Let's play a game of What Happened?
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Why is it taking 3 years to get to 11-2?DerekJohnson said:Its 2025. The Huskies just finished the year 11-2 and Pac12 champions. They beat Penn State in the Rose Bowl 34-0. Doogles was last seen at 2am dancing atop a table at the Van Nuys Red Lobster with a lampshade upon his head and his pants around his ankles.
What happened to get us there?
Its 2025. The final seconds tick off the Husky Stadium clock as WSU wins its 5th Apple Cup in a row. Washington finishes the season 4-8.
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If you have to look to others for validation then I can't help youPurpleThrobber said:DerekJohnson said:
I don't think you get the point of the game.PurpleThrobber said:DerekJohnson said:Its 2025. The Huskies just finished the year 11-2 and Pac12 champions. They beat Penn State in the Rose Bowl 34-0. Doogles was last seen at 2am dancing atop a table at the Van Nuys Red Lobster with a lampshade upon his head and his pants around his ankles.
What happened to get us there?
Athletic Director Stan Empertman clears house of all head coaches in every sport and reinstates WASHINGTON, damnit!
Its 2025. The final seconds tick off the Husky Stadium clock as WSU wins its 5th Apple Cup in a row. Washington finishes the season 4-8.
What happened to get us there?
Athletic Director Karen Ramming keeps her consecutive days of selfie pics at 1095.
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I would hate UW about 15% less if Pumpy was hired as NIL Director.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Scenario A - Jenn is fired, @puppylove_sugarsteel is hired as NIL Director, PGOS walks on at QB.DerekJohnson said:Its 2025. The Huskies just finished the year 11-2 and Pac12 champions. They beat Penn State in the Rose Bowl 34-0. Doogles was last seen at 2am dancing atop a table at the Van Nuys Red Lobster with a lampshade upon his head and his pants around his ankles.
What happened to get us there?
Its 2025. The final seconds tick off the Husky Stadium clock as WSU wins its 5th Apple Cup in a row. Washington finishes the season 4-8.
What happened to get us there?
Scenario B - UW refuses to pay to play AS IS PERFECTLY FINE UNDER NCAA NIL RULES, JENN(!), drops down to D2, becomes Linfield's annual home opener win.
Paying students in cocaine and hairy bush women out of the back of his Volkswagen (locks flowing of course) would make some incredible recruiting stories. -
Scenario A: Deboer is the Unicorn Offensive Minded Coach Jen/UW hoped for when they hired him, and much like Chip at Oregon, teams haven't caught up trying to stop his offense i.e. he built a better mouse trap.
Scenario B: Recruiting continues as it has been for last 2 plus years and UW thru little to no NIL presence, along with a staff who has nothing to sell record, program wise have to take plan C guys because plan A guys laugh at thought of coming here, and plan B guys essentially wait for better offers forcing UW to take what is left. -
A) John Donovan works his way up through the ranks of the Green Bay Packers and becomes head coach in '25, revitalizing an ancient QB in Aaron Rodgers with his offensive wizardry and winning a super bowl over Russell Wilson's vaunted Denver Broncos
B. Pea Patch -
Who did we lose to?
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A. Bill gates has a kid who’s really into football
B. Nothing changes -
I never read anything you type but please keep posting because that ass slap is the stuff of legend.TheHB said:A. The manhaters club at the helm of UW starts to disintegrate, and a more balanced form of leadership ensues -- one that understands the realities of college athletics today and the untapped resources in the UW business community. Players get PAID, Deboner schwings and life is good.
B. More of the same from 2022 ... NIL continues to mean "nil" and the talent on UW's roster is full of two- and three-star guys "with a lotta heart." Those guys with heart get beaten down by guys with actual football skills, and four wins is actually a miracle. 22,060 show up on senior day to wish the big-hearted boys all the best against the Deboner-led Beavs, who beat the Scott Huff-led Huskies 68-3. After the season, Cohen is quoted as saying, "I'm really proud of these guys. While we'd like to have more wins, the four we got were really awesome. Any Husky fan who isn't happy about the direction of the program can kiss my expansive leopard-tattooed butt." Huff signs a lifetime contract, which includes all the Dicks Deluxes he can eat. -
I used to Chin everyone of his posts because of the assslapgif, not sure why I stopped...my sincere apologies @TheHBSwaye said:
I never read anything you type but please keep posting because that ass slap is the stuff of legend.TheHB said:A. The manhaters club at the helm of UW starts to disintegrate, and a more balanced form of leadership ensues -- one that understands the realities of college athletics today and the untapped resources in the UW business community. Players get PAID, Deboner schwings and life is good.
B. More of the same from 2022 ... NIL continues to mean "nil" and the talent on UW's roster is full of two- and three-star guys "with a lotta heart." Those guys with heart get beaten down by guys with actual football skills, and four wins is actually a miracle. 22,060 show up on senior day to wish the big-hearted boys all the best against the Deboner-led Beavs, who beat the Scott Huff-led Huskies 68-3. After the season, Cohen is quoted as saying, "I'm really proud of these guys. While we'd like to have more wins, the four we got were really awesome. Any Husky fan who isn't happy about the direction of the program can kiss my expansive leopard-tattooed butt." Huff signs a lifetime contract, which includes all the Dicks Deluxes he can eat. -
Swaye is a pussy. I don’t need to SAY IT TO HIS FACE! because he’ll never know I called him that.Swaye said:
I never read anything you type but please keep posting because that ass slap is the stuff of legend.TheHB said:A. The manhaters club at the helm of UW starts to disintegrate, and a more balanced form of leadership ensues -- one that understands the realities of college athletics today and the untapped resources in the UW business community. Players get PAID, Deboner schwings and life is good.
B. More of the same from 2022 ... NIL continues to mean "nil" and the talent on UW's roster is full of two- and three-star guys "with a lotta heart." Those guys with heart get beaten down by guys with actual football skills, and four wins is actually a miracle. 22,060 show up on senior day to wish the big-hearted boys all the best against the Deboner-led Beavs, who beat the Scott Huff-led Huskies 68-3. After the season, Cohen is quoted as saying, "I'm really proud of these guys. While we'd like to have more wins, the four we got were really awesome. Any Husky fan who isn't happy about the direction of the program can kiss my expansive leopard-tattooed butt." Huff signs a lifetime contract, which includes all the Dicks Deluxes he can eat.
