Strength and Conditioning Coach
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Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt DamonCuntWaffle said:
He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.
So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon -
The legend is young Stan (me???) racked all the plates on the bar and marveled at how it looked, like two god damn Christmas trees. Dad came in, saw Stan gawking at it, got on the bench and repped out 3 or 4. Must have been 450 pounds, and Stan had never seen Pawpaw lift a single weight before in his life. Farmer strong, Cheney strong.HFNY said:
If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.BleachedAnusDawg said:I think he looks like a simple farmer.
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I’m sorry but that’s Landry Clark starting kicker/punter for the East Dillon LionsCuntWaffle said:
He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.
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Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”DodgyBloke said:Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
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Agree, this is what @SECDAWG looks likeBleachedAnusDawg said:I think he looks like a simple farmer.
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Why did you hate him in Friday Night Lights?CuntWaffle said:
He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.
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His second best work was this...LawDawg1 said:
Why did you hate him in Friday Night Lights?CuntWaffle said:
He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

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Wait until Ron gets a hold of them.
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Emoterman said:
The legend is young Stan (me???) racked all the plates on the bar and marveled at how it looked, like two god damn Christmas trees. Dad came in, saw Stan gawking at it, got on the bench and repped out 3 or 4. Must have been 450 pounds, and Stan had never seen Pawpaw lift a single weight before in his life. Farmer strong, Cheney strong.HFNY said:
If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.BleachedAnusDawg said:I think he looks like a simple farmer.


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theLSkid said:
Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”DodgyBloke said:Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
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Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use.








