The Jab


If you got the jab.
The list includes acute kidney injury, acute flaccid myelitis, anti-sperm antibody positive, brain stem embolism, brain stem thrombosis, cardiac arrest, cardiac failure, cardiac ventricular thrombosis, cardiogenic shock, central nervous system vasculitis, death neonatal, deep vein thrombosis, encephalitis brain stem, encephalitis hemorrhagic, frontal lobe epilepsy, foaming at mouth, epileptic psychosis, facial paralysis, fetal distress syndrome, gastrointestinal amyloidosis, generalized tonic-clonic seizure, Hashimoto's encephalopathy, hepatic vascular thrombosis, herpes zoster reactivation, immune-mediated hepatitis, interstitial lung disease, jugular vein embolism, juvenile myoclonic epilepsy, liver injury, low birth weight, multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children, myocarditis, neonatal seizure, pancreatitis, pneumonia, stillbirth, tachycardia, temporal lobe epilepsy, testicular autoimmunity, thrombotic cerebral infarction, Type 1 diabetes mellitus, venous thrombosis neonatal, and vertebral artery thrombosis among 1,246 other medical conditions following vaccination.
https://lc.org/newsroom/details/pfizer-tried-to-hide-the-hiring-of-2400-employees-to-handle-adverse-events
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Safe & Effective. Even for your 2 y/o with zero risk. Do your part.
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Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses. -
No worries many take time. Hopefully you'll be lucky.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses. -
I have never heard of anyone ever getting these things. But I’ve been to three funerals from the face diaper crowd
To each their own -
As Aaron Roger's laughs his ass off over your lie.HuskyJW said:I have never heard of anyone ever getting these things. But I’ve been to three funerals from the face diaper crowd
To each their own -
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed. -
Well that settles it. Midgets are in the clear.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses. -
Alex ZadekianWestlinnDuck said:
As Aaron Roger's laughs his ass off over your lie.HuskyJW said:I have never heard of anyone ever getting these things. But I’ve been to three funerals from the face diaper crowd
To each their own
Good friend of mine
As your daughters Are trying to kill themselves because they have to spend more time with you. Get the fuck off these boards -
I got one shot of J&J to keep my elderly mother safe right at the start of all of this, and now I have frontal lobe epilepsy. Thanks Drumpf!
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That would be the funniest commercial reading of side effect warnings ever.Sledog said:Scary stuff in here.
If you got the jab.
The list includes acute kidney injury, acute flaccid myelitis, anti-sperm antibody positive, brain stem embolism, brain stem thrombosis, cardiac arrest, cardiac failure, cardiac ventricular thrombosis, cardiogenic shock, central nervous system vasculitis, death neonatal, deep vein thrombosis, encephalitis brain stem, encephalitis hemorrhagic, frontal lobe epilepsy, foaming at mouth, epileptic psychosis, facial paralysis, fetal distress syndrome, gastrointestinal amyloidosis, generalized tonic-clonic seizure, Hashimoto's encephalopathy, hepatic vascular thrombosis, herpes zoster reactivation, immune-mediated hepatitis, interstitial lung disease, jugular vein embolism, juvenile myoclonic epilepsy, liver injury, low birth weight, multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children, myocarditis, neonatal seizure, pancreatitis, pneumonia, stillbirth, tachycardia, temporal lobe epilepsy, testicular autoimmunity, thrombotic cerebral infarction, Type 1 diabetes mellitus, venous thrombosis neonatal, and vertebral artery thrombosis among 1,246 other medical conditions following vaccination.
https://lc.org/newsroom/details/pfizer-tried-to-hide-the-hiring-of-2400-employees-to-handle-adverse-events -
Say His Name or wear your face diaper in memoriam. To each their ownHuskyJW said:
Alex ZadekianWestlinnDuck said:
As Aaron Roger's laughs his ass off over your lie.HuskyJW said:I have never heard of anyone ever getting these things. But I’ve been to three funerals from the face diaper crowd
To each their own
Good friend of mine
As your daughters Are trying to kill themselves because they have to spend more time with you. Get the fuck off these boards -
Oh fuck off. JFC.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses. -
Why didn't your friends take it seriously?HuskyJW said:
Alex ZadekianWestlinnDuck said:
As Aaron Roger's laughs his ass off over your lie.HuskyJW said:I have never heard of anyone ever getting these things. But I’ve been to three funerals from the face diaper crowd
To each their own
Good friend of mine
As your daughters Are trying to kill themselves because they have to spend more time with you. Get the fuck off these boards -
The midget telling us he doesn’t understand clinical trials, without telling us he doesn’t understand clinical trials.
And by clinical trials I’m referring to the largest one in the history of mankind that’s been ongoing for two years.
You can’t be this F’n stupid. -
Oooooh. That hurts.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed.
I'll just add it to the list of the vaccines I get on a regular schedule because I'm not a frightened little fella or a Jenny McCarthy follower like pawz is. He was blaming vaccines for autism for years before the rest of guys got on the anti-vaxx bandwagon with him. I wasn't scared of the flu vaccine or shingles vaccine, either - so I got those, too. You just don't seem to understand that I don't listen to chicken littles - either you guys spazzing about the vaccine, or the under-the-bed people hiding from covid. You gus have been predicting death on a mass scale from the vaccines and it isn't going to happen - just like the deaths of middle aged people or healthy people from covid didn't happen.
But go on - chicken little your ass off. I don't give a fuck. But how many fucking threads do you guys need to start about how people are going to get wiped out by this vaccine? 46Xi is just one of the candy asses that wants you to believe everyone has issues with the vaccine, because he did. But they don't. He's just soft and weak. Look how much time he spends gweebing in the Tug every day - fucking pathetic. They should vaccinate him from being a pussy, but he'd be scared of taking it. -
GD you’re really F’n set on showing off how stupid your really are. They say short insecure little men scream the loudest. You’re like a teacup poodle at a Rottweiler convention.dflea said:
Oooooh. That hurts.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed.
I'll just add it to the list of the vaccines I get on a regular schedule because I'm not a frightened little fella or a Jenny McCarthy follower like pawz is. He was blaming vaccines for autism for years before the rest of guys got on the anti-vaxx bandwagon with him. I wasn't scared of the flu vaccine or shingles vaccine, either - so I got those, too. You just don't seem to understand that I don't listen to chicken littles - either you guys spazzing about the vaccine, or the under-the-bed people hiding from covid. You gus have been predicting death on a mass scale from the vaccines and it isn't going to happen - just like the deaths of middle aged people or healthy people from covid didn't happen.
But go on - chicken little your ass off. I don't give a fuck. But how many fucking threads do you guys need to start about how people are going to get wiped out by this vaccine? 46Xi is just one of the candy asses that wants you to believe everyone has issues with the vaccine, because he did. But they don't. He's just soft and weak. Look how much time he spends gweebing in the Tug every day - fucking pathetic. They should vaccinate him from being a pussy, but he'd be scared of taking it.
Carry on, Bitch. You amuse me. -
Pipe down turbodflea said:
Oooooh. That hurts.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed.
I'll just add it to the list of the vaccines I get on a regular schedule because I'm not a frightened little fella or a Jenny McCarthy follower like pawz is. He was blaming vaccines for autism for years before the rest of guys got on the anti-vaxx bandwagon with him. I wasn't scared of the flu vaccine or shingles vaccine, either - so I got those, too. You just don't seem to understand that I don't listen to chicken littles - either you guys spazzing about the vaccine, or the under-the-bed people hiding from covid. You gus have been predicting death on a mass scale from the vaccines and it isn't going to happen - just like the deaths of middle aged people or healthy people from covid didn't happen.
But go on - chicken little your ass off. I don't give a fuck. But how many fucking threads do you guys need to start about how people are going to get wiped out by this vaccine? 46Xi is just one of the candy asses that wants you to believe everyone has issues with the vaccine, because he did. But they don't. He's just soft and weak. Look how much time he spends gweebing in the Tug every day - fucking pathetic. They should vaccinate him from being a pussy, but he'd be scared of taking it. -
I've got more vaccines than you, guaranteed, dipshit. I've lived and worked overseas in hairy places you wouldn't have the balls to fly over.dflea said:
Oooooh. That hurts.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed.
I'll just add it to the list of the vaccines I get on a regular schedule because I'm not a frightened little fella or a Jenny McCarthy follower like pawz is. He was blaming vaccines for autism for years before the rest of guys got on the anti-vaxx bandwagon with him. I wasn't scared of the flu vaccine or shingles vaccine, either - so I got those, too. You just don't seem to understand that I don't listen to chicken littles - either you guys spazzing about the vaccine, or the under-the-bed people hiding from covid. You gus have been predicting death on a mass scale from the vaccines and it isn't going to happen - just like the deaths of middle aged people or healthy people from covid didn't happen.
But go on - chicken little your ass off. I don't give a fuck. But how many fucking threads do you guys need to start about how people are going to get wiped out by this vaccine? 46Xi is just one of the candy asses that wants you to believe everyone has issues with the vaccine, because he did. But they don't. He's just soft and weak. Look how much time he spends gweebing in the Tug every day - fucking pathetic. They should vaccinate him from being a pussy, but he'd be scared of taking it.
The difference is those vaccines have all been through clinical trials and I was able to assess my risk vs. effectiveness accurately.
I get that's hard for a liberal arts shoeshiner to understand and you cope by projecting shitty strawman arguments instead. "Fuckin trumptard trash derp derp derp."
I'll stop talking about it when shitheel bootlickers like you stop trying to use the government to freeze people like me out of society for not being as obedient as you.
Tldr go fuck yourself you gigantic self righteous cuck and hide in your fucking basement until zero cases. #stayhomestaysafe #maskitorcaskit -
@dflea is busy. He’s out getting his 4th jab because he’s such a tough guy that he ain’t afraid of a little needle.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I've got more vaccines than you, guaranteed, dipshit. I've lived and worked overseas in hairy places you wouldn't have the balls to fly over.dflea said:
Oooooh. That hurts.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed.
I'll just add it to the list of the vaccines I get on a regular schedule because I'm not a frightened little fella or a Jenny McCarthy follower like pawz is. He was blaming vaccines for autism for years before the rest of guys got on the anti-vaxx bandwagon with him. I wasn't scared of the flu vaccine or shingles vaccine, either - so I got those, too. You just don't seem to understand that I don't listen to chicken littles - either you guys spazzing about the vaccine, or the under-the-bed people hiding from covid. You gus have been predicting death on a mass scale from the vaccines and it isn't going to happen - just like the deaths of middle aged people or healthy people from covid didn't happen.
But go on - chicken little your ass off. I don't give a fuck. But how many fucking threads do you guys need to start about how people are going to get wiped out by this vaccine? 46Xi is just one of the candy asses that wants you to believe everyone has issues with the vaccine, because he did. But they don't. He's just soft and weak. Look how much time he spends gweebing in the Tug every day - fucking pathetic. They should vaccinate him from being a pussy, but he'd be scared of taking it.
The difference is those vaccines have all been through clinical trials and I was able to assess my risk vs. effectiveness accurately.
I get that's hard for a liberal arts shoeshiner to understand and you cope by projecting shitty strawman arguments instead. "Fuckin trumptard trash derp derp derp."
I'll stop talking about it when shitheel bootlickers like you stop trying to use the government to freeze people like me out of society for not being as obedient as you.
Tldr go fuck yourself you gigantic self righteous cuck and hide in your fucking basement until zero cases. #stayhomestaysafe #maskitorcaskit
Just a cold. -
No. You fuck off.MikeDamone said:
Oh fuck off. JFC.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You were scared of the vaccine but took it anyway? Because you were scared of covid?
lol
You seem upset.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I've got more vaccines than you, guaranteed, dipshit. I've lived and worked overseas in hairy places you wouldn't have the balls to fly over.dflea said:
Oooooh. That hurts.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed.
I'll just add it to the list of the vaccines I get on a regular schedule because I'm not a frightened little fella or a Jenny McCarthy follower like pawz is. He was blaming vaccines for autism for years before the rest of guys got on the anti-vaxx bandwagon with him. I wasn't scared of the flu vaccine or shingles vaccine, either - so I got those, too. You just don't seem to understand that I don't listen to chicken littles - either you guys spazzing about the vaccine, or the under-the-bed people hiding from covid. You gus have been predicting death on a mass scale from the vaccines and it isn't going to happen - just like the deaths of middle aged people or healthy people from covid didn't happen.
But go on - chicken little your ass off. I don't give a fuck. But how many fucking threads do you guys need to start about how people are going to get wiped out by this vaccine? 46Xi is just one of the candy asses that wants you to believe everyone has issues with the vaccine, because he did. But they don't. He's just soft and weak. Look how much time he spends gweebing in the Tug every day - fucking pathetic. They should vaccinate him from being a pussy, but he'd be scared of taking it.
The difference is those vaccines have all been through clinical trials and I was able to assess my risk vs. effectiveness accurately.
I get that's hard for a liberal arts shoeshiner to understand and you cope by projecting shitty strawman arguments instead. "Fuckin trumptard trash derp derp derp."
I'll stop talking about it when shitheel bootlickers like you stop trying to use the government to freeze people like me out of society for not being as obedient as you.
Tldr go fuck yourself you gigantic self righteous cuck and hide in your fucking basement until zero cases. #stayhomestaysafe #maskitorcaskit
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Fuck off, Chester.dflea said:
No. You fuck off.MikeDamone said:
Oh fuck off. JFC.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You were scared of the vaccine but took it anyway? Because you were scared of covid?
lol
You seem upset.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I've got more vaccines than you, guaranteed, dipshit. I've lived and worked overseas in hairy places you wouldn't have the balls to fly over.dflea said:
Oooooh. That hurts.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed.
I'll just add it to the list of the vaccines I get on a regular schedule because I'm not a frightened little fella or a Jenny McCarthy follower like pawz is. He was blaming vaccines for autism for years before the rest of guys got on the anti-vaxx bandwagon with him. I wasn't scared of the flu vaccine or shingles vaccine, either - so I got those, too. You just don't seem to understand that I don't listen to chicken littles - either you guys spazzing about the vaccine, or the under-the-bed people hiding from covid. You gus have been predicting death on a mass scale from the vaccines and it isn't going to happen - just like the deaths of middle aged people or healthy people from covid didn't happen.
But go on - chicken little your ass off. I don't give a fuck. But how many fucking threads do you guys need to start about how people are going to get wiped out by this vaccine? 46Xi is just one of the candy asses that wants you to believe everyone has issues with the vaccine, because he did. But they don't. He's just soft and weak. Look how much time he spends gweebing in the Tug every day - fucking pathetic. They should vaccinate him from being a pussy, but he'd be scared of taking it.
The difference is those vaccines have all been through clinical trials and I was able to assess my risk vs. effectiveness accurately.
I get that's hard for a liberal arts shoeshiner to understand and you cope by projecting shitty strawman arguments instead. "Fuckin trumptard trash derp derp derp."
I'll stop talking about it when shitheel bootlickers like you stop trying to use the government to freeze people like me out of society for not being as obedient as you.
Tldr go fuck yourself you gigantic self righteous cuck and hide in your fucking basement until zero cases. #stayhomestaysafe #maskitorcaskit -
I've lost track of the argument here again lol
I got the jab a while back. Found the card in my laptop bag a week or so ago. Cool stuff.
Better keep it on hand in case fauci makes a comeback -
You are a faggot who doesn't like great tits, obviously.dflea said:
Oooooh. That hurts.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed.
I'll just add it to the list of the vaccines I get on a regular schedule because I'm not a frightened little fella or a Jenny McCarthy follower like pawz is. He was blaming vaccines for autism for years before the rest of guys got on the anti-vaxx bandwagon with him. I wasn't scared of the flu vaccine or shingles vaccine, either - so I got those, too. You just don't seem to understand that I don't listen to chicken littles - either you guys spazzing about the vaccine, or the under-the-bed people hiding from covid. You gus have been predicting death on a mass scale from the vaccines and it isn't going to happen - just like the deaths of middle aged people or healthy people from covid didn't happen.
But go on - chicken little your ass off. I don't give a fuck. But how many fucking threads do you guys need to start about how people are going to get wiped out by this vaccine? 46Xi is just one of the candy asses that wants you to believe everyone has issues with the vaccine, because he did. But they don't. He's just soft and weak. Look how much time he spends gweebing in the Tug every day - fucking pathetic. They should vaccinate him from being a pussy, but he'd be scared of taking it.
Maybe if you misrepresent my position enough the Corona bros will believe it. Great success!
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I'm still in love with your sig girlpawz said:
You are a faggot who doesn't like great tits, obviously.dflea said:
Oooooh. That hurts.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Hope you've received your 4th shot.dflea said:Sounds super scary.
If you're a gigantic pussy.
I didn't get any of those things. So the people that did must be candy asses.
You ready for your 5th this summer?
All to prevent a disease with a near zero mortality for anyone under 60 who isn't obese.
Pussy indeed.
I'll just add it to the list of the vaccines I get on a regular schedule because I'm not a frightened little fella or a Jenny McCarthy follower like pawz is. He was blaming vaccines for autism for years before the rest of guys got on the anti-vaxx bandwagon with him. I wasn't scared of the flu vaccine or shingles vaccine, either - so I got those, too. You just don't seem to understand that I don't listen to chicken littles - either you guys spazzing about the vaccine, or the under-the-bed people hiding from covid. You gus have been predicting death on a mass scale from the vaccines and it isn't going to happen - just like the deaths of middle aged people or healthy people from covid didn't happen.
But go on - chicken little your ass off. I don't give a fuck. But how many fucking threads do you guys need to start about how people are going to get wiped out by this vaccine? 46Xi is just one of the candy asses that wants you to believe everyone has issues with the vaccine, because he did. But they don't. He's just soft and weak. Look how much time he spends gweebing in the Tug every day - fucking pathetic. They should vaccinate him from being a pussy, but he'd be scared of taking it.
Maybe if you misrepresent my position enough the Corona bros will believe it. Great success!