What I'm hearing from the Ducktards


Yesterday, I'm picking up from a b-day party and start chatting with one of the Ducktards who went to the Oregon spring game and he claimed they had like 47,000 in attendance. I was shocked but a quick fact check verified he was only slightly exaggerating. The correct figure was 42,000, which is good for 5th best in the country so far for 2022.
There is no hope for us? Pea patch this mother fucker already.
https://duckswire.usatoday.com/lists/where-the-oregon-ducks-rank-among-teams-with-highest-spring-game-attendance-in-2022/
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UW football may be dead, but at least we have other things to do, like posting here.
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42K JFC
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There's something to be said about a program drawing 42k to a Spring Game, but can you imagine being a big enough loser to be one of those 42k people?
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I was a spring practice game attendee until recently, but it was 10 mins from my house so no biggie.BleachedAnusDawg said:There's something to be said about a program drawing 42k to a Spring Game, but can you imagine being a big enough loser to be one of those 42k people?
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Welcome to Autzschwitz?HuskyJW said:42K JFC
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You can’t expect UW to compete with Oregon since we have a first year coach. He needs time to get his guys in there.
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Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.
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That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.
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Lol the fuck it was that low.greenblood said:That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.
I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there. -
Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?
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Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.TheHB said:Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?
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Nothing better than seeing two quacks duck it out on a UW-hating bored.DucksFC said:
Lol the fuck it was that low.greenblood said:That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.
I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there. -
This is my fav copypasta hereDucksFC said:Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.
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I feel like two ducks quack it out is better phrasingLawDawg1 said:
Nothing better than seeing two quacks duck it out on a UW-hating bored.DucksFC said:
Lol the fuck it was that low.greenblood said:That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.
I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there. -
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*quack it upPitchfork51 said:
I feel like two ducks quack it out is better phrasingLawDawg1 said:
Nothing better than seeing two quacks duck it out on a UW-hating bored.DucksFC said:
Lol the fuck it was that low.greenblood said:That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.
I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there. -
Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …YellowSnow said:
Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.TheHB said:Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?
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My kids are living a quality of life unimaginable in Seattle. But yes, the kiddy Ducktard presence down here is skrong.Tequilla said:
Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …YellowSnow said:
Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.TheHB said:Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?
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YeahYellowSnow said:
My kids are living a quality of life unimaginable in Seattle. But yes, the kiddy Ducktard presence down here is skrong.Tequilla said:
Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …YellowSnow said:
Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.TheHB said:Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?
But still
Your real life cred means nothing. It's all about your internet message board cred I'm hearing -
DucksFC said:
Lol the fuck it was that low.greenblood said:That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.
I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there.
You might be right actually. The picture I saw might have been from pre game warmups.
Because this does look rather full
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GroomersYellowSnow said:
My kids are living a quality of life unimaginable in Seattle. But yes, the kiddy Ducktard presence down here is skrong.Tequilla said:
Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …YellowSnow said:
Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.TheHB said:Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?
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I was there. I’m forced to attend a few baseball games per year, as the ol’ ball and chain is actually a time traveling 1950s Italian kid from the Bronx and is one of dozens of people who still like baseball. They played Wazzu, I had an exchange of words with a Cuog parent who had been hitting the Coors Light. And probably his wife.
Anyway, 40+ k seems about right. Perfect weather for this time of year. Someone close to the recruit seating area was puffing up a storm. Ty Thompson sucks, Bo Nix is good, Butterfield is maybe good. I hope Troy Franklin doesn’t flip, because he and some of the receivers didn’t look like shit which was a nice change of pace. DJ Johnson is back on defense and was the best player on the field.
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I should add that UW out of state tuition is 240 percent more now - adjusted for inflation - than when I was accepted.Tequilla said:
Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …YellowSnow said:
Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.TheHB said:Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?
And I don’t have @creepycoug like wealth to throw at faggy D3 elite private school academis. -
The irony is that the Lil Pissers have a better chance of attending UW now than they did before the moveYellowSnow said:
I should add that UW out of state tuition is 240 percent more now - adjusted for inflation - than when I was accepted.Tequilla said:
Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …YellowSnow said:
Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.TheHB said:Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?
And I don’t have @creepycoug like wealth to throw at faggy D3 elite private school academis. -
@dnc gif plzDucksFC said:
*quack it upPitchfork51 said:
I feel like two ducks quack it out is better phrasingLawDawg1 said:
Nothing better than seeing two quacks duck it out on a UW-hating bored.DucksFC said:
Lol the fuck it was that low.greenblood said:That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.
I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there. -
I have some very strong opinions on what you said here … some of it I’m not 100% sure I want to completely elaborate onPitchfork51 said:
This is my fav copypasta hereDucksFC said:Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.
I need to think about if I want to publicly put out some of the info I’ve heard the last few hours and connecting the dots on what I think happened
I will keep you posted -
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Best part, piss snow going to go broke sending his kid out of state hahaTequilla said:
The irony is that the Lil Pissers have a better chance of attending UW now than they did before the moveYellowSnow said:
I should add that UW out of state tuition is 240 percent more now - adjusted for inflation - than when I was accepted.Tequilla said:
Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …YellowSnow said:
Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.TheHB said:Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?
And I don’t have @creepycoug like wealth to throw at faggy D3 elite private school academis.