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Took a Walk for Perspective

pawz
pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,423 Founders Club
Wore cargo shorts.

Letting the air flow around my balls was nice.

Will do again.


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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,227 Founders Club
    pawz said:

    Wore cargo shorts.

    Letting the air flow around my balls was nice.

    Will do again.


    Reads like an Alanis Morrissette lyric
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,651 Standard Supporter
    I wear cargo shorts every day I can. They carry my gear and my balls. Fag shorts don't have belt loops for a proper belt that can hold up your gear. Stay strapped or get clapped!
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited August 2022
    Sledog said:

    I wear cargo shorts every day I can. They carry my gear and my balls. Fag shorts don't have belt loops for a proper belt that can hold up your gear. Stay strapped or get clapped!

    I don't have "gear" to carry in ridiculous looking shorts. My gear has many other options.
  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,881
    edited August 2022

    Sledog said:

    I wear cargo shorts every day I can. They carry my gear and my balls. Fag shorts don't have belt loops for a proper belt that can hold up your gear. Stay strapped or get clapped!

    I don't have "gear" to carry in ridiculous looking shorts. My gear has many other options.
    Sludge can’t be too careful. Sometimes he has to go out and get the mail.

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  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,651 Standard Supporter

    Sledog said:

    I wear cargo shorts every day I can. They carry my gear and my balls. Fag shorts don't have belt loops for a proper belt that can hold up your gear. Stay strapped or get clapped!

    I don't have "gear" to carry in ridiculous looking shorts. My gear has many other options.
    Polyester speedo?

    Guns are normally carried on belts. Getting them out of pockets like that isn't sure or fast. Pockets carry a knife and flashlight along with wallet, cash, keys etc. Belt carries gun and ammo.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,423 Founders Club
    edited August 2022

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,537 Standard Supporter
    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    For some unknown reason, a lot of Oregonians love the Seachickens. I was at a friend's Super Bowl party in 2006 where the Steelers and the NFL refs defeated Seattle. I was the only one there rooting for the Steelers. Ironically, my brother (OSU engineering) moved to Washington and his three kids are all Huskies. I did let my son get a Cortez Kennedy jersey for some reason in the days of his youth.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,423 Founders Club

    pawz said:

    Wore cargo shorts.

    Letting the air flow around my balls was nice.

    Will do again.


    Reads like an Alanis Morrissette lyric
    Ok, Alanis Morissette superiority guy.

  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Sledog said:

    Sledog said:

    I wear cargo shorts every day I can. They carry my gear and my balls. Fag shorts don't have belt loops for a proper belt that can hold up your gear. Stay strapped or get clapped!

    I don't have "gear" to carry in ridiculous looking shorts. My gear has many other options.
    Polyester speedo?

    Guns are normally carried on belts. Getting them out of pockets like that isn't sure or fast. Pockets carry a knife and flashlight along with wallet, cash, keys etc. Belt carries gun and ammo.
    Lol. JFC
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    For some unknown reason, a lot of Oregonians love the Seachickens. I was at a friend's Super Bowl party in 2006 where the Steelers and the NFL refs defeated Seattle. I was the only one there rooting for the Steelers. Ironically, my brother (OSU engineering) moved to Washington and his three kids are all Huskies. I did let my son get a Cortez Kennedy jersey for some reason in the days of his youth.
    Nothing worse than a duck/12
  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,537 Standard Supporter

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    For some unknown reason, a lot of Oregonians love the Seachickens. I was at a friend's Super Bowl party in 2006 where the Steelers and the NFL refs defeated Seattle. I was the only one there rooting for the Steelers. Ironically, my brother (OSU engineering) moved to Washington and his three kids are all Huskies. I did let my son get a Cortez Kennedy jersey for some reason in the days of his youth.
    Nothing worse than a duck/12
    Agreed, but you need to fight the big battles. Kid turned out great, but wants to go see a Mariners game in September. Will see.
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    Went for a nice 3.5 mile walk today in non-cargo shorts. It was liberating.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    46XiJCAB said:

    Went for a nice 3.5 mile walk today in non-cargo shorts. It was liberating.

    Cargo shorts and fat slobs are pretty much synonymous. But talking about fat asses here is the 3rd rail. Left or right you guys aren’t touching it.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited August 2022
    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    Sandals with white socks.

    I know I hate you.

    Unless you're very, very, very old.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,711 Founders Club

    46XiJCAB said:

    Went for a nice 3.5 mile walk today in non-cargo shorts. It was liberating.

    Cargo shorts and fat slobs are pretty much synonymous. But talking about fat asses here is the 3rd rail. Left or right you guys aren’t touching it.
    159 lbs this morning

    Low end of height weight proportion

    Thought covid killed the fat people
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,423 Founders Club
    edited August 2022

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    How old do you think I am?





    I wear Jordan's.

  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited August 2022
    46XiJCAB said:

    Sandals with white socks.

    I know I hate you.

    Unless you're very, very, very old.

    But you didn't wear cargo shorts. Which proves my point.

    Why would you hate me? Unless you're still emotional about me saying to wa-3 district is purple. Which would be weird to hate someone over.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited August 2022
    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    How old do you think I am?





    I wear Jordan's.

    35. Jordan's are for suckers and blacks with no money.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,423 Founders Club

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    How old do you think I am?





    I wear Jordan's.

    35. Jordan's are for suckers and blacks with no money.
    Thank you.

    Sure.gif

  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited August 2022
    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    How old do you think I am?





    I wear Jordan's.

    35. Jordan's are for suckers and blacks with no money.
    Thank you.

    Sure.gif

    To be fair, some of the blacks that buy them have money. Still all suckers buying Nike marketing. Being lead by the nose.


    My hope is you're 20 and haven't fully developed a frontal lobe. But I doubt it.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,423 Founders Club

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    How old do you think I am?





    I wear Jordan's.

    35. Jordan's are for suckers and blacks with no money.
    Thank you.

    Sure.gif

    To be fair, some of the blacks that buy them have money. Still all suckers buying Nike marketing. Being lead by the nose.


    My hope is you're 20 and haven't fully developed a frontal lobe. But I doubt it.
    Jordan >>> Nike. Did we not cover no duck shit?


    We?ve been poasting in the same message bored community for 20 years.

    Seems like your memory is slipping in your old age.

  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    My shoes





    My shorts


    https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/04732ffc-dbfd-4fda-bbc6-c4f240e56934_1.b6252481f9932923b19571bbb4d21c99.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF

    Fuck off

  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    How old do you think I am?





    I wear Jordan's.

    35. Jordan's are for suckers and blacks with no money.
    Thank you.

    Sure.gif

    To be fair, some of the blacks that buy them have money. Still all suckers buying Nike marketing. Being lead by the nose.


    My hope is you're 20 and haven't fully developed a frontal lobe. But I doubt it.
    Jordan >>> Nike. Did we not cover no duck shit?


    We?ve been poasting in the same message bored community for 20 years.

    Seems like your memory is slipping in your old age.

    Jordan's = Nike. Jordan's are for retards suckered in by Nike marketing
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    SFGbob said:

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    My shoes





    My shorts


    https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/04732ffc-dbfd-4fda-bbc6-c4f240e56934_1.b6252481f9932923b19571bbb4d21c99.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF

    Fuck off

    You dress like a slob. Fetters where's that.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,423 Founders Club

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    How old do you think I am?





    I wear Jordan's.

    35. Jordan's are for suckers and blacks with no money.
    Thank you.

    Sure.gif

    To be fair, some of the blacks that buy them have money. Still all suckers buying Nike marketing. Being lead by the nose.


    My hope is you're 20 and haven't fully developed a frontal lobe. But I doubt it.
    Jordan >>> Nike. Did we not cover no duck shit?


    We?ve been poasting in the same message bored community for 20 years.

    Seems like your memory is slipping in your old age.

    Jordan's = Nike. Jordan's are for retards suckered in by Nike marketing
    If I like my ivory tower can I keep it?

  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,661
    Birkenstocks or bust
  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183
    edited August 2022

    SFGbob said:

    pawz said:

    With flip flops and a 12's tank top?

    I don't own/wear anything that reminds me of duck fan.

    But flip flops though. You’d did wear those with your cargos, right? If not flip flops New Balance white shoes or Nike Monarch III’s? I think I’m right
    My shoes





    My shorts


    https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/04732ffc-dbfd-4fda-bbc6-c4f240e56934_1.b6252481f9932923b19571bbb4d21c99.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF

    Fuck off

    You dress like a slob. Fetters where's that.
    Who am I trying to impress? I dress for comfort, not for the approval of snobs like you.

    Fetters is a fat tub of goo. I'm about 10 pounds over what I weighed when I graduated from college.