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  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,693
    First thing is first, holiday baking!!
  • StLouisDawg
    StLouisDawg Member Posts: 548
    Ya’ll bitches made me feel better. Maybe he just takes a poor photo.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    Ya’ll bitches made me feel better. Maybe he just takes a poor photo.

    He looks like an eastern block trainer that took a shit load of roids in his 20s/30s of course he’s gunna look like shit. Doesn’t mean the boys won’t be ready to rumble and full of that sauce.
  • DodgyBloke
    DodgyBloke Member Posts: 957
    Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
  • HFNY
    HFNY Member Posts: 5,380

    I think he looks like a simple farmer.

    If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.
  • Emoterman
    Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333
    HFNY said:

    I think he looks like a simple farmer.

    If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.
    The legend is young Stan (me???) racked all the plates on the bar and marveled at how it looked, like two god damn Christmas trees. Dad came in, saw Stan gawking at it, got on the bench and repped out 3 or 4. Must have been 450 pounds, and Stan had never seen Pawpaw lift a single weight before in his life. Farmer strong, Cheney strong.
  • theLSkid
    theLSkid Member Posts: 344

    Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it

    Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

    He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
    Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
    The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
    Ron? Are you that guy?
    Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

    I think he looks like a simple farmer.

    Agree, this is what @SECDAWG looks like
  • LawDawg1
    LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,941



    He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

    Why did you hate him in Friday Night Lights?


  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,671 Swaye's Wigwam
    LawDawg1 said:



    He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

    Why did you hate him in Friday Night Lights?


    His second best work was this...

  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Wait until Ron gets a hold of them.
  • DodgyBloke
    DodgyBloke Member Posts: 957
    theLSkid said:

    Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it

    Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

    He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
    Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
    The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
    Ron? Are you that guy?
    Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
    <

    Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use.
  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,263
    2 pages of the new strength coaches facial features demonstrating he was on gear(?) and no one googled if he's any good yet. Classic
  • LawDawg1
    LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,941
    Canadawg said:

    2 pages of the new strength coaches facial features demonstrating he was on gear(?) and no one googled if he's any good yet. Classic

    You’re on page 3.
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,376



    Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt Damon

    So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon

    Meth Damone.
  • theLSkid
    theLSkid Member Posts: 344

    theLSkid said:

    Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it

    Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

    He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
    Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
    The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
    Ron? Are you that guy?
    Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
    Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use.


    You’re clueless on how to use a block quote, so that makes THREE things you know nothing about.
    Just because you watch MPMD doesn’t mean you’re a bodybuilder.
    Also, getting a Pro Card isn’t just ‘turning pro’, it’s a selection process.
    Now go do some fucking squats cause your 14 year old malnourished “physique” definitely cannot support a strong breeze none the less being on gear.
    Also, if you’re on gear with your level of intelligence … you should do less rope pull-downs and more rope-ups :)
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696

    theLSkid said:

    Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

    He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
    Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
    The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
    Ron? Are you that guy?
    Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
    <

    Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use the quote feature.

  • StLouisDawg
    StLouisDawg Member Posts: 548



    He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

    Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt Damon

    So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon
    Fetters Damon. I bet he takes like 6 lb shits. Low flow toilets are the bane of his existence. Gotta flush like 14, 15 times.
  • SpoonieLuv
    SpoonieLuv Member Posts: 5,463
    theLSkid said:



    He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

    I’m sorry but that’s Lance Clark starting kicker/punter for the East Dillon Lions