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Sources
Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,332 Founders Club
edited February 16 in College Football Forum
Ducks snagged a coach who BLEEDS grellow and would never leave the PNW for another program.


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  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,275 Standard Supporter
    FFS man. And people say the term doog gets thrown around too often? Case in fucking point.
  • PasadenaHuskyFan
    PasadenaHuskyFan Member Posts: 611
    Imagine caring
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,129
    Sources said:

    Ducks snagged a coach who BLEEDS grellow and would never leave the PNW for another program.


    What ties does deboner have to the NW?
  • LawDawg1
    LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,942
    Guy is basically 5 years from being a graduate assistant. And he’s in consideration for a HC already?
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,273
    edited December 2021
    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid
  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,275 Standard Supporter
    HuskyJW said:

    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid

    It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,273
    edited December 2021
    dtd said:

    HuskyJW said:

    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid

    It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.
    Ummmm…..I’m not being serious

    I have said all along they need to hire Justin Wilcox to save face
  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,275 Standard Supporter
    edited December 2021
    HuskyJW said:

    dtd said:

    HuskyJW said:

    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid

    It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.
    Ummmm…..I’m not being serious

    Well we are stupid.
  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,332 Founders Club
    dtd said:

    HuskyJW said:

    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid

    It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.
    I know it's hard, but the entire point of my post is that, for the umpteenth time, Oregon is seemingly going to hire someone whose profile reeks of hit it and quit it. That this point is lost on you, is your problem, not mine.

    Good luck the rest of the way
  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,332 Founders Club
    dtd said:

    Sources said:

    dtd said:

    HuskyJW said:

    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid

    It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.
    I know it's hard, but the entire point of my post is that, for the umpteenth time, Oregon is seemingly going to hire someone whose profile reeks of hit it and quit it. That this point is lost on you, is your problem, not mine.

    Good luck the rest of the way
    You're being a passive aggressive little bitch about something everyone already recognizes. No shit this guy isn't going to stick around if he has success. This is why you're such a fucking sad sack doog, you think Oregon losing coaches because they keep winning is embarrassing, while your program has been an absolute shit show for 20 years.

    The biggest knock I'd always bring up about Bellotti and Kelly's staffs at Oregon was that nobody ever got poached. You want it both ways. If they hire a lifer in Wilcocks, you laff it up, if they hire another stepping stone merc like Lanning, you laff it up.

    Coach Pete was supposed to be a sure thing, west coast guy, part of the UC Davis -> Oregon coaching pipeline, loyal, lifer, and he fucking quit on UW, fucking cucked you and put yimmy in place, and Pete is about as perfect an example of what any PNW team could ever hope to have. Lambo, Gilby, Helf, all got shit canned. Where's this mythcal PNW lifer who doesn't suck that Oregon should hire?
    Quite certain I haven't said any of that, but keep shouting in the wind. It'll help I'm sure
  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,275 Standard Supporter
    Kalen DeBoer is from South Dakota.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    ntxduck said:

    Sources said:

    Ducks snagged a coach who BLEEDS grellow and would never leave the PNW for another program.


    What ties does deboner have to the NW?
    He fucked fudgie’s mom
    I fucked yours + i don't think my mom is big enough for the deboner
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    dtd said:

    HuskyJW said:

    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid

    It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.
    This is literally what the Oregon spaces on twitter have been saying all day hth
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,461 Founders Club

    ntxduck said:

    Sources said:

    Ducks snagged a coach who BLEEDS grellow and would never leave the PNW for another program.


    What ties does deboner have to the NW?
    He fucked fudgie’s mom
    I fucked yours + i don't think my mom is big enough for the deboner
    You're Haener's little brother?

    Explains a lot, to be honest.


    No offense, but WOWOWOOD. A million tims.

  • PasadenaHuskyFan
    PasadenaHuskyFan Member Posts: 611
    edited December 2021

    ntxduck said:

    Sources said:

    Ducks snagged a coach who BLEEDS grellow and would never leave the PNW for another program.


    What ties does deboner have to the NW?
    He fucked fudgie’s mom
    I fucked yours + i don't think my mom is big enough for the deboner
    Which one of your dads is this “mom”
  • That’s an impressive arc though. One year at GA coaching linebackers and he was named DC. He’s got something going for him.
  • PasadenaHuskyFan
    PasadenaHuskyFan Member Posts: 611
    edited December 2021
    Lanning has never had a head coaching role at any level. Inherited an elite defense from Mel tucker with elite talent. It’s a risky hire although his fast rise up the coaching ranks from complete obscurity to DC of the second best team in the sec is impressive. Boom or bust hire. UW fans will love it for the bust potential, Oregon fans will love it for the boom. Being an upset Oregon fan because uw fans hope he either implodes or doesn’t stick around for long is faggy. What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude? We hate everything about your faggy team and school and would make fun of you if you hired bill belichick as head coach with saban as dc.
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    Lanning has never had a head coaching role at any level. Inherited an elite defense from Mel tucker with elite talent. It’s a risky hire although his fast rise up the coaching ranks from complete obscurity to DC of the second best team in the sec is impressive. Boom or bust hire. UW fans will love it for the bust potential, Oregon fans will love it for the boom. Being an upset Oregon fan because uw fans hope he either implodes or doesn’t stick around for long is faggy. What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude? We hate everything about your faggy team and school and would make fun of you if you hired bill belichick as head coach with saban as dc.

    Mix in a paragraph.

    Ok!
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    dtd said:

    HuskyJW said:

    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid

    It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.
    This is literally what the Oregon spaces on twitter have been saying all day hth
    Imagine listening to “Oregon spaces on Twitter” as a Duck. Now imagine it while being a DAWG.


  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,129
    edited December 2021

    dtd said:

    HuskyJW said:

    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid

    It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.
    This is literally what the Oregon spaces on twitter have been saying all day hth
    Imagine listening to “Oregon spaces on Twitter” as a Duck. Now imagine it while being a DAWG.


    Imagine spending your college Friday nights listening to jared Sawyer and Corey dubrowa pontificate on things they know nothing about instead of getting random gash.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,387 Founders Club

    What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

    To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

    I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

    I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

    Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

    Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

    I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

    As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.
    I will never understand why he stuck with AB all season long.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

    To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

    I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

    I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

    Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

    Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

    I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

    As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.
    I will never understand why he stuck with AB all season long.
    Because he has no confidence or trust in anyone. For all the tough guy talk Oregon was timid in all aspects of the game. The safest way was always the way.
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    What do you want us to do… fellate the Oregon ad for hiring this dude?

    To be fair, nobody asked you to do anything.

    I don’t love this hire on the surface but here we are.

    I was a Kiffen guy. I think if anyone on the board can come in and profit off the current roster it’s him. But if anyone is going to hate living in Eugene, it’s him.

    Aranda would have been second. Doesn’t seem like he wants to leave Waco for Eugene. I doubt Oregon is the one who said no in that conversation.

    Oregon has gone outside of their DNA by hiring a defense first, kind of guy. That’s somewhat intriguing.

    I wouldn’t have wanted UW to hire Lanning but each program is in a different arc. Post Peterson, probably not a great hire. Post Lake, probably a good hire.

    As of this morning, Cristobal leaving is good enough for me. Three of his four years were unwatchable and the only reason the fourth season wasn’t, was because of the last two games in 2019. He completely sucked the life out of Oregon football. Fucking horrendous stuff.
    Redbox Bowl. With JH. UnF’nwatchable football.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046
    edited December 2021
    ntxduck said:

    dtd said:

    HuskyJW said:

    This is the staff

    Urban Meyer HC
    Chip Kelly OC
    Dan Lanning DC

    You guys are so stupid

    It's funny watching people like you and sources make shit up to get angry about.
    This is literally what the Oregon spaces on twitter have been saying all day hth
    Imagine listening to “Oregon spaces on Twitter” as a Duck. Now imagine it while being a DAWG.


    Imagine spending your college Friday nights listening to jared Sawyer and Corey dubrowa pontificate on things they know nothing about instead of getting random gash.
    This is true Fudgie. At your age I would not have been anywhere near this forum, even if it had existed. You should be out sowing your oats young man. Come on now.