Ho. Lee. Fuck.

So, I go out for an extended bar session last night, and end up with a rather trashy whore back at my place. Get up this morning, and start reading HH. As far as I can tell, in the last 12 hours, Splooge has completely gone off the rails, Beezelbub is his typical useless self, Cockus has limped back in pathetic fashion, and I expect it will start burning when I pee by tomorrow.

If someone isn't sacrificed this Friday, we should all die in a fire. Fuck me.