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Help me quit - request from Owen twelve

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  • WoolleyDoog
    WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,773 Founders Club
    edited January 2022
    Here's my pitch to get Husky football back and get people like you back in while also keeping the do gooders who hold UW football back happy. UW starts a program where they offer every guy under the age of 25 getting out of prison the chance to do a combine to see how athletic they are and submit film of any previous football experience they have. Best ones get brought up to UW for a rehabilitation program with free school, free housing, free food and free life guidance from the football staff. Everyone deserves a second chance, especially if you can run a 4.4 40 or have exquisite hips.

    If you don't like it you're racist. And to be honest, UW hasn't been truly nationally dangerous since they had guys who you were scared to be around on campus.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Muttzen said:

    Does anyone remember the dwag tales they used to play on the huskytron?

    One of the games during Owen 12 they played some story about how some seagull shat on someone’s head as their dwag memory. Does anyone have that or remember that clip?

    I’m looking for reasons to give less fucks about this team (well really the sport in general). I never bash the kids. They can chase NLI money all they want. But I’ve got better things to do on Saturdays than watch NFL farm teams. Our beloved dwags only care about academis. Perhaps deboner is the chosen one but in this climate, I feel like his ceiling is tedford at cal, due to the landscape of football.

    In short, bleach on the rocks please. Two fingers.

    I remember the clip. I doubt you'll find it anywhere online
    Maybe Karen Ramming can did it up if she’s not too busy.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,741 Standard Supporter

    Here's my pitch to get Husky football back and get people like you back in while also keeping the do gooders who hold UW football back happy. UW starts a program where they offer every guy under the age of 25 getting out of prison the chance to do a combine to see how athletic they are and submit film of any previous football experience they have. Best ones get brought up to UW for a rehabilitation program with free school, free housing, free food and free life guidance from the football staff. Everyone deserves a second chance, especially if you can run a 4.4 40 or have exquisite hips.

    If you don't like it you're racist. And to be honest, UW hasn't been truly nationally dangerous since they had guys who you were scared to be around on campus.

    Yeah, but would their prison credits transfer? I'm hearing they sometimes have issues with the PE classes.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 69,828 Founders Club
    I remember my dad being excited that the Huskies got a d-lineman out of prison back around 1999. He had a long Poly name. My dad said, "I heard he can bench press a house."
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    I remember my dad being excited that the Huskies got a d-lineman out of prison back around 1999. He had a long Poly name. My dad said, "I heard he can bench press a house."

    Sounds like maybe they need to bring back Dawg Tales.
  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,936

    Here's my pitch to get Husky football back and get people like you back in while also keeping the do gooders who hold UW football back happy. UW starts a program where they offer every guy under the age of 25 getting out of prison the chance to do a combine to see how athletic they are and submit film of any previous football experience they have. Best ones get brought up to UW for a rehabilitation program with free school, free housing, free food and free life guidance from the football staff. Everyone deserves a second chance, especially if you can run a 4.4 40 or have exquisite hips.

    If you don't like it you're racist. And to be honest, UW hasn't been truly nationally dangerous since they had guys who you were scared to be around on campus.

    Probably work better if they just told them they'd feed them crack before every game
  • steelheader2
    steelheader2 Member Posts: 373

    Tolaei mulitauopele. Cleveland hs. Was in prison. Mike Olson at sports Washington wrote “ he would bench small Mexicans in prison”. He needed to redshirt. Was starting to show up end of second year.

    I remember my dad being excited that the Huskies got a d-lineman’s out of prison back around 1999. He had a long Poly name. My dad said, "I heard he can bench press a house." </blockquote

  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 3,023
    Wish I had been in Savannah last night. Place is already great… must’ve been awesome. Stetson Bennett IV will never have to buy a drink or a meal in that town again.
  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,917

    Muttzen said:

    Does anyone remember the dwag tales they used to play on the huskytron?

    One of the games during Owen 12 they played some story about how some seagull shat on someone’s head as their dwag memory. Does anyone have that or remember that clip?

    I’m looking for reasons to give less fucks about this team (well really the sport in general). I never bash the kids. They can chase NLI money all they want. But I’ve got better things to do on Saturdays than watch NFL farm teams. Our beloved dwags only care about academis. Perhaps deboner is the chosen one but in this climate, I feel like his ceiling is tedford at cal, due to the landscape of football.

    In short, bleach on the rocks please. Two fingers.

    I remember the clip. I doubt you'll find it anywhere online
    Maybe Karen Ramming can did it up if she’s not too busy.
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,764
    Her dogs in booties video was AWESOME.