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ATTENTION: UO/UW Pre-game Eugene area tour Extravaganza. Tickets on sale now. $81.

oregonblitzkrieg
oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
edited August 2014 in College Football Forum
UO/UW Pre Game Eugene area tour Extravaganza. Pre-order your tickets now. $81 per person. Arrive with a sweatpants boner and receive a 10% discount.

ITINERARY

8:30 am - Breakfast followed by an early morning swim in the McKenzie river.

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10:00 am - Autzen Stadium. Meet and greet with the Auzten rapist.

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10:30 am - Piss balloon making demonstration.

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11:00 am - Wheelchair raffle. Section 38. See how far you can push Race's grandmother down the stairs.

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11:30 am - Slurpees and weiners at the 7-11 on Coburg Road.

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12:00 pm - BRB, JO Hour. Basements provided.

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2:30 pm - Brunch with Kip Kinkel at the Lane County Jail.

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4:00 pm - Umpqua National Forest. Smoke it all with Darron Thomas.

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6:30 pm - Dinner. All you can eat taters with Mark Helfrich.

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8:00 pm - Corner of 7th Avenue and Polk Street. Hookers and blow in Colt Lyerla's car.

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Get them while they last! Homosexual poasters: Ask about the HH Bathhouse member special discount.
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