Fudgie's Drinking Adventures
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Appears I am one of the few comfortable with my 6 pack buzz and 3 inches of fury. Holla!UW_Doog_Bot said:
This thread is starting to resemble the dick size thread. Lots of rationalization and acceptance.Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there. -
"No one has a dick bigger than five inches! Who would even want that? Am I right?"Swaye said:
Appears I am one of the few comfortable with my 6 pack buzz and 3 inches of fury. Holla!UW_Doog_Bot said:
This thread is starting to resemble the dick size thread. Lots of rationalization and acceptance.Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there. -
It's really no wonder @Doog_de_Jour is so unimpressed with this place. "It's the perfect group for me. Just perfect. Cute even."UW_Doog_Bot said:
"No one has a dick bigger than five inches! Who would even want that? Am I right?"Swaye said:
Appears I am one of the few comfortable with my 6 pack buzz and 3 inches of fury. Holla!UW_Doog_Bot said:
This thread is starting to resemble the dick size thread. Lots of rationalization and acceptance.Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there. -
i recall those days. now i lie about how much ive had to drink to look like i have less of a problem.DoogCourics said:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”
life comes at you fast, i suppose. -
You're a hatchet packer - who would expect you to be able to hold your liquor?Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there.
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My 5 popped out 4 heathens so my 3.5 doesn’t complain.UW_Doog_Bot said:
"No one has a dick bigger than five inches! Who would even want that? Am I right?"Swaye said:
Appears I am one of the few comfortable with my 6 pack buzz and 3 inches of fury. Holla!UW_Doog_Bot said:
This thread is starting to resemble the dick size thread. Lots of rationalization and acceptance.Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there.
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Swaye said:
I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there.
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As this bored would likely attest to, my wife is far from shitty. Me on the other-hand, yeah you're probably right.backthepack said:
Fuck you and your shitty fucking wife!DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”
We were mainly just reminiscing on the fact that every one when they are in college drinks too much, but also embellishes how much we drink. We've all been there dude, so it's just fun to laugh about.
I'm sorry that we hurt your feelings, but thank you for putting on a brave face:
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MikeDamone said:
Pics?DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”
Of Fudgie bragging about how much he drank?
Sure:
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Hey, I've always been a cheap drunk and most of my hijinx are driven by alcohol that only took me about one hour to consume which allowed more time for idiocy, which the bored always loved.dflea said:
You're a hatchet packer - who would expect you to be able to hold your liquor?Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there. -
I support your efforts 100%Swaye said:
Hey, I've always been a cheap drunk and most of my hijinx are driven by alcohol that only took me about one hour to consume which allowed more time for idiocy, which the bored always loved.dflea said:
You're a hatchet packer - who would expect you to be able to hold your liquor?Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there. -
Swaye said:
Hey, I've always been a cheap drunk and most of my hijinx are driven by alcohol that only took me about one hour to consume which allowed more time for idiocy, which the bored always loved.dflea said:
You're a hatchet packer - who would expect you to be able to hold your liquor?Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-U171p0S5U
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FWIW back in my dad's alcoholic prime he would put back two handles of cheap vodka every three days - comes out to over a liter a day. He finally quit when he hallucinated maggots coming out of his arms, went in to the ER in a panic, and was told he was 24-48 hours away from death from chronic alcohol poisoning
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@CirrhosisDawgBearsWiin said:FWIW back in my dad's alcoholic prime he would put back two handles of cheap vodka every three days - comes out to over a liter a day. He finally quit when he hallucinated maggots coming out of his arms, went in to the ER in a panic, and was told he was 24-48 hours away from death from chronic alcohol poisoning
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No, we're talking about booze, not semen.DoogCourics said:MikeDamone said:
Pics?DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”
Of Fudgie bragging about how much he drank?
Sure: -
They both did. I paid them back by selling weed.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Sounds like the strict dad got hold of the bill.PurpleJ said:I once killed a fifth in Phoenix after sneaking into the Biltmore, then wandered off and fell into several pools on the way, losing an ounce of weed in the process. Came to at mcdonalds and called my friend to pick me up. He was wasted as shit so he got there promptly. I didn’t learn my lesson the next night and puked jager all over some poor ladys carpet. Then my friends stole her car and went for a joyride. Dad got the bill in the mail a month later and made me pay back every cent.
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There is a dick size thread?!?!UW_Doog_Bot said:
This thread is starting to resemble the dick size thread. Lots of rationalization and acceptance.Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there. -
PurpleJ said:
There is a dick size thread?!?!UW_Doog_Bot said:
This thread is starting to resemble the dick size thread. Lots of rationalization and acceptance.Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there.
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LOLSwaye said:
Appears I am one of the few comfortable with my 6 pack buzz and 3 inches of fury. Holla!UW_Doog_Bot said:
This thread is starting to resemble the dick size thread. Lots of rationalization and acceptance.Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there.
