Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.
One of the most important questions in history
TheRoarOfTheCrowd
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,730 
I’m counting on you all to give me the perfect solution… I now live in a wooded paradise but need the Solution for bugs and flies… I’ve said this before but in this case price is no object; this is like offering 10,000 for escort service, hoping for a perfect outcome
So there are various combo solutions I have read about… coquettish solar panelled mini killer romance lights paired with Electrical chair delight pageantry
I’m guessing at least 16 of you folks have this dialed so that I can rely on your incredible solution and send you that Elite champagne in celebration of your advanced metrics analysis solution.
So there are various combo solutions I have read about… coquettish solar panelled mini killer romance lights paired with Electrical chair delight pageantry
I’m guessing at least 16 of you folks have this dialed so that I can rely on your incredible solution and send you that Elite champagne in celebration of your advanced metrics analysis solution.
Comments
Mrs Nacho makes some mix of lemon water or oil and some other stuff that she keeps in a large spray bottle. She sprays that during the summer every 1-2 weeks and it helps keep the yard smelling nice and reduces flies.
There are some plants or flowers that’ll keep mosquitoes and flies away. If you have any large standing water other than the pool, get mosquito bricks to kill the mosquitoes in there.
And finally, the citronella helps. I had torches lining my yard but they were a complete pain in my ass. I eventually bought jars that look like oversized candles. Easier to refill and change the wicks and portable.
EDIT: I hear the mosquito bricks work well with pool situations, from a friend who has a pool…
Besides using a beautifully scented woman as bait, there are machines out there that are setup to do that that can be combined with scented plugins to mimic what they like.
Otherwise, you fucked.
You can do all kinds of other things, but they aren't that effective. Unless you bust out the DEET - which nobody is crazy about unless you're in the woods and the mosquitoes are eating your ass alive. At my granny's house in Illinois, if you weren't in the screened-in porch, your ass was getting bit by a swarm of mosquitoes.
The bug zappers that emit CO2 work, and work pretty well, but seem like a lot of cost and effort. And bug zappers kill every flying thing that buzzes around, and really only the fucking mosquitoes are the enemy - and horse flies, but we don't have them around these parts. We have a bunch of citronella candles and torches and shit around the patio - but they're only marginally effective. Normally by mid July, it's dry enough outside that most of the mosquitoes have fucked off and died.
Get the electric tennis racket or salt shotgun to deal with flying creatures that have made their way inside. Anything inside and flying is a clear enemy and must be dealt with in a severe manner.