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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    So did the nephew give you a blow job or not?

    Where do I pick up my minion card?
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  • priapism
    priapism Member Posts: 2,384
    RaceBannon said:

    So did the nephew give you a good blow job or not?

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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,286
    Swaye said:

    creepycoug said:

    Swaye said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    Down voted for waiting 5 years for a blowjob. Get a hooker, bro.

    But upvoted for admitting that shit here. Also, PICS or GTFO (of the girl, not the blow job).
    Well, fuck, ok. The story about my nephew isn't really true. I just made it up. Fuck. And, yeah, the blowjob thing was made up too. And it's really been like 10 years, so there's that. I think the reason my wife doesn't "do that" anymore is because I'm hispanic and she's discovering her inner racist in her middle age. Fucking bitch.

    Yeah, I'd do the hooker, but I'm only a pretend lawyer, so I don't really have the funds to do the high quality shit, and the low quality shit scares me, so I just take care of bizznezz in my mind. At least I can remember getting a blow job ... for the time being.

    Who the fuck am I? The question is, who the fuck are you??? [smiley face HERE to indicate non-aggression].

    Since you are Hispanic, I have amended my pro-tip for the day. Give her a dirty Sanchez. That will teach her who's boss, and pay tribute to your heritage. Two birds, one stone.
    Done. And I think I'm going with the Atomic Dirty Sanchez. This involves full digital anal penetration for the finger prep portion of the maneuver. Preferably 7 to 10 hours after chili or a spicy burrito.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,286
    RaceBannon said:

    So did the nephew give you a blow job or not?

    well played sir. well played.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    creepycoug said:

    Swaye said:

    creepycoug said:

    Swaye said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    Down voted for waiting 5 years for a blowjob. Get a hooker, bro.

    But upvoted for admitting that shit here. Also, PICS or GTFO (of the girl, not the blow job).
    Well, fuck, ok. The story about my nephew isn't really true. I just made it up. Fuck. And, yeah, the blowjob thing was made up too. And it's really been like 10 years, so there's that. I think the reason my wife doesn't "do that" anymore is because I'm hispanic and she's discovering her inner racist in her middle age. Fucking bitch.

    Yeah, I'd do the hooker, but I'm only a pretend lawyer, so I don't really have the funds to do the high quality shit, and the low quality shit scares me, so I just take care of bizznezz in my mind. At least I can remember getting a blow job ... for the time being.

    Who the fuck am I? The question is, who the fuck are you??? [smiley face HERE to indicate non-aggression].

    Since you are Hispanic, I have amended my pro-tip for the day. Give her a dirty Sanchez. That will teach her who's boss, and pay tribute to your heritage. Two birds, one stone.
    Done. And I think I'm going with the Atomic Dirty Sanchez. This involves full digital anal penetration for the finger prep portion of the maneuver. Preferably 7 to 10 hours after chili or a spicy burrito.
    Way to incorporate more Messican stuff into your heritage routine. Bad ass.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    This thread delivers and makes up for all of the bullshit over the past 24 hours.
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  • CheersWestDawg
    CheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,480 Swaye's Wigwam
    creepycoug said:

    Swaye said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    Down voted for waiting 5 years for a blowjob. Get a hooker, bro.

    But upvoted for admitting that shit here. Also, PICS or GTFO (of the girl, not the blow job).

    Yeah, I'd do the hooker, but I'm only a pretend lawyer, so I don't really have the funds to do the high quality shit

    Jesus. Get some fucking money.
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