down turbo. I realize your upset about your team and need to run to a Husky board to make yourself feel better. But really, maybe get your vibrator and give yourself an orgasm. Maybe that will help?MikeSeaver said:
Bro, youโre made out of tampons you hysterical bitch.MikeDamone said:
It's halftime. This would be a good time for you to change your tamponMikeSeaver said:
Someone else beat Oregon nothing else matters. As always.MikeDamone said:Imagine getting a sore snatch on another teams message board while your team is playing.
On your bike toots.
Or maybe quit again.
Beating Ohio State didnโt matter. Losing to Georgia doesnโt matter.
Except to you.
This thread has now exceeded my hopes and expectations.
Beating Ohio state mattered a lot. Oregon had a shot at the playoffs before folding against Utah.
Losing to also matters. It proves they don't belong in the conversation. A win or a close game would have kept Oregon in the hunt.
I know this: Crisco failing is more important than Oregon winning to some around here. If Crisco finds success, as I believe he will, this place will implode fast af.
I would still like some acknowledgement that the tampon talk is mostly mine, given our past intellectual property disputes.
Badly rattled.
Imagine showing disrespect to the coach who got the Huskies off your back.
Few here hide their meltdowns more ineffectively than Mike Seaver.
Rattled. Badly. Still.
Everyone knows this.
My worry for you is that you donโt realize that you donโt come off as the witty cool cucumber you desire to be. Most of the other Duck posters here are better at this than are you. Let them do some work on your behalf.
And take a few beats here. Youโre still clearly rattled.
Some of your โMario Cristobal is a good head coachโ stuff is amazing. Maybe stick to that.
If by midnight PT youโre still this rattled, call for help.
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