OFFICIAL Jilted Duck fan reaction thread

insinceredawg

Per @Gladstone's request, I'm starting this thread as a single repository of Duck tears from Cristobal's couch sale

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dtd

sigh

2girls1applecup

Love to see it

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

How many more games you gonna coach at Oregon, Mario?

ntxduck

Love to see it

Jfc

coach_pete_JPG

Love to see it

Sounds racist

GreenRiverGatorz

Good LORD you guys care a lot.
You new here? The only thing more entertaining than us sucking, is you sucking. And you are plummeting faster than we ever thought possible.
WTF? We? went from losing Nattys to Mark Helfrich and THIS is plummeting? The shitty coach left, and some recruits that he would have never developed are leaving too. Breaking some eggs. He was 14-6, about to be 14-7, since Herbie(I like to call him Herbie, it's what I do) left. The odds they find someone about as good are pretty decent.

Don Pellum was plummeting, you fucking doog.

Your bowel gayme is Oregon losing to Oklahoma.

Sounds like you can't handle the ups and downs of program plummeting

insinceredawg

cypher in shambles

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082010228871169

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082391277133825

46XiJCAB

cypher in shambles
https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082010228871169

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082391277133825

LeBron Calm app candidate.

CuntWaffle

cypher in shambles
https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082010228871169

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082391277133825

He deleted some tweets but the night before Mario bailed he was tweeting @ Mario's wife. Saying how she is a good woman and wouldn't let Mario make one of the biggest mistakes of his life.

DoogerMcFarland

What would Jesus do?

Swaye

What would Jesus do?

Kaepsknee

Nothing brings out the true Moralists then when a Coach gets pilfered by another team.

Gladstone

cypher in shambles
https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082010228871169

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082391277133825
He deleted some tweets but the night before Mario bailed he was tweeting @ Mario's wife. Saying how she is a good woman and wouldn't let Mario make one of the biggest mistakes of his life.

https://twitter.com/districypher/status/1467713186266705920?s=21

RealRhino

Saw Byron Caldwell's parents were Twatting about MC leaving and seemed pretty salty, all about how they weren't told anything, etc. I wanted to respond with something along the lines of how if you and your son are stupid enough to buy into that flash and hype bullshit, you get what you deserve. But couldn't think of a nice way to say it. I never bash the kids, you know.

NoWarningJustDawg

cypher in shambles

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082391277133825

"Haha, you'll be jobless after earning another $32,000,000, loser!"

...Way to threaten him with a good time, kid.

chuck

cypher in shambles

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082391277133825

"Haha, you'll be jobless after earning another $32,000,000, loser!"

...Way to threaten him with a good time, kid.

Sick burn for sure. He might struggle to enjoy his $32,000,000 without the adulation of a bunch of grellow and fluorosnot wearing 12s.

rodmansrage

cypher in shambles

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082391277133825

worst game coach? eh, i can think of a former coach that may have him beat.

GrundleStiltzkin

cypher in shambles
https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082010228871169

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082391277133825
He deleted some tweets but the night before Mario bailed he was tweeting @ Mario's wife. Saying how she is a good woman and wouldn't let Mario make one of the biggest mistakes of his life.

https://twitter.com/districypher/status/1467713186266705920?s=21

I don't really know what NFTs are, and I don't really have any money. ATBS, I want a NFT of that twat.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

cypher in shambles

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468082391277133825
worst game coach? eh, i can think of a former coach that may have him beat.

He’s the worst in-game coach in the country and you’re still tweeting at his wife to get him to stay?

Sources

I love that he's whining about how Mario is a liar and unethical, but is clamoring for Kiffin as if he's somehow different and above all that

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468397120558276608

https://twitter.com/DistriCypher/status/1468397654929330184