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Boris Johnson Risks Life in War Torn Kyiv
LebamDawg
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Were any of the corpses getting up for a smoke break?
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They out looking for Biden. He wandered off.
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I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.
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OK BorisFenderbender123 said:I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.
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Gals, this isn't funny.RaceBannon said:
OK BorisFenderbender123 said:I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.
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Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.Fenderbender123 said:I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.
The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.
Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead. -
Actual Polish Princess:RatherBeBrewing said:
Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.Fenderbender123 said:I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.
The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.
Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.
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Oh mySwaye said:
Actual Polish Princess:RatherBeBrewing said:
Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.Fenderbender123 said:I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.
The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.
Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead. -
We might need to add a Bonerific buttonSwaye said:
Actual Polish Princess:RatherBeBrewing said:
Boris is a name that’s of Bulgarian origin. Boris I brought Christianity to Bulgaria. Yeah, I’m also surprised that Bulgaria did something.Fenderbender123 said:I'll bet they they're hesitant to trust him because his name is Boris.
The brothers Boris and Gleb, sons and heirs to Vladimir the Great of Kyiv, are considered Orthodox saints and martyrs. They were killed by their brother Sviatopolk the Accursed, or Sviatopolk the Damned if you translate it differently.
Anyway, what I’m getting at is - imagine having a pussy name like Boris or Gleb and your bro who worships the god of fucking thunder and mermaids and other cool shit slays you, takes the throne, and gets a badass name like Sviatopolk the Accursed. No wonder pious Boris became a saint, while his brother was plowing a Polish princess and razing villages or whatever while drunk on mead.
