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I can still smell my farts

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

#RowPeterPufferSkrong



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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,224 Standard Supporter
    ColdVID. Grim.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    Probably gonna try to ski on closing day @pawz on May 29. So will have set my PRs for late season skiing on the front and back end of the Vid. It's the clean mountain air that keeps the lungs skrong.
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,377
    congrats on the farts, brah.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    congrats on the farts, brah.

    It's the altitude. @rodmansrage my Park City farts are legendary.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    How reckless and irresponsible of you
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    How reckless and irresponsible of you

    It was probably from the meth head Duck fan pumping my gas at the local filling station.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,616 Standard Supporter
    t's and p's for the cold
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    t's and p's for the cold

    I didn't really get a cold. My immune system and row peter puffer lungs are too strong.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    That’s what you get for not taking the Covid seriously
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
    Agree. Hate them.

    Crashed a WOD this morning that included 30 cal rows. Fight gone bad style. 4 rounds for time.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
    Agree. Hate them.

    Crashed a WOD this morning that included 30 cal rows. Fight gone bad style. 4 rounds for time.
    Also, tell the cross fit bros to quit rowing for calories. That shit is gay. It's always for distance or time based on you 500 meter split.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited May 2022

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
    Agree. Hate them.

    Crashed a WOD this morning that included 30 cal rows. Fight gone bad style. 4 rounds for time.
    Also, tell the cross fit bros to quit rowing for calories. That shit is gay. It's always for distance or time based on you 500 meter split.
    Different modality brah. We aren't training for row boat contests. It depends on the other movement is the workout if it's cals or meters.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
    Agree. Hate them.

    Crashed a WOD this morning that included 30 cal rows. Fight gone bad style. 4 rounds for time.
    Also, tell the cross fit bros to quit rowing for calories. That shit is gay. It's always for distance or time based on you 500 meter split.
    Different modality brah. We aren't training for row boat contests. It depends on the other movement is the workout if it's cals or meters.
    It’s the only feat of strength I know. I guess the bike too.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited May 2022

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
    Agree. Hate them.

    Crashed a WOD this morning that included 30 cal rows. Fight gone bad style. 4 rounds for time.
    Also, tell the cross fit bros to quit rowing for calories. That shit is gay. It's always for distance or time based on you 500 meter split.
    Different modality brah. We aren't training for row boat contests. It depends on the other movement is the workout if it's cals or meters.
    It’s the only feat of strength I know. I guess the bike too.
    Echo bike? Assault Bike? Or road bike?
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
    Agree. Hate them.

    Crashed a WOD this morning that included 30 cal rows. Fight gone bad style. 4 rounds for time.
    Also, tell the cross fit bros to quit rowing for calories. That shit is gay. It's always for distance or time based on you 500 meter split.
    Different modality brah. We aren't training for row boat contests. It depends on the other movement is the workout if it's cals or meters.
    It’s the only feat of strength I know. I guess the bike too.
    Echo bike? Assault Bike? Or road bike?
    Mt Bike. Road Bike.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
    Agree. Hate them.

    Crashed a WOD this morning that included 30 cal rows. Fight gone bad style. 4 rounds for time.
    Also, tell the cross fit bros to quit rowing for calories. That shit is gay. It's always for distance or time based on you 500 meter split.
    Different modality brah. We aren't training for row boat contests. It depends on the other movement is the workout if it's cals or meters.
    It’s the only feat of strength I know. I guess the bike too.
    Echo bike? Assault Bike? Or road bike?
    Mt Bike. Road Bike.
    BTW. I’m chasing a sub 1:30 500 at 57 YO. I think I’ll get it.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    edited May 2022

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
    Agree. Hate them.

    Crashed a WOD this morning that included 30 cal rows. Fight gone bad style. 4 rounds for time.
    Also, tell the cross fit bros to quit rowing for calories. That shit is gay. It's always for distance or time based on you 500 meter split.
    Different modality brah. We aren't training for row boat contests. It depends on the other movement is the workout if it's cals or meters.
    It’s the only feat of strength I know. I guess the bike too.
    Echo bike? Assault Bike? Or road bike?
    Mt Bike. Road Bike.
    BTW. I’m chasing a sub 1:30 500 at 57 YO. I think I’ll get it.
    That would be a solid feat of strength
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Although Old Yella tested positive for the Vid for the first time yesterday. Mrs Snow and Little Piss 1.0 as well. We both thought it was our usual tree pollen allergies come spring time, but then my father-in-law starting feeling like ass and tested positive.



    Post test result I decided to hop on the Concept 2 and pull a 5000 meter piece at 20 s / m at altitude (3,781 ft). Split times off by a couple secs and hacked up a little gunk, but all in all a decent work out.

    Had a few fingers of Wild Turkey 101 after dinner (taste buds still working) and listened to some jazz noodling on the hi fi and then slept like a baby.

    #RowPeterPufferSkrong



    I know you’re being sarkastic but that’s not a concept 2 rower.
    You're sharp as ever @MikeDamone

    P.S. Water rowers are for fags.
    Agree. Hate them.

    Crashed a WOD this morning that included 30 cal rows. Fight gone bad style. 4 rounds for time.
    Also, tell the cross fit bros to quit rowing for calories. That shit is gay. It's always for distance or time based on you 500 meter split.
    Different modality brah. We aren't training for row boat contests. It depends on the other movement is the workout if it's cals or meters.
    It’s the only feat of strength I know. I guess the bike too.
    Echo bike? Assault Bike? Or road bike?
    Mt Bike. Road Bike.
    BTW. I’m chasing a sub 1:30 500 at 57 YO. I think I’ll get it.
    That would be a solid feat of strength
    I went 1:32 a month ago. Almost threw up. I suck at anything over 500.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    I took a long walk for perspective today

    Walking is great for Covid.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,224 Standard Supporter
    You can still smell farts, but what about the queefs slipping past the flaps of thy puffy ginage? @YellowSnow
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    You can still smell farts, but what about the queefs slipping past the flaps of thy puffy ginage? @YellowSnow

    My thighs are not supple though. Just got a new 30 minute PR on Le Peleton. No spandex though. I only ride in high quality Lu Lu Lemon shorts (hi @Doogles ).

    I may not be a pure blood like some of you douche canoes, but I guarantee you my inflamed heart and lungs would whip any member of the Hardcore Husky community in a Tour de Peleton.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,039 Standard Supporter
    Well, that escalated quickly. And Gayly.
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    New meaning to shitpoasting?
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    SECDAWG said:

    New meaning to shitpoasting?

    Wow. Just wow.